Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 1 hour ago, scotty said: My dream garage would start with a 2.8i Capri in silver and a red Alfasud 1.5ti Sprint, Eric. What do you make of that? 🤔 Perfect. I would add a 1985 Escort RS 1600i in black with the two tone blue stripe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I won’t be taking any automotive advice from you Bill. You opted for an imaginary M4 when you could have had an imaginary Veyron for the same price. Clueless. Try squeezing 6 ‘non drop’ 8’ grade A Christmas trees into the back of a Veyron Eric. My customers come first. The M4 might only do 155 MPH but that’s usually more than enough around town when I’m doing my deliveries. 🎄🚗 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Try squeezing 6 ‘non drop’ 8’ grade A Christmas trees into the back of a Veyron Eric. My customers come first. The M4 might only do 155 MPH but that’s usually more than enough around town when I’m doing my deliveries. 🎄🚗 Did you ever end up getting the money for the 12ft Douglas Fir you sourced for Frank in 2019? I understand that he refused payment when he subsequently found out that he could only manage to get 3ft of it up his arse. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 32 minutes ago, King Billy said: Try squeezing 6 ‘non drop’ 8’ grade A Christmas trees into the back of a Veyron Eric. My customers come first. The M4 might only do 155 MPH but that’s usually more than enough around town when I’m doing my deliveries. 🎄🚗 You big softie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Try squeezing 6 ‘non drop’ 8’ grade A Christmas trees into the back of a Veyron Eric. My customers come first. The M4 might only do 155 MPH but that’s usually more than enough around town when I’m doing my deliveries. 🎄🚗 We both share admiration for Pen, Bill, hence do you think it might be worth asking for some advice here, so you can upgrade to the Veyron? After all, she manages to squeeze a mighty slab of fillet pork into her skidmarked drawers each day, maximising minimal space. With this guidance, and a roof rack, it could work. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Did you ever end up getting the money for the 12ft Douglas Fir you sourced for Frank in 2019? I understand that he refused payment when he subsequently found out that he could only manage to get 3ft of it up his arse. He didn’t refuse to pay Decs. In fact I refused to accept the spunk stained, low denomination banknotes he pulled out of his ‘D+G manbag’ after struggling for twenty minutes to open the zip with his skeletal fingers. In fact I offered to have one my assistants ram the tree up his gaping arsehole free of charge as a goodwill gesture. And just like most people with an inbuilt kind and caring nature I’m extremely happy that he’s dead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: We both share admiration for Pen, Bill, hence do you think it might be worth asking for some advice here, so you can upgrade to the Veyron? After all, she manages to squeeze a mighty slab of fillet pork into her skidmarked drawers each day, maximising minimal space. With this guidance, and a roof rack, it could work. Ive been thinking about what car would Pen drive if he wasn’t lurking in the shadows of some obscure and remote rundown train station. The 1972 Pontiac TRANSam keeps popping into my head (the one with the huge bonnet bulge). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 On 15/12/2022 at 17:29, Cunty BigBollox said: The parents don't get my condolences, they get fucking questioned as to why 4 children between the ages of 8 and 11 were allowed to play unsupervised near water at this time of year? It's as though they've had parenting classes with Kate and Gerry. That's puzzling me. Having read everything online about this, not once have I seen anyone put that question. I mean there is no way on gods earth would I have allowed any of my kids near water, especially if its frozen. Maybe nobody has the bollocks to ask it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 26 minutes ago, King Billy said: Ive been thinking about what car would Pen drive if he wasn’t lurking in the shadows of some obscure and remote rundown train station. The 1972 Pontiac TRANSam keeps popping into my head (the one with the huge bonnet bulge). Fuck the fuck off you fucking cunty cunt!! That Particular vehicle lives in my imagination with Burt Reynolds or me driving it. Mainly because I borrowed one in the mid 90s for a fortnight while its owner was on holiday. Embarrassing actually. It was a left hander. I was about 27 and fucking stoked to be playing ‘Smokey & The Bandit’ for a couple of weeks. Until it ran out of petrol and I couldn’t find the filler cap, until I phoned 2 people, the 2nd one informing me that it was behind the spring loaded rear number plate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's puzzling me. Having read everything online about this, not once have I seen anyone put that question. I mean there is no way on gods earth would I have allowed any of my kids near water, especially if its frozen. Maybe nobody has the bollocks to ask it. I expect the Police are looking at it as a ‘cold case’. