scotty Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 7 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Along pops Roger Irrelevant Roger Irrelevant is occasionally amusing, Southern. Other than that, his resemblance to Pen is startling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 On 03/01/2023 at 22:30, Penny Farthing said: I am thinking of buying a dog cart .. what breed of dog should I harness to it? How about making some new pals using the crate, so you have something to do other than annoy everyone here 24/7? You could earn some cash, too, by providing a pub-to-door taxi service for the local community. You could don your Superdick costume, making a hole in the crotch area, and instead of using dogs, you could tie the harness around your cock and run backwards to gain momentum for your clients sitting in the crate. How about the Slogan, "Fear not Pubgoers – for Pen The Penis Peddler is here". Now there's a nice little counter to the cost of living crisis for an ageng transsexual on a poorly performing pension or fixed income. No need to thank me, Pen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: And I'm not putting the gaps on the end. Is it your mum? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Is it your mum? She's too busy taking his clothes out the dryer, Decs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 37 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Change the record then. You used my comment to repeat (yet again) what you've already said to your adversaries, 'you're mentally ill, you need help, attack me and I'll retaliate', bla bla. Say something different. Write something topical. Make us laugh. Stop the young female references/uploads (despite it being legal) and the accusations of conceivable noncery might just dwindle a little. Your criticism of SC demonstrates your naivety of the current status of the site, despite your history (Benny, lol – Carl's "Throwing another Benny"), in as much as he's generally one of the most reasonable, neutral commenters who simply doesn't suffer fools. How many times have I uploaded photos? And I'm not the one making the references repeatedly, a couple of your mates are. Get the facts right. Southern is the instigator, so he gets it back. You're not getting it, you're just putting your own personal slant on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Roops needs to get him to fuck out of here for his own sake…this is a mauling like I’ve never quite seen. If that admin bitch really cares about this dwarf beast’s mental health and welfare, she needs to do the right thing She’s not capable of doing it. I doubt she’s up to wiping her own arsecrack nowadays. Unfortunately poor Carl the fuckwitted drog is doomed to an end which although no one should ever have to endure, is entirely of his own making. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: I am thinking of buying a dog cart .. what breed of dog should I harness to it? been touching your nipples again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 It's been a perfect day, giving you lot the runaround on here and my football team winning. Praise be! Keep on trying, you cannot defeat me.😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 6 hours ago, Carl Sway said: It's been a perfect day, giving you lot the runaround on here and my football team winning.😉 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 9 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I am thinking of buying a dog cart .. what breed of dog should I harness to it? For you?, a sausage dog for obvious reasons. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: The crest design wasn't big enough for the 'iality' then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 8 hours ago, ratcum said: been touching your nipples again? yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 11 hours ago, Carl Sway said: None of that is true. None of that will happen. And I'm not putting the gaps on the end. I suspect the yawning chasm at the end of your posts isn’t the only blank space in your life. But I will overlook it, given you are being well looked after by several Corner stalwarts who I wager will see you off before the weekend. Oh, and for the record, the delete button is the arrow pointing backwards. You cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: For you?, a sausage dog for obvious reasons. Better ythan being @Wolfie's toy poodle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 11 hours ago, Carl Sway said: How many times have I uploaded photos? And I'm not the one making the references repeatedly, a couple of your mates are. Get the facts right. Southern is the instigator, so he gets it back. You're not getting it, you're just putting your own personal slant on it. What am I getting back? Certainly not any humour, intellect or originality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I suspect the yawning chasm at the end of your posts isn’t the only blank space in your life. But I will overlook it, given you are being well looked after by several Corner stalwarts who I wager will see you off before the weekend. Oh, and for the record, the delete button is the arrow pointing backwards. You cunt. They wont do anything to me, and you know it. I'll be here forever, brightening up your dark days with my repartee. You certainly act like you need cheering up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: What am I getting back? Certainly not any humour, intellect or originality. Crikey, that's the exact same way I feel about you. What a coincidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 14 hours ago, southerncunt said: when they stumble across a forum full of actual grown ups. Mumsnet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 17 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Quelle surprise. A puppet of a dog… Get with the programme dick-splash, Sooty is a bear puppet, as Wiffles would surely tell you (they're intimate friends, don't cha know?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 17 hours ago, Decimus said: And as if by magic R-Soles appears to defend yet another sexual deviant. I was hoping that you'd learnt your lesson after nearly being destroyed when you stuck up for Pete, despite him sending explicit child pornography fantasies to @Roadkill. But like the sinister creep you are, yet again you're taking the side of another pervert who fantasises about women who look like children. You should have kept your humongous, P.I.E. supporting hooter out of this, instead of reminding people who may have forgotten that you are a defender of those who like them young. I 'stuck up' for nobody, I merely pointed out your ire for sexual deviancy is spinelessly selective. I don't give a fuck what you and your shower of sycophants cook up between yourselves, it's pretty much all you can fuckin' do these days, attack someone for some perceived misdemeanour, like a bunch of vindictive school girls. Up your fuckin' game, or get off my fuckin' site, you shirt-lifting cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 29 minutes ago, cunt said: I 'stuck up' for nobody, I merely pointed out your ire for sexual deviancy is spinelessly selective. I won't apologise that I find the fetishisation of young women who look like little girls to be significantly worse than a teenage boy wanking into a puppet. The fact that your own selective outrage finds puppet fapping more odious than the sexualisation of women who look like children simply confirms what I was originally saying. You sick fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 I wonder why moderators never patrol this site any more. The lunatics have taken over the asylum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: a teenage boy wanking into a puppet. Oh, really? What about an adult male wanking into a sock puppet and leaving the crusty remnants hanging around his house so visitors can unknowingly play about with it (which is what your mate Wiffles readily admitted to) Certainly looks like the actions of a calculating, depraved, sexual deviant if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 1 hour ago, cunt said: Oh, really? What about an adult male wanking into a sock puppet and leaving the crusty remnants hanging around his house so visitors can unknowingly play about with it (which is what your mate Wiffles readily admitted to) Certainly looks like the actions of a calculating, depraved, sexual deviant if you ask me. Christ, you're fixated with me. Not only did you attempt to steal my avatar about a year ago (in which you subsequently demonstrated to the entire membership just how incredibly thick you are) you've gone utterly Sooty mad! What was intended as a joke has certainly provided you (and a slightly more competent punter) with quite of a lot of ammo, hasn't it, especially with how your current profile page looks? It appears Wolfie has gotten into your head so much that he takes up the majority of your recent comments, too. What this tells me is just how much I've clearly gotten under your thin fucking skin in the past, Mr Shitbag. For the record, I was about 15, so not an adult. Seriously, have you never masturbated (even as a teenager, lol), and if you did, was there always a convenient box of Kleenex handy? If you didn't, was there something wrong with you? (Well – we know the answer to the last part anyway!) When I say you're an animal-hating, pro dog-torturing, dim, unsuccessful, poorly educated shit-flinging thickster, I very much doubt I'm alone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 On 02/01/2023 at 17:39, ProfB said: XXX ProfB xxx Fuck me gently, from Panzbot to Larry lamb, the spastic krypton factor is in full flow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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