The Beast Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Famous people only die ‘peacefully after a short illness’ There was this one before Christmas, who died peacefully in his sleep. And he promoted the poison too. Not particularly into this genre of music, but they did a good live set at Glastonbury in 2002. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 29 minutes ago, The Beast said: There was this one before Christmas, who died peacefully in his sleep. And he promoted the poison too. Not particularly into this genre of music, but they did a good live set at Glastonbury in 2002. To quote from Arsenic and Old Lace, "he wouldn't have died of pneumonia if I hadn't shot him." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 28, 2022 Report Share Posted December 28, 2022 Not the sort of Bird you think will meet it's maker over the Christmas period but, John Bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 28, 2022 Report Share Posted December 28, 2022 On 25/12/2022 at 21:49, The Beast said: but they did a good 'live' set at Glastonbury in 2002. Don't expect to see anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 28, 2022 Report Share Posted December 28, 2022 (edited) A non-league footballer so not exactly a celebrity but Sophie Ellis-Bextor must be a prime suspect for this. 🎵It's murder on the dance floor🎵 Edited December 28, 2022 by Cunty BigBollox Too soon?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 28, 2022 Report Share Posted December 28, 2022 Fuck, @Cunty BigBolloxgot there before me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 28, 2022 Report Share Posted December 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Not the sort of Bird you think will meet it's maker over the Christmas period but, John Bird. He was pure quality. Especially the TV version of Absolute Power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 28, 2022 Report Share Posted December 28, 2022 Can I change my entry to former Pope (since when was THAT allowed?) Benedict XVI? Still alive as I type, but it looks like Jesus really fancies a new sunbeam. (Perhaps, since he's German, a golden shower would be a more apt metaphor.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2022 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Can I change my entry to former Pope (since when was THAT allowed?) Benedict XVI? Still alive as I type, but it looks like Jesus really fancies a new sunbeam. (Perhaps, since he's German, a golden shower would be a more apt metaphor.) As an ex Pope, do they still smash his ring after he dies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Gobshite Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/10553-the-2023-crowdsourced-deathlist/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 On 24/12/2022 at 22:30, Last Cunt Standing said: Pele might be a safer bet We have a winner. Neil already did the "stiff" joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 They'll never get the lid on his coffin 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 On 24/12/2022 at 22:21, Last Cunt Standing said: I always enjoy the news over Christmas, there’s usually a celebrity death or two to chew on through the Merryneum between the 25/12 and 1/1. Perpetual runners The Queen and Prince Phil are non-entries this year, so who’s going to drop off the perch this year to much general amusement? I’ll open the bidding at Sir Ian Mckellen, with a fiver each way on Jimmy Carter. Climate goblin Greta Thunderberg, tragically mown over by lardarse Jeremy Clarkson in his V8 dolphin blood powered muscle-car while momentarily distracted lobbing a giant turd at Meghan Markle’s hairy chimp like arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 They're like fucking buses this time of year, who had weird bollocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 11 minutes ago, Neil said: They're like fucking buses this time of year, who had weird bollocks? If you’ve got weird bollocks, and it wouldn’t surprise me, I suggest a swab or three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 14 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: If you’ve got weird bollocks, and it wouldn’t surprise me, I suggest a swab or three. To be applied to the tristicles thrice daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 30, 2022 Report Share Posted December 30, 2022 Vivienne Westwood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 30, 2022 Report Share Posted December 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Vivienne Westwood. Yes,weird Bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2022 It’s perhaps a blessing that Alexander McQueen topped himself all those years ago, for the poor sod would have been dragged on to every news broadcast to sing the praises of woman you sense, behind closed doors, he thought was a demented old bag. All these Edwina Monsoon types weeping about how avant garde she was make me want to puke. She got lucky peddling freaky leather shit to the right people at the right time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 Ex Pope Benedict .. @judgetwi is in mourning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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