Miles Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 42 minutes ago, King Billy said: Shut up Biggus Dickus. I am going to buy a 6 foot strap on and ram it straight up your arse until it comes out of you big fat stupid gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 44 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I am going to buy a 6 foot strap on and ram it straight up your arse until it comes out of you big fat stupid gob. So 8 foot of cock going up Billy? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 5 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You mean to tell me @Eddie is Frank? To think I was going to invite Eddie round for some Curry Goat and rice and peas... A lucky escape, imagine we'd got on the rum? I could have fell asleep, only to find @Frank trying to suck me off in an afro wig. Thanks for the warning. Raasters, you know I’m a master when it comes to dumbing-down. I like to keep things simple and the Eddie character is just that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 24 minutes ago, Frank said: Raasters, you know I’m a master when it comes to dumbing-down. I like to keep things simple and the Eddie character is just that. Where do you find the time for all of this ultimately pointless, virtual bollocks Frank? Dont get me wrong, we all love a laugh and picking on other cunts but most of us have friends, hobbies and a life outside the Corner. Do you have any friends, hobbies, or life at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 9 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Where do you find the time for all of this ultimately pointless, virtual bollocks Frank? Dont get me wrong, we all love a laugh and picking on other cunts but most of us have friends, hobbies and a life outside the Corner. Do you have any friends, hobbies, or life at all? I'm a full-time sartorialist and I no longer do other people. A modern day misanthropic Beau Brummell, and the best on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 13 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm a full-time sartorialist and I no longer do other people. A modern day misanthropic Beau Brummell, and the best on here. There are two types of men in this world Frank, those who can dress and know style and those who don't. We live in a world where you are judged (rightly or wrongly) on your appearance and clothing is big part of that. People who don't care or can't be bothered with their appearance and choice of garments is beyond me. London town is a world class stage and I totally belong, I often catch women and gays like yourself admiring my style and presence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: There are two types of men in this world Frank, those who can dress and know style and those who don't. We live in a world where you are judged (rightly or wrongly) on your appearance and clothing is big part of that. People who don't care or can't be bothered with their appearance and choice of garments is beyond me. London town is a world class stage and I totally belong, I often catch women and gays like yourself admiring my style and presence. Fascinating. Give me an idea of what clobber you're sporting this afternoon and I'll be the Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Just now, Frank said: Fascinating. Give me an idea of what clobber you're sporting this afternoon and I'll be the Judge. I've got the day off Frank, relaxing at home, cooking and smoking some hash in my lounging joggers and a sweater. If you can't be comfortable at home then when can you eh? What about you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 19 hours ago, Neil said: Hello Frank, happy new year to you and your family, may it be wonderful and full of joy. Thank you, Neil. I'll be at the Electric Ballroom in Camden Saturday week if you fancy an eyeball. Van won't be with us much longer.. he's lost three stone in the past 10 weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 25 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I've got the day off Frank, relaxing at home, cooking and smoking some hash in my lounging joggers and a sweater. If you can't be comfortable at home then when can you eh? What about you? Fuck you @judgetwi 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 7 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I am going to buy a 6 foot strap on and ram it straight up your arse until it comes out of you big fat stupid gob. Girth, not length (or so Wiffles tells me when he's selecting his next sailor) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 27 minutes ago, Frank said: Fuck you @judgetwi Stylish! 🧐 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 11 minutes ago, cunt said: Girth, not length (or so Wiffles tells me when he's selecting his next sailor) It won't make any difference ,, his eyeballs are going to bulge like a frog. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 22 hours ago, Wolfie said: Fuck off you incredibly dim, insentient, cowpat dive-bombing cunt. There's definitely something disgustingly sinister about a cunt who obsessively introduces scat references into a thread🥱 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 7 minutes ago, cunt said: There's definitely something disgustingly sinister about a cunt who obsessively introduces scat references into a thread🥱 Bold fonts, irrelevant emojis, unnatural predilections - if you start multi-quoting now, you will literally BE Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Ding. Dong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 22 hours ago, Wolfie said: Fucking hell. Is this the standard of commenting that some new blood, perhaps thinking of joining, might aspire to see? You childish dickhead. You're absolutely dogshit, in every way. It is the standard, you're welcome. Speaking of blood, it's your time of the month, isn't it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: Fuck you @judgetwi John Lobb? James Lock & Co? Umbrella from Holland and Holland, for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: John Lobb? James Lock & Co? Umbrella from Holland and Holland, for sure. Effortless ease, Baws. Sprezzatura. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Effortless ease, Baws. Sprezzatura. The art of the courtier. That ensemble either cost £10k on St James Street, or 10p in an Oxfam shop. If people can't tell the difference, it's money well spent either way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Speaking of umbrellas, I seriously toyed with the notion of acquiring a Malacca flask umbrella from Swaine at one point, but decided against it after realising that Colin Firth wielded a Swaine in "Kingsman". Manners Maketh Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 9 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: These days @PANZER MURPHY is the best on here, Laffin.. UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 1 hour ago, cunt said: Stylish! 🧐 suave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 4 hours ago, Frank said: I’m a master when it comes to dumbing-down Bumming brown is the only thing you’ve ever mastered Frank, but don’t give up on the basic spelling. You’re almost there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Where do you find the time for all of this ultimately pointless, virtual bollocks Frank? Dont get me wrong, we all love a laugh and picking on other cunts but most of us have friends, hobbies and a life outside the Corner. Do you have any friends, hobbies, or life at all? Fortunately for the rest of the U.K. population Frank has become something of a recluse since Harvey Proctor found a new PA and then being barred from The Admiral Duncan later that same day. So the answer would be no to all 3 questions. The cunt is an absolute fucking waste of space. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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