King Billy Posted January 31, 2023 Report Share Posted January 31, 2023 20 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Honest question. What technique do you adopt to sniff a daschund’s ringpiece? A slight variation of the Fosbury flop. I think it’s known as the Nosebury plop. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 31, 2023 Report Share Posted January 31, 2023 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: A slight variation of the Fosbury flop. I think it’s known as the Nosebury plop. I can see him doing a bit of the old faecal limbo-lapping meself. Filthy oddball cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 On 04/01/2023 at 22:32, Decimus said: It's got to the point that I want Roops to get her arse on here. She'll have one of three choices: 1: Ban me and several others as this filthy fucking beast wants. 2: Ban me as a convenient scapegoat as I always get the blame for instigating things, despite Sway being universally hated. 3: Kick the shit stirring, terminally unfunny, creepy fucking cunt off the site because we've all spoken and want him gone. Any scenario is fine with me, I don't want to share a site with someone who only serves to ruin it for others and attracts nothing more to our corner of the internet than deviants and fucking idiots. I hadn't seen this until recently. Being in the mod queue is far worse than a ban, as far as I'm concerned. @Decimus as soon as I receive a full apology, you'll be free to post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 9 minutes ago, Frank said: I hadn't seen this until recently. Being in the mod queue is far worse than a ban, as far as I'm concerned. @Decimus as soon as I receive a full apology, you'll be free to post. Diner for one tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 45 minutes ago, Frank said: I hadn't seen this until recently. Being in the mod queue is far worse than a ban, as far as I'm concerned. @Decimus as soon as I receive a full apology, you'll be free to post. I don't about you but to me stubby comes across as a bit repressed gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 4 hours ago, Frank said: I hadn't seen this until recently. Being in the mod queue is far worse than a ban, as far as I'm concerned. @Decimus as soon as I receive a full apology, you'll be free to post. As far as you're concerned it would make absolutely no difference whatsoever. For someone like me it's torture, I have a reputation for quick-fired repartee, but now when my efforts finally appear 15 hours after I've posted them, I end up looking like a total fucking dickhead. For a punch-drunk, washed-up old journeyman such as yourself, a time lapse between replies is to be expected, as you quite regularly sit there scratching your hairy arse for hours on end trying desperately to think of something funny to say. You superfluous little shit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I don't about you Fucking retarded spastic. If you’d a bit more up top and a lot less down below you’d still be a fucking freak who’d be far happier dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 3 hours ago, Frank said: I hadn't seen this until recently. Being in the mod queue is far worse than a ban, as far as I'm concerned. @Decimus as soon as I receive a full apology, you'll be free to post. Frank I’ve just looked down and spotted the top of your disgusting wig creeping up the leaderboard. Don't make me climb down and teach you a lesson you’ll never forget. You’ve been warned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 11 hours ago, Decimus said: As far as you're concerned it would make absolutely no difference whatsoever. For someone like me it's torture, I have a reputation for quick-fired repartee, but now when my efforts finally appear 15 hours after I've posted them, I end up looking like a total fucking dickhead. Hello? 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 23 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I don't about you but to me stubby comes across as a bit repressed gay? Good evening, Bratwurst Briefs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Good evening, Bratwurst Briefs. The only way I can actually see one of pen’s humour and intelligence lacking vacuum like posts, is when someone rarely quotes them I took the decision to block the she-hulk after it thought doxing me via Facebook and spying on my children was OK. It clearly can’t take a joke thanks to paper thin skin and some issue regarding dead baby jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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