The Inexorable Rise of Foot Fetishism

[Last Cunt Standing]

Our latest houseguest/refugee from the old Country is a long-standing friend of Mrs LCS, who works as a relationship counsellor and psychosexual researcher in the SE of England. We had a fascinating discussion over dinner last night about what she’s noticed in her work these past few years. British men, it seems, are becoming increasingly perverted in their bedroom demands, often later in life after 25 years of fairly vanilla existence with their wives. The wives it seems, don’t know what to make of it, and are conflicted between accommodating these requests, which then leads to a loss of respect, and then attraction, or refusing the requests and then becoming anxious these kinks are repressed or acted out with others, including sex workers, who by the sounds of it are plying their trade every few hundred yards.

Among the rising tide of pegging, cross dressing, CosPlay, and BDSM, is a definite spike in foot fetishism among middle aged UK men. Apparently it’s a weekly phenomenon now in her therapy sessions that men, and word of caution, these are obviously not a representative sample of all UK men, given they are largely SE professionals in higher income brackets, are suddenly being discovered to be frequent users of foot porn sites, amassing female shoe collections, and being caught drooling over young women in Birkenstocks. 

It seems porn is getting the blame in the sex therapy community for this phenomenon, but I’m not happy with that explanation, which seems quite superficial. I’ve seen too many diabetic ulcers, corns, and tinea pedis for feet to be remotely appealing to me, but clearly many of my peers feel differently. The psychologist will say it’s all about their mothers and what the male infant sees at eye level, but that seems like Freudian guff to me. My conclusion is these blokes are being deliberate Cunts as a cowardly way to divorce and get a younger model. I wonder what The Corner makes of it. 

@Mrs Roops, you seem like you know everything. No doubt you’ve experienced a foot fetishist or two in your years as a lion tamer in Morocco, or underwater juggler in Fiji. What say you?

[King Billy]

3 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

 

@Mrs Roops, you seem like you know everything. 

Have you noticed this too? Thank fuck it’s not just me.

[Last Cunt Standing]

2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Have you noticed this too? Thank fuck it’s not just me.

Hers is the only CV I’m aware of to have chapters. 

[King Billy]

1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Hers is the only CV I’m aware of to have chapters. 

Her CV has more chapters than the Hells Angels and the Bible combined, but thankfully she never ever ever talks about herself.

[Last Cunt Standing]

14 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Her CV has more chapters than the Hells Angels and the Bible combined, but thankfully she never ever ever talks about herself.

The icing on the cake, Bill, would be a job in one of your flesh emporia. I’m sure she’d be the best ever. 

[King Billy]

6 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

The icing on the cake, Bill, would be a job in one your flesh emporia. I’m sure she’d be the best ever. 

By her own admission she’s the best at ‘hand relief’. She’s boasted about it on here, but I reckon a bit of ‘ear relief’ would be what most of her clients would be begging for long before their half hour was up.

’How much extra to fucking shut up Luv?’

[White Cunt]

5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Our latest houseguest/refugee from the old Country is a long-standing friend of Mrs LCS, who works as a relationship counsellor and psychosexual researcher in the SE of England. We had a fascinating discussion over dinner last night about what she’s noticed in her work these past few years. British men, it seems, are becoming increasingly perverted in their bedroom demands, often later in life after 25 years of fairly vanilla existence with their wives. The wives it seems, don’t know what to make of it, and are conflicted between accommodating these requests, which then leads to a loss of respect, and then attraction, or refusing the requests and then becoming anxious these kinks are repressed or acted out with others, including sex workers, who by the sounds of it are plying their trade every few hundred yards.

Among the rising tide of pegging, cross dressing, CosPlay, and BDSM, is a definite spike in foot fetishism among middle aged UK men. Apparently it’s a weekly phenomenon now in her therapy sessions that men, and word of caution, these are obviously not a representative sample of all UK men, given they are largely SE professionals in higher income brackets, are suddenly being discovered to be frequent users of foot porn sites, amassing female shoe collections, and being caught drooling over young women in Birkenstocks. 

It seems porn is getting the blame in the sex therapy community for this phenomenon, but I’m not happy with that explanation, which seems quite superficial. I’ve seen too many diabetic ulcers, corns, and tinea pedis for feet to be remotely appealing to me, but clearly many of my peers feel differently. The psychologist will say it’s all about their mothers and what the male infant sees at eye level, but that seems like Freudian guff to me. My conclusion is these blokes are being deliberate Cunts as a cowardly way to divorce and get a younger model. I wonder what The Corner makes of it. 

