camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 We say goodbye to taffy actress and @Eric Cuntman 's teenage wank pin-up, Ruth Madoc. Hwyl Fawr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: We say goodbye to taffy actress , Ruth Madoc. Good. Only about another 3 million of the whinging cunts to go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: We say goodbye to taffy actress and @Eric Cuntman 's teenage wank pin-up, Ruth Madoc. Hwyl Fawr. When I was young (7 or 8), my grandparents bought me a lovely Sooty hand puppet/cuddly toy, which I treasured for absolutely years. One evening, shortly after getting my first colour TV in my bedroom, aged about 15/16, I was watching Hi-de-Hi! and decided to unleash my teenage passions over Ruth; reaching the point of no return... with no tissues nearby, I panicked and grabbed the nearest thing to hand – Sooty. Poor little Sooty lay dormant for some years, crusty & gathering dust under my bed, until he was eventually rescued and bathed, and now lives proudly in and around the kitchen/lounge area of my home, darting from seat-to-seat, those sitting on him blissfully unaware of his poignant history. RIP Ruth – your memory forever lives in Sooty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 30 minutes ago, Wolfie said: When I was young (7 or 8), my grandparents bought me a lovely Sooty hand puppet/cuddly toy, which I treasured for absolutely years. One evening, shortly after getting my first colour TV in my bedroom, aged about 15/16, I was watching Hi-de-Hi! and decided to unleash my teenage passions over Ruth; reaching the point of no return... with no tissues nearby, I panicked and grabbed the nearest thing to hand – Sooty. Poor little Sooty lay dormant for some years, crusty & gathering dust under my bed, until he was eventually rescued and bathed, and now lives proudly in and around the kitchen/lounge area of my home, darting from seat-to-seat, those sitting on him blissfully unaware of his poignant history. RIP Ruth – your memory forever lives in Sooty. I had a sweep puppet which I loved. Then some black fucker (so report me) from my school nicked it. A lovely tale btw Wolfie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I panicked and grabbed the nearest thing to hand – Sooty. Don't pretend it was accidental, you had your hand up it all along, probably been at it for months, then when it was all crusty and wrinkled that's when it went under the bed. You dirty fuckin' cunt, trying to disguise your perversion as a fairy tale. What an absolutely disgusting weirdo you are. That's you, that is, with your only friend. 🧸😢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 26 minutes ago, cunt said: Don't pretend it was accidental, you had your hand up it all along, probably been at it for months, then when it was all crusty and wrinkled that's when it went under the bed. You dirty fuckin' cunt, trying to disguise your perversion as a fairy tale. What an absolutely disgusting weirdo you are. That's you, that is, with your only friend. 🧸😢 Wolfie would never wear a bastard shirt like this cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: When I was young (7 or 8), my grandparents bought me a lovely Sooty hand puppet/cuddly toy, which I treasured for absolutely years. One evening, shortly after getting my first colour TV in my bedroom, aged about 15/16, I was watching Hi-de-Hi! and decided to unleash my teenage passions over Ruth; reaching the point of no return... with no tissues nearby, I panicked and grabbed the nearest thing to hand – Sooty. Poor little Sooty lay dormant for some years, crusty & gathering dust under my bed, until he was eventually rescued and bathed, and now lives proudly in and around the kitchen/lounge area of my home, darting from seat-to-seat, those sitting on him blissfully unaware of his poignant history. RIP Ruth – your memory forever lives in Sooty. Correct me if I'm wrong but, Sooty was male wasn't 'he'? I think there is a bit more psycho-analysis required on the details of your story. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 8 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Correct me if I'm wrong but, Sooty was male wasn't 'he'? I think there is a bit more psycho-analysis required on the details of your story. Fair play to Sooty: he never said a word about it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: When I was young (7 or 8), my grandparents bought me a lovely Sooty hand puppet/cuddly toy, which I treasured for absolutely years. One evening, shortly after getting my first colour TV in my bedroom, aged about 15/16, I was watching Hi-de-Hi! and decided to unleash my teenage passions over Ruth; reaching the point of no return... with no tissues nearby, I panicked and grabbed the nearest thing to hand – Sooty. Poor little Sooty lay dormant for some years, crusty & gathering dust under my bed, until he was eventually rescued and bathed, and now lives proudly in and around the kitchen/lounge area of my home, darting from seat-to-seat, those sitting on him blissfully unaware of his poignant history. RIP Ruth – your memory forever lives in Sooty. This is slightly more disturbing than Apes ‘power shower wank’ 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Eddie said: This is slightly more disturbing than Apes ‘power shower wank’ Had it been that filthy fucking vixen Soo, then fair enough, but Sooty himself? The phrase “Izzy wizzy, let’s get busy” is now forever tainted. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 1 hour ago, cunt said: Don't pretend it was accidental, you had your hand up it all along, probably been at it for months, then when it was all crusty and wrinkled that's when it went under the bed. You dirty fuckin' cunt, trying to disguise your perversion as a fairy tale. What an absolutely disgusting weirdo you are. That's you, that is, with your only friend. 