Dyslexic cnut Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 31 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: To be honest Eric, I'd feel more concerned if they liked me. I’ll leave this for the board to comment. As I recently spied a midget with a violin, pointing a chimney on our local primary school, I concluded that it was your good self. If it was, you do know what this makes you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 23 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ll leave this for the board to comment. As I recently spied a midget with a violin, pointing a chimney on our local primary school, I concluded that it was your good self. If it was, you do know what this makes you? The barber of Seville 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ll leave this for the board to comment. As I recently spied a midget with a violin, pointing a chimney on our local primary school, I concluded that it was your good self. If it was, you do know what this makes you? You in breach of Rule 13. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 12 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Do you believe in life after Duck? I can feel something inside me say 'I really don't think you're strong enough, no'. This is a distillation of what is wrong with the board. Decs gets a holiday, and a truly worthless shit stirring cocksucker like this fuckhead gets to stay. I’m not sure if I can be fucking bothered logging in if this is the kind of dross that gets promoted. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 53 minutes ago, southerncunt said: This is a distillation of what is wrong with the board. Decs gets a holiday, and a truly worthless shit stirring cocksucker like this fuckhead gets to stay. I’m not sure if I can be fucking bothered logging in if this is the kind of dross that gets promoted. Carl is just an ordinary punter who is being targetted .. Decs is an intelligent man who knows what he is doing and gets what he aims to get. It would be better if your ire was directed against one of the recent posts by Dyslexic cnut, a truly creepy and uncalled for comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 27 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Carl is just an ordinary punter who is being targetted .. Decs is an intelligent man who knows what he is doing and gets what he aims to get. It would be better if your ire was directed against one of the recent posts by Dyslexic cnut, a truly creepy and uncalled for comment. Absolute bullshit from you as usual. Quisling cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 7 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Absolute bullshit from you as usual. Quisling cunt. So it is acceptable in your mind for Dyslexic cnut to make that very obvious inference? You need to get out more .. did you once get all worked up on another forum when the original Alf Huckham got his just desserts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 2 hours ago, southerncunt said: Decs gets a holiday He isn't banned, AFAIK, he just took off when Frank reappeared, because you can only relive that particular Groundhog Day so many times. Scotty did likewise, for the same reason. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: You in breach of Rule 13. Did you know Topol is still only 79? The cunt looked older than that back in 1971 when the film came out, so I can only assume he has made some sort of Dorian Gray-like pact with the devil which involves drinking the blood of Christian babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: So it is acceptable in your mind for Dyslexic cnut to make that very obvious inference? You need to get out more .. did you once get all worked up on another forum when the original Alf Huckham got his just desserts? I have a life, so this is the only forum I am part of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He isn't banned, AFAIK, he just took off when Frank reappeared, because you can only relive that particular Groundhog Day so many times. Scotty did likewise, for the same reason. I pm’ed him, have not heard back, which is against type in my experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: So it is acceptable in your mind for Dyslexic cnut to make that very obvious inference? You need to get out more .. did you once get all worked up on another forum when the original Alf Huckham got his just desserts? 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: I have a life, so this is the only forum I am part of. "You need to get out more" This, from the site's leading village idiot who everybody except also-rans Carl, Frank & Mr Shit loves to hate, whose avatar is usually the first thing everyone sees because you're here 24/7. If we counted the likely 50K-plus comments you've shat out over the years in one guise or another, 99% of them pointless & poorly-researched horse shit which looks as though it's been compiled by a grammatically inept ten year-old, your post submission vs time onsite correlation would undoubtedly stand out above all others. If no one gets out enough, it's very obviously you. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: "You need to get out more" This, from the site's leading village idiot who everybody except also-rans Carl, Frank & Mr Shit loves to hate, whose avatar is usually the first thing everyone sees because you're here 24/7. If we counted the likely 50K-plus comments you've shat out over the years in one guise or another, 99% of them pointless & poorly-researched horse shit which looks as though it's been compiled by a grammatically inept ten year-old, your post submission vs time onsite correlation would undoubtedly stand out above all others. If no one gets out enough, it's very obviously you. Hi Wiffles, I see your anger's been fortified by your usual weekend 'swift one', down at the seaman's (e)mission.