@Mrs Roops, you seem like you know everything. No doubt you’ve experienced a foot fetishist or two in your years as a lion tamer in Morocco, or underwater juggler in Fiji. What say you?

Translation please, LC. 

[Last Cunt Standing]

23 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

Translation please, LC. 

I’m not Google. Look them up. Carefully. 

[Miles]

9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Our latest houseguest/refugee from the old Country is a long-standing friend of Mrs LCS, who works as a relationship counsellor and psychosexual researcher in the SE of England. We had a fascinating discussion over dinner last night about what she’s noticed in her work these past few years. British men, it seems, are becoming increasingly perverted in their bedroom demands, often later in life after 25 years of fairly vanilla existence with their wives. The wives it seems, don’t know what to make of it, and are conflicted between accommodating these requests, which then leads to a loss of respect, and then attraction, or refusing the requests and then becoming anxious these kinks are repressed or acted out with others, including sex workers, who by the sounds of it are plying their trade every few hundred yards.

Among the rising tide of pegging, cross dressing, CosPlay, and BDSM, is a definite spike in foot fetishism among middle aged UK men. Apparently it’s a weekly phenomenon now in her therapy sessions that men, and word of caution, these are obviously not a representative sample of all UK men, given they are largely SE professionals in higher income brackets, are suddenly being discovered to be frequent users of foot porn sites, amassing female shoe collections, and being caught drooling over young women in Birkenstocks. 

It seems porn is getting the blame in the sex therapy community for this phenomenon, but I’m not happy with that explanation, which seems quite superficial. I’ve seen too many diabetic ulcers, corns, and tinea pedis for feet to be remotely appealing to me, but clearly many of my peers feel differently. The psychologist will say it’s all about their mothers and what the male infant sees at eye level, but that seems like Freudian guff to me. My conclusion is these blokes are being deliberate Cunts as a cowardly way to divorce and get a younger model. I wonder what The Corner makes of it. 

@Mrs Roops, you seem like you know everything. No doubt you’ve experienced a foot fetishist or two in your years as a lion tamer in Morocco, or underwater juggler in Fiji. What say you?

Podography?

 

Fuck Off

[Neil]

My 'ol womans trotters make me want to puke, the thought of actually touching a strangers plates of meat repulses me even more. Any cunt with a foot fetish has just given up on life, the dirty cunts.

[scotty]

8 minutes ago, Neil said:

My 'ol womans trotters make me want to puke

That probably explains your inability to comprehend foot fetishism, Neil. While I'd stop short of claiming a fetish for them, I have always been fond of shapely shoe-fillers on a bird.

Note to @Last Cunt Standing regarding Roops, I do recall from years ago that she claims to have particularly unattractive hooves due to her penchant for running. Running from what, she didn't say.

[Dave Umbongo]

Just get a fucking job in Scholl or Clarks or, if you prefer the dirty sweaty trotters of pig ugly chavs, ShoeZone. I wouldn't recommend Loakes though as it is full of gays, like Francis.

[Miles]

14 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Just get a fucking job in Scholl or Clarks or, if you prefer the dirty sweaty trotters of pig ugly chavs, ShoeZone. I wouldn't recommend Loakes though as it is full of gays, like Francis.

Are you a Freeman, Hardy & Willis sort?

[Mrs Roops]

10 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Our latest houseguest/refugee from the old Country is a long-standing friend of Mrs LCS, who works as a relationship counsellor and psychosexual researcher in the SE of England...

...@Mrs Roops, you seem like you know everything. No doubt you’ve experienced a foot fetishist or two in your years as a lion tamer in Morocco, or underwater juggler in Fiji. What say you?

I say I'm gonna buy some Qantas shares as I now understand the Aussie national carrier's rationale to reactivate their hitherto mothballed A380 fleet, given every time you login we're regaled with a conversation with yet another "friend/houseguest" flown in to provide content for the puntership's benefit. As for your particular bent, it's not my job to pander to whatever fetish you've discovered during your late midlife crisis exacerbated by the realisation that you're in a place you have no wish to be in.

[Dave Umbongo]

2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Are you a Freeman, Hardy & Willis sort?

Kill yourself*.

(* Getting it in before the Govt bill is enforced)

[Miles]

43 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Kill yourself*.

