scotty Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 Ok, so he's a septic and we shouldn't expect too much in the way of intelligence from this twat. But running yourself over with your own snowplough?? For fucksake. Just as annoying are the BBC headlines, which doggedly refer to "a snowplough accident" without mentioning until far into the small print that it's his own machine, and he was the sole operator. Surely that little snippet of information would have lent the headlines an air of comedy to lighten the traumatic news of yet another thick yank metaphorically shooting himself in the bollocks. Oh, well. At least, for once, guns weren't involved. 👍👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 as the incident occurred in America / Canada I believe the machinery involved was actually a snowplow. Fuck knows if there's any difference but, to add to my disappointment the cunt has now posted selfie of himself from his hospital bed....,with a pair of fucking spectacles on!!! Hawkeye, my arse, the be-spectacled four-eyed cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 So, the fuckin' idiot got run over by his own snow plough while clearing his drive, according to one report, that begs the question, just how long is his fuckin' drive that it needs a fuckin' plough to clear it? Then again, he could just be another bullshitting thespian looking for a bit of public sympathy and the resultant publicity, silly cunt! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 28 minutes ago, cunt said: Then again, he could just be another bullshitting thespian looking for a bit of public sympathy and the resultant publicity That's doing it the hard way, to be fair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 4 hours ago, scotty said: That's doing it the hard way, to be fair. Exactly, who's going to fuck around buying the right snow plough and then wait an age for there to be enough snow where you can use the thing prior to running yourself over with it?, when you can produce a similar result with a black bin-liner, a length of electric flex and an orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 26 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: a black bin-liner, a length of electric flex and an orange. Stephen Milligan was actually my local MP (Eastleigh.) In hindsight, voting for him may have been a mistake. 🤔😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 5 hours ago, scotty said: That's doing it the hard way, to be fair. I couldn't disagree more. Now if I were to put up a video of myself, ploughing a 25st. black whore, on a fakir bed of nails, for publicity purposes, would you give me credit? Would you fuck. You would say 'there's Withers being a cunt', to be fair. My arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: if I were to put up a video of myself, ploughing a 25st. black whore, on a fakir bed of nails, for publicity purposes, would you give me credit? I most certainly would, when can we expect this video? 👍👍👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 8 hours ago, scotty said: Ok, so he's a septic and we shouldn't expect too much in the way of intelligence from this twat. But running yourself over with your own snowplough?? For fucksake. Just as annoying are the BBC headlines, which doggedly refer to "a snowplough accident" without mentioning until far into the small print that it's his own machine, and he was the sole operator. Surely that little snippet of information would have lent the headlines an air of comedy to lighten the traumatic news of yet another thick yank metaphorically shooting himself in the bollocks. Oh, well. At least, for once, guns weren't involved. 👍👍 This type of unfortunate accident isn’t as rare as you might think scotty. I recall Brian Harvey (East 17) accomplishing a similar if not even more difficult feat a while back. He managed to run himself over with his own car (BMW E36 M3) while driving it. I do hope they’ve started a trend among ‘celebrities’ as it would save the rest of us the bother of running any of the dopey cunts over. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 58 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: if I were to put up a video of myself, ploughing a 25st. black whore, on a fakir bed of nails, I’ll post it for you Withers, along with the really bad ones too if you like. Did you really think I was going to delete them when you eventually settled your tab and I told you never to come back you filthy monster? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 57 minutes ago, scotty said: I most certainly would, when can we expect this video? 👍👍👍 I’ll PM the complete collection to you. I wouldn’t have anything to eat before watching them though scotty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 9 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Hawkeye, my arse, the be-spectacled four-eyed cunt. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 2 hours ago, King Billy said: This type of unfortunate accident isn’t as rare as you might think scotty. I recall Brian Harvey (East 17) accomplishing a similar if not even more difficult feat a while back. He managed to run himself over with his own car (BMW E36 M3) while driving it. I do hope they’ve started a trend among ‘celebrities’ as it would save the rest of us the bother of running any of the dopey cunts over. I'll see you Harvey, and raise you Anton Yelchin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 5, 2023 Report Share Posted January 5, 2023 20 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll see you Harvey, and raise you Anton Yelchin. The wessel is moving backwards Captain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 5, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2023 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The wessel is moving backwards Captain! Just for a few glorious seconds, I bet he wished he'd bought a Fiat Panda instead of the Grand Cherokee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 5, 2023 Report Share Posted January 5, 2023 2 minutes ago, scotty said: Just for a few glorious seconds, I bet he wished he'd bought a Fiat Panda instead of the Grand Cherokee. The last white American to be killed by a native one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 5, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2023 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: white American For "white American" read "Russian jew" 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 I wonder if this halfwit eagle-shagging belmer was eating a tuna jacket potato as well. Fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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