King Billy Posted January 7, 2023 Report Share Posted January 7, 2023 10 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Have you ever taken a day off from the corner? You're like a stubborn fucking ghost that needs exorcising. Fuck off. Pen’s not a ghost as he’s been refusing to die for hundreds of years, but like a ghost he sure puts the willies up everyone. He’s definitely a brain numbing, cross dressing old bag of shit though. Tbf Cunts Corner wouldn’t be the same without the ridiculous, mothball reeking old Oxfam shop mannequin cunt. It would be slightly fucking better, but probably not that much imo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Gobshite Posted January 7, 2023 Report Share Posted January 7, 2023 2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: I'm not worried about you Gobblers...You won't be on this site for much longer as you clearly are as entertaining as a Liam Neeson flim. Fuck right off. Yeah yeah, OK you has been oik. 🙂. Have a fucking smiley, idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 7, 2023 Report Share Posted January 7, 2023 3 hours ago, Eddie said: A like for stupid head 😂 Thanks Ed..I'm truly grateful..here have one back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 15 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Im a man with certain set of skills...all you know is shite flows downhill and giro day is Wednesday..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Things are so bad that even Jake's imaginary friends have fucked off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 On 03/01/2023 at 00:16, Sir Gobshite said: ...a} i havnt been here before but a freind of mine has. Im currently staying at his place for a few months whilst he's fucked off skiing etc.. He suggested i sign up for a bit of entertainmment and gave me some history... Well, that's an obvious red flag which had me twitching. So JSP, who are you purporting to be, Margot? Brian or some other NZ sock puppet? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: JSP Speaking of blasts from the past, it's been quiet this weekend - did Benny and Decs finally get a room? (And by "room" I mean "jail cell".) Also, is @Roadkill dead? I'm led to understand that some poor people have been forced to make a "heat or eat" choice over the winter, and I'm worried that some of those in the grimmest northern outposts may not have been able to afford either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Speaking of blasts from the past, it's been quiet this weekend - did Benny and Decs finally get a room? (And by "room" I mean "jail cell".) Also, is @Roadkill dead? I'm led to understand that some poor people have been forced to make a "heat or eat" choice over the winter, and I'm worried that some of those in the grimmest northern outposts may not have been able to afford either. AFAIK, RK had locked himself out of The Corner by forgetting his password. I've just cleared the Punter Applications so he may well be amongst the new intake. Anyway, thanks for asking, I had a lovely Christmas and the day after Boxing day Hubby and I went off-grid to one of the smaller Channel Islands - no phone, no internet = sheer bliss taking seascape, coastal and local birdlife photography. As for who may or who may not be in the cooler I have to say I returned to find the "Report" file stuffed to the brim. Needless to say I can't be arsed to trawl through pages of synthetic rage and virtue signalling by some overgrown schoolboys overdosed on Christmas Selection boxes and port. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 35 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Speaking of blasts from the past, it's been quiet this weekend - did Benny and Decs finally get a room? (And by "room" I mean "jail cell".) Also, is @Roadkill dead? I'm led to understand that some poor people have been forced to make a "heat or eat" choice over the winter, and I'm worried that some of those in the grimmest northern outposts may not have been able to afford either. It's quiet because that odious and gobby little tyrant decimus is sulking due to my return to form. He'll do well to keep out of my way. On a separate note, what are your thoughts on the handlebar moustache? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 17 minutes ago, Frank said: On a separate note, what are your thoughts on the handlebar moustache? The choice of homosexuals, and men who ride Harley Fatboys. These two categories are not mutually exclusive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 27 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I went off-grid to one of the smaller Channel Islands Sark? I suppose the chances are slim of two fatal gas explosions in such close proximity, but best to avoid Jersey for a while just to be on the safe side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Well, that's an obvious red flag which had me twitching. So JSP, who are you purporting to be, Margot? Brian or some other NZ sock puppet? Bitch. I wanted to be the one to spot him. I feel cheated. Can I have his registration email? Xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Sark? I suppose the chances are slim of two fatal gas explosions in such close proximity, but best to avoid Jersey for a while just to be on the safe side. Catty Sark, perhaps. This negligent bitch has clearly been sailing with JSP, hence the reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Catty Sark, perhaps. This negligent bitch has clearly been sailing with JSP, hence the reference. Turbojetwaterblasterboating.. alpha male shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: AFAIK, RK had locked himself out of The Corner by forgetting his password. I've just cleared the Punter Applications so he may well be amongst the new intake. Anyway, thanks for asking, I had a lovely Christmas and the day after Boxing day Hubby and I went off-grid to one of the smaller Channel Islands - no phone, no internet = sheer bliss taking seascape, coastal and local birdlife photography. As for who may or who may not be in the cooler I have to say I returned to find the "Report" file stuffed to the brim. Needless to say I can't be arsed to trawl through pages of synthetic rage and virtue signalling by some overgrown schoolboys overdosed on Christmas Selection boxes and port. @Eddie, there you go, you thick as cold custard cunt. Favoritism. I must start sleeping with Cuntspotter or Proper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 8, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 21 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: I reckon you have a little bit of wood going on for old Jake..Ponzy. I'm really not interested and I hope you enjoy your giro to which I help pay for. Stupid head. Tats dont butter me pratí atall jakey baby..and id say you're drippin in them..lookin all edgey...out there..lobotomized..keep workin and payin yer taxes..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: @Eddie, there you go, you thick as cold custard cunt. Favoritism. I must start sleeping with Cuntspotter or Proper. I’m taking her to the Maldives end of feb, she is worth every single penny. fuck right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 2 hours ago, Eddie said: I’m taking her to the Maldives end of feb, she is worth every single penny. fuck right off. I was there during that tsunami, Ed. There was loads of fanny floating about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 14 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I was there during that tsunami, Ed. There was loads of fanny floating about. Did you finger any of it DC? Whilst trying to rescue it of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 16 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Did you finger any of it DC? Whilst trying to rescue it of course. I carried three to safety, Raaso…using my ‘bowling ball’ technique. I’ll PM you the pics. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Catty Sark, perhaps. This negligent bitch has clearly been sailing with JSP, hence the reference. The unwelcome news that her extraterrestrial heart hasn’t exploded yet due to the side effects of fuck knows how many experimental injections she’s had, has really put a downer on 2023 for me, and we’re only 8 days in ffs. ☹️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I must start sleeping with Cuntspotter or Proper. Why? Are they Nazis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 4 hours ago, Eddie said: I’m taking her to the Maldives end of feb, Name your price to leave her there Ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 4 hours ago, Eddie said: I’m taking her to the Maldives end of feb, she is worth every single penny. fuck right off. Take Eric instead, he needs a break. It's the least you can do after what you said to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 38 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Take Eric instead, he needs a break. It's the least you can do after what you said to him. I met Eric in the Tigers head pub in Chislehurst this afternoon. We downed a few pints and made up, so fuck off out of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 6 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Tats dont butter me pratí atall jakey baby..and id say you're drippin in them..lookin all edgey...out there..lobotomized..keep workin and payin yer taxes..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Piss off you little stumblebum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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