(* Getting it in before the Govt bill is enforced)

You're Bigfoot.

[Last Cunt Standing]

4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

I say I'm gonna buy some Qantas shares as I now understand the Aussie national carrier's rationale to reactivate their hitherto mothballed A380 fleet, given every time you login we're regaled with a conversation with yet another "friend/houseguest" flown in to provide content for the puntership's benefit. As for your particular bent, it's not my job to pander to whatever fetish you've discovered during your late midlife crisis exacerbated by the realisation that you're in a place you have no wish to be in.

Pure bollocks, which only serves to remind me once more of the old adage about the dangers of playing chess with pigeons. 

I had best not detain you further, I imagine being the on-call seismologist for Swindon or whatever you are this week is rather an all-consuming affair. 

Two sugars, love. 

[Guest]

18 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Our latest houseguest/refugee from the old Country is a long-standing friend of Mrs LCS, who works as a relationship counsellor and psychosexual researcher in the SE of England. We had a fascinating discussion over dinner last night about what she’s noticed in her work these past few years. British men, it seems, are becoming increasingly perverted in their bedroom demands, often later in life after 25 years of fairly vanilla existence with their wives. The wives it seems, don’t know what to make of it, and are conflicted between accommodating these requests, which then leads to a loss of respect, and then attraction, or refusing the requests and then becoming anxious these kinks are repressed or acted out with others, including sex workers, who by the sounds of it are plying their trade every few hundred yards.

Among the rising tide of pegging, cross dressing, CosPlay, and BDSM, is a definite spike in foot fetishism among middle aged UK men. Apparently it’s a weekly phenomenon now in her therapy sessions that men, and word of caution, these are obviously not a representative sample of all UK men, given they are largely SE professionals in higher income brackets, are suddenly being discovered to be frequent users of foot porn sites, amassing female shoe collections, and being caught drooling over young women in Birkenstocks. 

It seems porn is getting the blame in the sex therapy community for this phenomenon, but I’m not happy with that explanation, which seems quite superficial. I’ve seen too many diabetic ulcers, corns, and tinea pedis for feet to be remotely appealing to me, but clearly many of my peers feel differently. The psychologist will say it’s all about their mothers and what the male infant sees at eye level, but that seems like Freudian guff to me. My conclusion is these blokes are being deliberate Cunts as a cowardly way to divorce and get a younger model. I wonder what The Corner makes of it. 

@Mrs Roops, you seem like you know everything. No doubt you’ve experienced a foot fetishist or two in your years as a lion tamer in Morocco, or underwater juggler in Fiji. What say you?

Listen you repressed middle class cunt, if you and your mates like doing foot bukakke on the wife just come out and say it.

We won't judge.

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said:

Listen you repressed middle class cunt, if you and your mates like doing foot bukakke on the wife just come out and say it.

We won't judge.

Is that like Thai-Boxing?

[ProfB]

9 hours ago, Neil said:

My 'ol womans trotters make me want to puke, the thought of actually touching a strangers plates of meat repulses me even more. Any cunt with a foot fetish has just given up on life, the dirty cunts.

Found this snippet on the net:

Sharp toe nails can cut delicate skin around the penis, vagina, or anus. Keep toe nails trimmed and clean — and ask your partner to do the same — if you anticipate getting your feet involved in the action.

[Decimus]

4 minutes ago, ProfB said:

Found this snippet on the net:

Sharp toe nails can cut delicate skin around the penis, vagina, or anus. Keep toe nails trimmed and clean — and ask your partner to do the same — if you anticipate getting your feet involved in the action.

Get fucked you Sutcliffe creep.

[ProfB]

29 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Get fucked you Sutcliffe creep.

Nasty, being unkind to ProfB xxx

[Dave Umbongo]

44 minutes ago, ProfB said:

Found this snippet on the net:

Sharp toe nails can cut delicate skin around the penis, vagina, or anus. Keep toe nails trimmed and clean — and ask your partner to do the same — if you anticipate getting your feet involved in the action.

And keeping steel toe-capped boots on will cause compression fractures to the skull, but I'll keep mine on for you anyway.

[ProfB]

39 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Get fucked you Sutcliffe creep.

PS you'd not dare say anything if Eric Cuntsman was online.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, ProfB said:

PS you'd not dare say anything if Eric Cuntsman was online.

To be honest Prof, it is quite entertaining to watch a man from Norfolk worrying a sheep. Have you had any communications from @Bubba?