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: I expect the Police are looking at it as a ‘cold case’. Fucker! I'm now trying to think of a clever answer but I can't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: I expect the Police are looking at it as a ‘cold case’. Apparently the CPS aren't interested in pursuing a charge of corporate manslaughter against the Brixton Academy after this week's tragedy, either. Supposedly, it wouldn't be in the public interest to bring it to trial, because even in the unlikely scenario that there was a guilty verdict, the conviction is odds on likely to be squashed at appeal. Lololol. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Apparently the CPS aren't interested in pursuing a charge of corporate manslaughter against the Brixton Academy after this week's tragedy, either. Supposedly, it wouldn't be in the public interest to bring it to trial, because even in the unlikely scenario that there was a guilty verdict, the conviction is odds on likely to be squashed at appeal. Lololol. What happened there? I heard 'Brixton' and saw a huge crowd of noirs and thought it a bit cold to riot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: Apparently the CPS aren't interested in pursuing a charge of corporate manslaughter against the Brixton Academy after this week's tragedy, either. Supposedly, it wouldn't be in the public interest to bring it to trial, because even in the unlikely scenario that there was a guilty verdict, the conviction is odds on likely to be squashed at appeal. Lololol. It was obviously not a Somalian event as the entire population of Mogadishu could fit into the Brixton Academy and it would still look half empty, and I haven’t seen anyone carried out on those 9’ long bendy stretchers on the news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 32 minutes ago, Decimus said: Apparently the CPS aren't interested in pursuing a charge of corporate manslaughter against the Brixton Academy after this week's tragedy, either. Supposedly, it wouldn't be in the public interest to bring it to trial, because even in the unlikely scenario that there was a guilty verdict, the conviction is odds on likely to be squashed at appeal. Lololol. I wanted to be there Deco but had a pressing engagement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: It was obviously not a Somalian event as the entire population of Mogadishu could fit into the Brixton Academy and it would still look half empty, and I haven’t seen anyone carried out on those 9’ long bendy stretchers on the news. I had one nights work there about 20 years ago. I met that bird out of Selecter with the hat, Pauline something. She was nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 18, 2022 Report Share Posted December 18, 2022 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I had one nights work there about 20 years ago. I met that bird out of Selecter with the hat, Pauline something. She was nice. I listened to her today. But it was the same old show. On my radio. Lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 18, 2022 Report Share Posted December 18, 2022 53 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I listened to her today. But it was the same old show. On my radio. Lol fuck off I tried to heat up some spaghetti bolognaise earlier, but Mark Knopfler was moving my microwave oven. Lol lol fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 18, 2022 Report Share Posted December 18, 2022 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What happened there? I heard 'Brixton' and saw a huge crowd of noirs and thought it a bit cold to riot. It was like Hillsborough with suntans Gypps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 18, 2022 Report Share Posted December 18, 2022 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I tried to heat up some spaghetti bolognaise earlier, but Mark Knopfler was moving my microwave oven. Lol lol fuck off. Eric, I'm not usually one for pedantry. But Knopfler claimed to install microwaves, not move them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 18, 2022 Report Share Posted December 18, 2022 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I tried to heat up some spaghetti bolognaise earlier, but Mark Knopfler was moving my microwave oven. Lol lol fuck off. Frank's got some Frank's got some Frank's got some HIV. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 18, 2022 Report Share Posted December 18, 2022 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: Frank's got some Frank's got some Frank's got some HIV. 😂😂🤠 Out of ammo. One ScotCoin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 18, 2022 Report Share Posted December 18, 2022 3 hours ago, scotty said: Eric, I'm not usually one for pedantry. But Knopfler claimed to install microwaves, not move them. you tell him Scotness. The thrush licking popinjay needs taking down a peg or two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 18, 2022 Report Share Posted December 18, 2022 3 hours ago, scotty said: Eric, I'm not usually one for pedantry. But Knopfler claimed to install microwaves, not move them. He installed my microwave but he had to move my refrigerator and my colour TV which was in my kitchen, to make room for it. Sting was with him but he was complaining about a blister on his finger Lol lol lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 18, 2022 Report Share Posted December 18, 2022 50 minutes ago, ratcum said: you tell him Scotness. The thrush licking popinjay needs taking down a peg or two Let’s make deformed babies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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