and Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 Not content with, probably, being the richest musician on earth, the cunt has just released a box-set (yes, literally, it's in a wooden fuckin' crate) of his 80 singles since leaving the Beatles. The fuckin' box set retailed at £611.98, limited to 3000 copies, now sold out, there's copies selling for over £1000 on ebay Just how much money does this cunt need? I mean, at 80 years old, how long does he think he's got left to spend it all? https://pitchfork.com/news/paul-mccartney-announces-vinyl-box-set-of-80-singles/ Ringo's a twat too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 Well said. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 21 minutes ago, cunt said: Not content with, probably, being the richest musician on earth, the cunt has just released a box-set (yes, literally, it's in a wooden fuckin' crate) of his 80 singles since leaving the Beatles. The fuckin' box set retailed at £611.98, limited to 3000 copies, now sold out, there's copies selling for over £1000 on ebay Just how much money does this cunt need? I mean, at 80 years old, how long does he think he's got left to spend it all? https://pitchfork.com/news/paul-mccartney-announces-vinyl-box-set-of-80-singles/ Ringo's a twat too. Let It Be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 You Never Give Me Your Money..... ..sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 For the benefit of Mr Tight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 Live and let (@cunt) die. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 He's having a wonderful christmas time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 Is the box made out of one of Heather Mills' old legs?? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 55 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Is the box made out of one of Heather Mills' old legs?? After the divorce, Paul McCartney was asked if ‘he would ever go down on one knee again..’ he replied, ‘probably not, and her name’s Heather.’ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 7 hours ago, cunt said: Not content with, probably, being the richest musician on earth, the cunt has just released a box-set (yes, literally, it's in a wooden fuckin' crate) of his 80 singles since leaving the Beatles. The fuckin' box set retailed at £611.98, limited to 3000 copies, now sold out, there's copies selling for over £1000 on ebay Just how much money does this cunt need? I mean, at 80 years old, how long does he think he's got left to spend it all? https://pitchfork.com/news/paul-mccartney-announces-vinyl-box-set-of-80-singles/ Ringo's a twat too. The crate will come in handy. It will enable you to look over your fence at your neighbours tits when she's sunbathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: After the divorce, Paul McCartney was asked if ‘he would ever go down on one knee again..’ he replied, ‘probably not, and her name’s Heather.’ Paul bought heather a plane for Christmas… and for the other leg a razor. Fuck right off 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 I lost interest around 30 years ago .. I used to buy the VHS tapes of was it Now that I call it .. whatever. a neighbour said it might be better if we watch a few on their 25 Sony Trinitron telly .. all it did was to show just how shit VHS was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 25 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I lost interest around 30 years ago .. I used to buy the VHS tapes of was it Now that I call it .. whatever. a neighbour said it might be better if we watch a few on their 25 Sony Trinitron telly .. all it did was to show just how shit VHS was. Pen, I realise that we're currently in a period of relations akin to the Entente Cordiale, but I really feel like I must protest. What the fuck is this supposed to mean, you demented old bag? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 27 minutes ago, Decimus said: Pen, I realise that we're currently in a period of relations akin to the Entente Cordiale, but I really feel like I must protest. What the fuck is this supposed to mean, you demented old bag? Just that I am now elderly and that VHS was crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 Looking at Macca I suppose that he is trying to provide for his heirs although the cunts do seem to be doing fairly well in their own right just living off who their dad was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 58 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Looking at Macca I suppose that he is trying to provide for his heirs although the cunts do seem to be doing fairly well in their own right just living off who their dad was. And you’ve based this opinion on what exactly? Just wondering, bearing in mind your lack of offspring and any living relatives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 This dirty cunt was obviously rich enough to swerve operation yew tree. Releasing a children’s record that contains the instruction to “bum bum bum” 44 times. Filthy bastard. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This dirty cunt was obviously rich enough to swerve operation yew tree. Releasing a children’s record that contains the instruction to “bum bum bum” 44 times. Filthy bastard. ‘Come together’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 10 hours ago, cunt said: Not content with, probably, being the richest musician on earth, the cunt has just released a box-set (yes, literally, it's in a wooden fuckin' crate) of his 80 singles since leaving the Beatles. The fuckin' box set retailed at £611.98, limited to 3000 copies, now sold out, there's copies selling for over £1000 on ebay Just how much money does this cunt need? I mean, at 80 years old, how long does he think he's got left to spend it all? https://pitchfork.com/news/paul-mccartney-announces-vinyl-box-set-of-80-singles/ Ringo's a twat too. ‘The best things in life are free’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 6 hours ago, scotty said: What do you call a wog with dings? Linda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Linda Quasinegro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The crate will come in handy. It will enable you to look over your fence at your neighbours tits when she's sunbathing. That's assuming her tits are worth looking at 🤱 Besides, I don't need a box. If I have my bifocals on, and I balance on the edge of the bath, peer downwards through the open window, at an angle of 45 degrees to my left, I can just about see her erect nipples, right after she's just massaged the suntan lotion into her heaving bosom. 🤩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 16 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I lost interest around 30 years ago .. I used to buy the VHS tapes of was it Now that I call it .. whatever. a neighbour said it might be better if we watch a few on their 25 Sony Trinitron telly .. all it did was to show just how shit VHS was. You should have gone for Betamax, better quality picture, but it didn't last as long due to it being slightly more expensive than VHS and most of the video rental shops had limited variety of Betamax tapes, probably due to the cost. Blockbuster was a cunts paradise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 7 minutes ago, cunt said: That's assuming her tits are worth looking at 🤱 Besides, I don't need a box. If I have my bifocals on, and I balance on the edge of the bath, peer downwards through the open window, at an angle of 45 degrees to my left, I can just about see her erect nipples, right after she's just massaged the suntan lotion into her heaving bosom. 🤩 I guess you learned that from Benny Hill in The Italian Job. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 7 hours ago, cunt said: Blockbuster was a cunts paradise. “I’ll have an F please Bob.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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