Cuntybaws Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 3 hours ago, ratcum said: You certainly know how to show a woman a good time CB. That was no woman, that was a pan paniscus. I suspect that poor old Lady Hussey was simply trying to apply the Tebbit test before the England v Senegal match. I hope the sartorially challenged fat-arsed Winnie Mandela wannabe is suitably gutted now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 On 02/12/2022 at 17:34, Eric Cuntman said: Did the CPS provide a soft play area for the defendant’s wives during the trial? Brian Davis is obviously the 'token infidel' in all this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That was no woman, that was a pan paniscus. I suspect that poor old Lady Hussey was simply trying to apply the Tebbit test before the England v Senegal match. I hope the sartorially challenged fat-arsed Winnie Mandela wannabe is suitably gutted now. Reported for precision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 19 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I hope the sartorially challenged fat-arsed Winnie Mandela wannabe is suitably gutted now. Pity it isn't literally 🔪🩸🩸🩸 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 Fuck me. The inactivity on here today leads me to believe one of two things: (1) @Carl Sway’s input has bored even @Penny Farthing to utter apathy. (2) @Penny Farthing is dead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Fuck me. The inactivity on here today leads me to believe one of two things: (1) @Carl Sway’s input has bored even @Penny Farthing to utter apathy. (2) @Penny Farthing is dead. DC, I've given up smoking Hash and Weed, done it before loads of times and it's a piece of cake. No irritability or anger whatsoever... Apart from beating up some cunt in the petrol station, nicking stuff from Tesco for fun, pulling some slags hair on the train, shitting in the chocolate fountain at some Christmas office party I was passing and wondering why this train I'm on to Norwich (to kill @Cunty BigBolloxBigBollox) is taking so long to arrive, everything's fine... Oh, and also wishing @Penny Farthing, @Carl Sway, @Gooberand @Frankare dead, but that's never really changed. Anyways fuck all that shit, c'mon England. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: DC, I've given up smoking Hash and Weed, done it before loads of times and it's a piece of cake. No irritability or anger whatsoever... Apart from beating up some cunt in the petrol station, nicking stuff from Tesco for fun, pulling some slags hair on the train, shitting in the chocolate fountain at some Christmas office party I was passing and wondering why this train I'm on to Norwich (to kill @Cunty BigBolloxBigBollox) is taking so long to arrive, everything's fine... Oh, and also wishing @Penny Farthing, @Carl Sway, @Gooberand @Frankare dead, but that's never really changed. Anyways fuck all that shit, c'mon England. Raaso…you better get home lad…wtf is going on in your homeland? Haiti’s gone to fuck and there’s women getting raped in the streets. If there’s no sign of @Neilwhen you get to Norwich, we’ll know who to blame. Voodoo the Cunt, bro. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Raaso…you better get home lad…wtf is going on in your homeland? Haiti’s gone to fuck and there’s women getting raped in the streets. If there’s no sign of @Neilwhen you get to Norwich, we’ll know who to blame. Voodoo the Cunt, bro. Fuck Haiti DC, I became English on the boat over. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 24 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Fuck Haiti DC, I became English on the boat over. Did your cock shrink then? ☹️ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 Sounds like Brixton on a friday night. As long as the cunts are killing each other long may it continue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 6 minutes ago, scotty said: Did your cock shrink then? ☹️ It did a bit Scotty, it's now only 9 inches, no match for @Penny Farthing though. Lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 9 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It did a bit Scotty, it's now only 9 inches, no match for @Penny Farthing though. Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 24 minutes ago, scotty said: How is the clothes shop doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: DC, I've given up smoking Hash and Weed, done it before loads of times and it's a piece of cake. No irritability or anger whatsoever... Apart from beating up some cunt in the petrol station, nicking stuff from Tesco for fun, pulling some slags hair on the train, shitting in the chocolate fountain at some Christmas office party I was passing and wondering why this train I'm on to Norwich (to kill @Cunty BigBolloxBigBollox) is taking so long to arrive, everything's fine... Oh, and also wishing @Penny Farthing, @Carl Sway, @Gooberand @Frankare dead, but that's never really changed. Anyways fuck all that shit, c'mon England. Hello Old Chap. I was on call-out last week (I mustn't drink when I'm on-call) and today, when I can drink, I've just been prescribed anti-biotics so it's going to be at least another 5 days before alcohol passes my lips. In total that will be 12 consecutive days which breaks my record which was set when I was a mere boy of 14 yrs old. It's a piece of piss giving things up, IMO. Have a good evening. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 12 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Hello Old Chap. I was on call-out last week (I mustn't drink when I'm on-call) and today, when I can drink, I've just been prescribed anti-biotics so it's going to be at least another 5 days before alcohol passes my lips. In total that will be 12 consecutive days which breaks my record which was set when I was a mere boy of 14 yrs old. It's a piece of piss giving things up, IMO. Have a good evening. It's been easy really Big Bollock, however I cannot work out if you're saying that you'll be getting pissed again asap or you've given up for good. Considering it probably took you 12 days to sober up, don't you think it's time to quit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: How is the clothes shop doing? Closed down. You’ll have to look elsewhere for your XXXXL Y fronts. Try ‘Man at C and A’ or Burtons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: Closed down. You’ll have to look elsewhere for your XXXXL Y fronts. Try ‘Man at C and A’ or Burtons. I was going to suggest High And Mighty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 39 minutes ago, scotty said: I was going to suggest High And Mighty. Frank's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 59 minutes ago, King Billy said: Closed down. You’ll have to look elsewhere for your XXXXL Y fronts. Try ‘Man at C and A’ or Burtons. You could try a changaway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 19 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Frank's. Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 Just now, Decimus said: Pen? Frank's coffin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 On 01/12/2022 at 16:28, Eddie said: This attention seeking pain in the arse, is outraged that a half senile old woman in her eighties, asked her ‘where she was from’ as she was obviously very proud of her heritage, Ngozi was dressed in African style clothing, had her African name on her name badge, wearing African style jewellery and sporting dreadlocks, the old bint assumed she was from Africa. Now this outraged ‘charity worker’ is waiting for an apology from Buckingham palace, doing the talk show rounds and milking an old woman’s small talk for all its worth. Bully boy tactics from a nasty bit of African looking work… Seen this Spookess, Ed (no offence intended if you’re related.) Musty-quimmed or not, I likes the cut of her jib. Daaas right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: it's going to be at least another 5 days before alcohol passes my lips. In total that will be 12 consecutive days which breaks my record which was set when I was a mere boy of 14 yrs old. Hot on the heels of a rather unpleasant health scare Drew, I've now been dry for the last six years. If I'm honest, I can't in all conscience recommend this course of action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 4 hours ago, scotty said: Did your cock shrink then? ☹️ You’ve spelled stink wrong scotty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 8 hours ago, King Billy said: You’ve spelled stink wrong scotty. Just like you Scotty is fully vaccinated by the way .. It seems that most taxi drivers are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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