🧸😢 It's a good job that your Sweep puppet didn't have an arsehole, one can only begin imagine what state it would have been in after you reached puberty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: When I was young (7 or 8), my grandparents bought me a lovely Sooty hand puppet/cuddly toy, which I treasured for absolutely years. One evening, shortly after getting my first colour TV in my bedroom, aged about 15/16, I was watching Hi-de-Hi! and decided to unleash my teenage passions over Ruth; reaching the point of no return... with no tissues nearby, I panicked and grabbed the nearest thing to hand – Sooty. Poor little Sooty lay dormant for some years, crusty & gathering dust under my bed, until he was eventually rescued and bathed, and now lives proudly in and around the kitchen/lounge area of my home, darting from seat-to-seat, those sitting on him blissfully unaware of his poignant history. RIP Ruth – your memory forever lives in Sooty. Wolfie, I appreciate you affinity with Sooty. Like you, he is well used to a hand shoved up his arse. You fucking pompous poof. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 5 hours ago, cunt said: Don't pretend it was accidental, you had your hand up it all along, probably been at it for months, then when it was all crusty and wrinkled that's when it went under the bed. You dirty fuckin' cunt, trying to disguise your perversion as a fairy tale. What an absolutely disgusting weirdo you are. That's you, that is, with your only friend. 🧸😢 Gladys Pugh was top wanking material for the youth of yesteryear. God only fucking knows what bestial thoughts got you spilling the gravy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: We say goodbye to taffy actress and @Eric Cuntman 's teenage wank pin-up, Ruth Madoc. Hwyl Fawr. It was that husky, breathy voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 7 hours ago, Wolfie said: When I was young (7 or 8), my grandparents bought me a lovely Sooty hand puppet/cuddly toy, which I treasured for absolutely years. One evening, shortly after getting my first colour TV in my bedroom, aged about 15/16, I was watching Hi-de-Hi! and decided to unleash my teenage passions over Ruth; reaching the point of no return... with no tissues nearby, I panicked and grabbed the nearest thing to hand – Sooty. Poor little Sooty lay dormant for some years, crusty & gathering dust under my bed, until he was eventually rescued and bathed, and now lives proudly in and around the kitchen/lounge area of my home, darting from seat-to-seat, those sitting on him blissfully unaware of his poignant history. RIP Ruth – your memory forever lives in Sooty. It’s a close run thing, but this sentence might be the most disturbing thing in this confession. What kind of psychopath keeps glove puppets in his living room? As for those blissfully unaware, are you extracting some kind of mirth from the fact the Avon Lady is parking her arse on your teenage wank rag? Wanking into Grandmas’ glove puppet. You can expect regular reminders of this post for quite some time. You need help. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was that husky, breathy voice. Do you also suffer a Pavlovian response to three bongs on a xylophone, Eric? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 20 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Do you also suffer a Pavlovian response to three bongs on a xylophone, Eric? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 22 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: It’s a close run thing, but this sentence might be the most disturbing thing in this confession. What kind of psychopath keeps glove puppets in his living room? As for those blissfully unaware, are you extracting some kind of mirth from the fact the Avon Lady is parking her arse on your teenage wank rag? Wanking into Grandmas’ glove puppet. You can expect regular reminders of this post for quite some time. You need help. ‘Wanking into grandmas glove puppet’, was Brony Keith’s best ever nomination. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes. I think you meant “woof”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I think you meant “woof”. In a Lord Flashheart kind of way… 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: ‘Wanking into grandmas glove puppet’, was Brony Keith’s best ever nomination. Careful, or he’ll whip out his Katana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was that husky, breathy voice. "...as long as you don't have the scampi..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: What kind of psychopath keeps glove puppets in his living room? You’ve sort of answered your own question there. Perhaps one day the poor abused puppet will take its revenge, wielding a bread knife Chucky-style. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 18 hours ago, Wolfie said: When I was young (7 or 8), my grandparents bought me a lovely Sooty hand puppet/cuddly toy, which I treasured for absolutely years. One evening, shortly after getting my first colour TV in my bedroom, aged about 15/16, I was watching Hi-de-Hi! and decided to unleash my teenage passions over Ruth; reaching the point of no return... with no tissues nearby, I panicked and grabbed the nearest thing to hand – Sooty. Poor little Sooty lay dormant for some years, crusty & gathering dust under my bed, until he was eventually rescued and bathed, and now lives proudly in and around the kitchen/lounge area of my home, darting from seat-to-seat, those sitting on him blissfully unaware of his poignant history. RIP Ruth – your memory forever lives in Sooty. There are things in life worth remembering .. Mrs R. is never wrong and Baws is never wrong, LCS might also be right but its all a bit like being bitten by an Horse Fly and the cunt has flown away .. just put some cream on your wounds and sit down quietly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: It’s a close run thing, but this sentence might be the most disturbing thing in this confession. What kind of psychopath keeps glove puppets in his living room? As for those blissfully unaware, are you extracting some kind of mirth from the fact the Avon Lady is parking her arse on your teenage wank rag? Wanking into Grandmas’ glove puppet. You can expect regular reminders of this post for quite some time. You need help. At least you've got two good 'feet' to stand on, you filthy fucking cunt. En garde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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