Guest Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, scotty said: No, you're fine pal. 👍👍👍 THANKS DUDE *Giggle Giggle* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Best insert some three metre cadmium rods into one (or more) of his orifices. Then seal the cunt under a billion tones of concrete, just to be sure. Very harsh but fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Penny Farthing said: Very harsh but fair. What I'd like to do to Princess Anne: 1.Lick her salty piss flaps like a savory Cornetto 2.Explore her willy wonka factory 3. Have her lick my helmet clean. 4. Piss on her in the shower after. I think you'd better change your avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 39 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: What I'd like to do to Princess Anne: 1.Lick her salty piss flaps like a savory Cornetto 2.Explore her willy wonka factory 3. Have her lick my helmet clean. 4. Piss on her in the shower after. I think you'd better change your avatar. But my commet re Baws comment is still fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 46 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: What I'd like to do to Princess Anne: 1.Lick her salty piss flaps like a savory Cornetto 2.Explore her willy wonka factory 3. Have her lick my helmet clean. 4. Piss on her in the shower after. I think you'd better change your avatar. You’re not all the ticket are you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You’re not all the ticket are you. I'm bored more than anything, if I'm being brutally honest. I suspect I need a hobby. Could you give me some suggestions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: I'm bored more than anything, if I'm being brutally honest. I suspect I need a hobby. Could you give me some suggestions? Train Spotting...........from between the tracks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, Neil said: Train Spotting...........from between the tracks Fuck! You've actually managed to quote somebody. Are you ill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 12 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: I'm bored more than anything, if I'm being brutally honest. I suspect I need a hobby. Could you give me some suggestions? Rehab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 hour ago, scotty said: Serious question, are you actually retarded? Because I don't like taking the piss out of the disabled. Leave that to me scotty. I fucking hate cripples. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Rehab But daddy Mitch says I'm fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 23 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: But daddy Mitch says I'm fine. Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 47 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: Fuck! You've actually managed to quote somebody. Are you ill? Get a sheet of paper and a pencil, write something that makes peace with the world and sign it. Afterwards go for a walk and if you are near a river, canal or the sea jump in and let the water fill your lungs, otherwise jump in the front of a fast moving HGV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 12 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Get a sheet of paper and a pencil, write something that makes peace with the world and sign it. Afterwards go for a walk and if you are near a river, canal or the sea jump in and let the water fill your lungs, otherwise jump in the front of a fast moving HGV. You seem a tad rattled. What's the matter, did the boxer dog you fuck get put down? Heartbroken and deprived of your only source of protein. Lololool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 5 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: You seem a tad rattled. What's the matter, did the boxer dog you fuck get put down? Heartbroken and deprived of your only source of protein. Lololool. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: Do you like Whiskas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Whenever I see or hear Jools Holland, I think of the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Get a sheet of paper and a pencil, write something that makes peace with the world and sign it. Afterwards go for a walk and if you are near a river, canal or the sea jump in and let the water fill your lungs, otherwise jump in the front of a fast moving HGV. That’s the letter I sent to you that you’re quoting. Now you’re both going to have to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Get a sheet of paper and a pencil, Scrunch up the paper, put it in your vile rancid mouth and use the pencil to push it down your throat, past your Adams Apple till you pass out and die, while no one notices or cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Whenever I see or hear Jools Holland, I think of the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. He's actually alright. I've done some stage work for him over the years, most recently on Sunday at Southampton Mayflower. Decent sort of cove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, scotty said: He's actually alright. I've done some stage work for him over the years, most recently on Sunday at Southampton Mayflower. Decent sort of cove. It must be horrible to be born looking like a peedo. I used to find it very difficult to wank over Paula Yates while he was stood next to her on ‘The Tube’. Not impossible, just awkward. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: wank over Paula Yates We've all done that Eric. Good old Paula, the bishop's daughter 😍😍 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 minute ago, scotty said: We've all done that Eric. Good old Paula, the bishop's daughter 😍😍 Is it just me, or was there something extremely fuckable about her? The way she spoke, walked etc’. Pure sex bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I used to find it very difficult to wank over Paula Yates while he was stood next to her on ‘The Tube’. Watch out for the Transport Police Eric. They’re trained to look out for that sort of thing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 3 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: I suspect I need a hobby. Could you give me some suggestions? Motorway yoga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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