Dave Umbongo Posted December 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: It would appear that your stupidity knows no bounds. For the third and last time, I'm not offended by the subject of your post. I'm offended by the transparent attempt to bait and then accuse people of being sensitive, as if you were some sort of comedy genius too edgy for a site at the arse end of the internet. Can you fucking comprehend that? Oohhhh. An easy win for me. 🎵It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas🎵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: It would appear that your stupidity knows no bounds. For the third and last time, I'm not offended by the subject of your post. I'm offended by the transparent attempt to bait and then accuse people of being sensitive, as if you were some sort of comedy genius too edgy for a site at the arse end of the internet. Can you fucking comprehend that? I wouldn’t bother wasting your time trying to explain anything to the mindless idiot. The nomination was a lazy pile of shit, just like the author. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: It would appear that your stupidity knows no bounds. For the third and last time, I'm not offended by the subject of your post. I'm offended by the transparent attempt to bait and then accuse people of being sensitive, as if you were some sort of comedy genius too edgy for a site at the arse end of the internet. Can you fucking comprehend that? I wouldn’t bother wasting your time trying to explain anything to the mindless idiot. The nomination was a lazy pile of shit, just like the author. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: It would appear that your stupidity knows no bounds. For the third and last time, I'm not offended by the subject of your post. I'm offended by the transparent attempt to bait and then accuse people of being sensitive, as if you were some sort of comedy genius too edgy for a site at the arse end of the internet. Can you fucking comprehend that? I wouldn’t bother wasting your time trying to explain anything to the mindless idiot. The nomination was a lazy pile of shit, just like the author. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 54 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I wouldn’t bother wasting your time trying to explain anything to the mindless idiot. The nomination was a lazy pile of shit, just like the author. You can say that again. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You can say that again. and again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You can say that again. Not sure what happened, but since Drew is once, twice, three times a fuckwit, it seems fitting. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 37 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Not sure what happened, but since Drew is once, twice, three times a fuckwit, it seems fitting. I know what happened, some fucking idiot somewhere has given a monkey a typewriter, or an Ape a keyboard. In other words, It's wrong to entrust thick cunts with technology and expect them to have the ability to make any sense. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 17 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I know what happened, some fucking idiot somewhere has given a monkey a typewriter, or an Ape a keyboard. In other words, It's wrong to entrust thick cunts with technology and expect them to have the ability to make any sense. Indulge me - what possessed you to make this truly appalling nomination? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Meatus Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 I fucking hate children with a passion. Noisy bastards that haven't learned to communicate by talking. Shouting at each other 4 feet apart then leaving their BMX bikes and scooters that their stupid parents bought them last year that they're still paying off this year then running away screaming like Ban Fucking Shees. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 19 hours ago, Decimus said: It would appear that your stupidity knows no bounds. For the third and last time, I'm not offended by the subject of your post. I'm offended by the transparent attempt to bait and then accuse people of being sensitive, as if you were some sort of comedy genius too edgy for a site at the arse end of the internet. Can you fucking comprehend that? What site is that? Pray tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 11 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Indulge me - what possessed you to make this truly appalling nomination? Note the name of the website, Cuntscorner. I was merely pointing out that its a real cunt spending money on something you no longer need, especially in this recession / cost of living crisis. Kids dying on Xmas Eve was a convenient example to demonstrate this. It's a bit like you having a tin opener and then discovering even the value beans have a ring-pull lid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Note the name of the website, Cuntscorner. I was merely pointing out that its a real cunt spending money on something you no longer need, especially in this recession / cost of living crisis. Kids dying on Xmas Eve was a convenient example to demonstrate this. It's a bit like you having a tin opener and then discovering even the value beans have a ring-pull lid. There no point trying to explain your way out of this one Big Bollock, you've made a right cunt of yourself again. I thought what with it being Christmas you'd show some restraint, I then realised you've most likely been pissed for a week and burnt your Tesco value Christmas meal for one. You stupid, drunken cunt. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Note the name of the website, Cuntscorner. I was merely pointing out that its a real cunt spending money on something you no longer need, especially in this recession / cost of living crisis. Kids dying on Xmas Eve was a convenient example to demonstrate this. It's a bit like you having a tin opener and then discovering even the value beans have a ring-pull lid. Yes, it’s Cunts Corner, not Stupid Drunken Fucking Idiots Corner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 @Cunty BigBollox The Colin Hunt of The Corner, too cutting edge and dangerous for us mere comedy mortals. I wish I had one percent of his dynamic bravery, but alas I'm nowhere near as rock and roll when it comes to breaking down barriers with the sort of close to the knuckle material he's renowned for. The stupid hand-buzzing cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 On 24/12/2022 at 22:33, Neil said: It was this years TV special 'Only Pools And Corpses' Which also happens to be the name of Jewdy's autobiography... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 5 hours ago, Decimus said: @Cunty BigBollox The Colin Hunt of The Corner, too cutting edge and dangerous for us mere comedy mortals. I wish I had one percent of his dynamic bravery, but alas I'm nowhere near as rock and roll when it comes to breaking down barriers with the sort of close to the knuckle material he's renowned for. The stupid hand-buzzing cunt. It's because I call you Dickless, isn't it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted December 27, 2022 Report Share Posted December 27, 2022 15 hours ago, Decimus said: @Cunty BigBollox The Colin Hunt of The Corner, too cutting edge and dangerous for us mere comedy mortals. I wish I had one percent of his dynamic bravery, but alas I'm nowhere near as rock and roll when it comes to breaking down barriers with the sort of close to the knuckle material he's renowned for. The stupid hand-buzzing cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 27, 2022 Report Share Posted December 27, 2022 15 hours ago, Snowy said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Gobshite Posted December 27, 2022 Report Share Posted December 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Good evening, you didnt answer my question. Do you suffer from Lupus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted December 27, 2022 Report Share Posted December 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Sir Gobshite said: Good evening, you didnt answer my question. Do you suffer from Lupus? Your avatar is almost, but not quite, as ugly as the decimus avatar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Gobshite Posted December 27, 2022 Report Share Posted December 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Carl Sway said: Your avatar is almost, but not quite, as ugly as the decimus avatar. Yes. My research suggests that he's from Norfolk, where a lot of inbreeding happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2022 11 hours ago, Sir Gobshite said: Yes. My research suggests that he's from Norfolk, where a lot of inbreeding happens. Careful or he'll get his brother, uncle and dad to come round your house and beat you up. Okay, it's only one person but I would imagine a 6 knuckle sandwich would still sting a bit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 28, 2022 Report Share Posted December 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Careful or he'll get his brother, uncle and dad to come round your house and beat you up. Okay, it's only one person but I would imagine a 6 knuckle sandwich would still sting a bit. Leave him alone you heartless cunt, his mum and dad just got divorced. On the plus side, they've said they want to stay brother and sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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