White Cunt Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 D-Rex the third Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 50 paedo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 Just look the other way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 I wonder if they'll do a special edition commemorating Enid Blyton and have an image of Noddy on the other side? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 13 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I wonder if they'll do a special edition commemorating Enid Blyton and have an image of Noddy on the other side? "IT'S CHRiiiiiiiiiiiiiSTMAS!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 That confused me. For a minute I was wondering how Lineker managed to ingratiate himself with the Royal Mint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said: That confused me. For a minute I was wondering how Lineker managed to ingratiate himself with the Royal Mint. That can't be Lineker, it's the wrong colour. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 37 minutes ago, scotty said: That can't be Lineker, it's the wrong colour. It’s very disrespectful of his tribal African roots. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 22 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: That confused me. For a minute I was wondering how Lineker managed to ingratiate himself with the Royal Mint. Lineker would manage to ingratiate himself with any organisation, if there's money to be made, the mercenary, unprincipled, Beckham wannabe, cunt. 🤑💰 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 My question is how many Charlies does it take to keep the heating on for fifteen minutes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 28 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: My question is how many Charlies does it take to keep the heating on for fifteen minutes? When you were my age, it was thrupennies you were pushing into the slot to keep the lights on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: My question is how many Charlies does it take to keep the heating on for fifteen minutes? I was behind this sweet elderly lady in Sainsbury's today. She had a trolley full of stuff including little gifts for her little grandkids. It came to £63 and after searching her purse she managed to put together just over 10 quid. The Cunt behind the till told her that everything needed to go back. I felt so sorry for her because she could have been my mum and I would like to know that someone would help her out. So I decided to do the right thing and help this dear old lady out. So, with my help, it only took about five minutes to get everything back on the shelves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: with my help, it only took about five minutes to get everything back on the shelves. That must have gone against the grain, Gypps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: My question is how many Charlies does it take to keep the heating on for fifteen minutes? Two lines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I was behind this sweet elderly lady in Sainsbury's today. She had a trolley full of stuff including little gifts for her little grandkids. It came to £63 and after searching her purse she managed to put together just over 10 quid. The Cunt behind the till told her that everything needed to go back. I felt so sorry for her because she could have been my mum and I would like to know that someone would help her out. So I decided to do the right thing and help this dear old lady out. So, with my help, it only took about five minutes to get everything back on the shelves. Its the thought that counts .. God will remember you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: When you were my age, it was thrupennies you were pushing into the slot to keep the lights on. That would put @Last Cunt Standing as being around 130 years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Its the thought that counts .. God will remember you. Fucking hope not as I'll be doomed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hope not as I'll be doomed. I once helped someone out who was in a simiar situation, it was only £15. I ended up regreting it as I found out that the old hag concerned did the same trick regularly and always had the means to pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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