🍺😡 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: He isn't banned, AFAIK, he just took off when Frank reappeared, because you can only relive that particular Groundhog Day so many times. Scotty did likewise, for the same reason. Me sticking my nose in didn’t help. I really shouldn’t have bothered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Did you know Topol is still only 79? The cunt looked older than that back in 1971 when the film came out, so I can only assume he has made some sort of Dorian Gray-like pact with the devil which involves drinking the blood of Christian babies. Actually he is 87 .. any idea what he was doing on the roof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 57 minutes ago, cunt said: Hi Wiffles, I see your anger's been fortified by your usual weekend 'swift one', down at the seaman's (e)mission.🍺😡 Leave poor @Wolfie alone I admire his courage .. he has got fuck all going for him, he is brain dead and is as ugly as fuck yet he still lives on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: He isn't banned, AFAIK, he just took off when Frank reappeared, because you can only relive that particular Groundhog Day so many times. Scotty did likewise, for the same reason. @Cuntybaws Frank is never around that long, thank God. His clinic recall him for more chemo, radio, and various other interventions. Anyway his XXL colostomy bag must be due for emptying by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Leave poor @Wolfie alone I admire his courage .. he has got fuck all going for him, he is brain dead and is as ugly as fuck yet he still lives on. "Barman!" "A pint of Courage, please, and make sure it's wet"🍺 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 16 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ll leave this for the board to comment. As I recently spied a midget with a violin, pointing a chimney on our local primary school, I concluded that it was your good self. If it was, you do know what this makes you? a midget with a violin Nigel Kennedy has hit hard times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: @Cuntybaws Frank is never around that long, thank God. His clinic recall him for more chemo, radio, and various other interventions. Anyway his XXL colostomy bag must be due for emptying by now. Withers, I was at the Electric Ballroom in Camden tonight to see Van. I really am a nostalgic idiot fucking mug. He didn't sing one song of the catalogue of a thousand songs that you and I have been brought up on over the past 40 years. The Irish cunt dedicated the entire evening to Skiffle. No Veedon Fleece, no Enlightenment and no hard nose the highway. If you're reading this, Van.. and you probably are, I sincerely hope you keel over and die on stage tomorrow night. Selfish fucking old pig. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 21 minutes ago, Frank said: Withers, I was at the Electric Ballroom in Camden tonight to see Van. I really am a nostalgic idiot fucking mug. He didn't sing one song of the catalogue of a thousand songs that you and I have been brought up on over the past 40 years. The Irish cunt dedicated the entire evening to Skiffle. No Veedon Fleece, no Enlightenment and no hard nose the highway. If you're reading this, Van.. and you probably are, I sincerely hope you keel over and die on stage tomorrow night. Selfish Wanker. Did you go on your own? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Did you go on your own? Of course I did. And I stood in a queue on Camden High Street for twenty minutes. I haven't queued for anything in over ten years. I'm upset, Ed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 15, 2023 Report Share Posted January 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: Withers, I was at the Electric Ballroom in Camden tonight to see Van. I really am a nostalgic idiot fucking mug. He didn't sing one song of the catalogue of a thousand songs that you and I have been brought up on over the past 40 years. The Irish cunt dedicated the entire evening to Skiffle. No Veedon Fleece, no Enlightenment and no hard nose the highway. If you're reading this, Van.. and you probably are, I sincerely hope you keel over and die on stage tomorrow night. Selfish fucking old pig. This happened at a Bob Dylan gig about 30 years ago. Didn't play one of his well known songs and for about 20 minutes stood in the background while 3 backing singers took over. I'd never trust another nasally yank jew again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 15, 2023 Report Share Posted January 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Frank said: Withers, I was at the Electric Ballroom in Camden tonight to see Van. I really am a nostalgic idiot fucking mug. He didn't sing one song of the catalogue of a thousand songs that you and I have been brought up on over the past 40 years. The Irish cunt dedicated the entire evening to Skiffle. No Veedon Fleece, no Enlightenment and no hard nose the highway. If you're reading this, Van.. and you probably are, I sincerely hope you keel over and die on stage tomorrow night. Selfish fucking old pig. Frank, I would have enjoyed it as I love a bit of skiffle as you well know..don't you rock me daddy o. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 15, 2023 Report Share Posted January 15, 2023 On 14/01/2023 at 01:03, Eric Cuntman said: The barber of Seville The barber of Savile...surely that's what you meant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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