Neil Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 Someone needs to tell my pockets as well as all the cunts that were in the restaurants I tried to get in last weekend this, The shops are packed and I honestly dont know anyone who is having to tighten their belts. The Beeb have some young cunt on saying that he's had to cut out buying alcohol and cancel his Netflix subscription, boo fucking hoo. People out there are still buying take aways and smoking and drinking, as and when they literally cannot find the money for a Big Mac or 10g of Golden Virginia hopefully rather than realise that their fathers and forefathers had less than they've ever had and just fucking got on with it they'll do the decent Millenial thing and jump in front of a fucking train.(That's if the recession hasn't taken them all out of service by then!) Fuck Off and die (In poverty) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 From what I've seen Netflix can cost between £60 - £192 per year. The BBC TV licence costs £159 for considerably more shit, woke propaganda bollox than Netflix. This stupid fucking cunt you speak of sounds as if he has cancelled the wrong direct debit, that's what the Beeb should be fucking reporting on, and the fact they're a bunch of cunts themselves. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: From what I've seen Netflix can cost between £60 - £192 per year. The BBC TV licence costs £159 for considerably more shit, woke propaganda bollox than Netflix. This stupid fucking cunt you speak of sounds as if he has cancelled the wrong direct debit, that's what the Beeb should be fucking reporting on, and the fact they're a bunch of cunts themselves. Well put, CBB. i wouldn’t watch the Beebs vomit if the cunts paid me the money they charge the suckers. Netflix still wins hands down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 On 17/11/2022 at 14:39, Cunty BigBollox said: Netflix can cost between £60 - £192 per year. The BBC TV licence costs £159 I wouldn’t be too hasty paying out for either CBB. Wait till you’ve saved enough to buy a TV first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 17/11/2022 at 21:10, Neil said: Someone needs to tell my pockets as well as all the cunts that were in the restaurants I tried to get in last weekend this, The shops are packed and I honestly dont know anyone who is having to tighten their belts. The Beeb have some young cunt on saying that he's had to cut out buying alcohol and cancel his Netflix subscription, boo fucking hoo. People out there are still buying take aways and smoking and drinking, as and when they literally cannot find the money for a Big Mac or 10g of Golden Virginia hopefully rather than realise that their fathers and forefathers had less than they've ever had and just fucking got on with it they'll do the decent Millenial thing and jump in front of a fucking train.(That's if the recession hasn't taken them all out of service by then!) Fuck Off and die (In poverty) I believe those traditionally best placed to predict UK economic headwinds Neil are Hookers, Publicans and Taxi Drivers. I suggest you’ll be fully abreast of the situation with a few research trips/nights on the tiles. Do report back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 I've just purchased 18 fresh eggs from my local Tesco's and I'm now making myself an omelette. What fucking egg shortage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I've just purchased 18 fresh eggs from my local Tesco's and I'm now making myself an omelette. What fucking egg shortage? Is this 18 egg omelette to soak up the booze already consumed, or the anticipated incoming deluge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 17/11/2022 at 13:10, Neil said: Someone needs to tell my pockets as well as all the cunts that were in the restaurants I tried to get in last weekend this, The shops are packed and I honestly dont know anyone who is having to tighten their belts. The Beeb have some young cunt on saying that he's had to cut out buying alcohol and cancel his Netflix subscription, boo fucking hoo. People out there are still buying take aways and smoking and drinking, as and when they literally cannot find the money for a Big Mac or 10g of Golden Virginia hopefully rather than realise that their fathers and forefathers had less than they've ever had and just fucking got on with it they'll do the decent Millenial thing and jump in front of a fucking train.(That's if the recession hasn't taken them all out of service by then!) Fuck Off and die (In poverty) Rest assured that headbutting the BSI coupler of a stationary Networker Turbo can still be fatal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I've just purchased 18 fresh eggs from my local Tesco's and I'm now making myself an omelette. What fucking egg shortage? Quail eggs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 1 hour ago, scotty said: Is this 18 egg omelette to soak up the booze already consumed, or the anticipated incoming deluge? I made a last minute decision only yesterday to go teetotal for the duration of the world cup in support of all the stupid wankers who have travelled to Qatar to watch this shitfest sober. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I made a last minute decision only yesterday to go teetotal If you need a mentor, I'm here for you 🍺🍻🥃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I made a last minute decision only yesterday to go teetotal for the duration of the world cup in support of all the stupid wankers who have travelled to Qatar to watch this shitfest sober. Poof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 8 hours ago, scotty said: Is this 18 egg omelette to soak up the booze already consumed, or the anticipated incoming deluge? When he wakes up in the neighbours hedge tomorrow morning with 18 regurgitated, freshly pickled eggs all over the front of his tank top, he’ll probably wish he’d spent that 2 quid on an extra 3 litre bottle of Diamond White instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 13 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I believe those traditionally best placed to predict UK economic headwinds Neil are Hookers, Publicans and Taxi Drivers. I suggest you’ll be fully abreast of the situation with a few research trips/nights on the tiles. Do report back. Neil doesn’t pay for it doc, only in diesel for his van, cable ties and the odd patio slab 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I made a last minute decision only yesterday to go teetotal for the duration of the world cup in support of all the stupid wankers who have travelled to Qatar to watch this shitfest sober. I’ve just sold all my shares in ‘Bargain Booze’. Thanks for the heads up CBB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 Over 35 million raised for Children in Need. Not bad for a recession I can imagine some dumb fucker out there, with barely enough dosh to feed her own kids, seeing a multi-millionaire Z lister crying crocodile tears telling all and sundry that just a fiver of her money will help feed a family of four bearded Albanian immigrant children in Dover, dipping into her purse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Over 35 million raised for Children in Need. Not bad for a recession I can imagine some dumb fucker out there, with barely enough dosh to feed her own kids, seeing a multi-millionaire Z lister crying crocodile tears telling all and sundry that just a fiver of her money will help feed a family of four bearded Albanian immigrant children in Dover, dipping into her purse. If that 35 mil actually went to disadvantaged and deserving UK kids then we wouldn’t need another round of austerity. However, 35 mil my arse. More BBC lies. Most of it is siphoned off to the usual pack of cunts. What really fucks me off is comic bastard relief. Millions wasted on lazy stupid fucking Africans who still haven’t worked out that having 14 kids, without even being able to feed 1, might not be a great idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 24 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: If that 35 mil actually went to disadvantaged and deserving UK kids then we wouldn’t need another round of austerity. However, 35 mil my arse. More BBC lies. Most of it is siphoned off to the usual pack of cunts. What really fucks me off is comic bastard relief. Millions wasted on lazy stupid fucking Africans who still haven’t worked out that having 14 kids, without even being able to feed 1, might not be a great idea. Come on Stubbs. Have a heart. Just £3 a month can pay for a dinghy ticket, an Armani suit and an IPhone 14 for a fleeing Albanian refugee. Do you really want to see a thousand pairs of Nike Air trainers washing up on the beaches of Kent every morning, and the RNLI twiddling their thumbs with fuck all to do because no one’s called for a lift to Dover? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 45 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: four bearded Albanian immigrant children And their bearded mother (who’s also a prostitute) making five in total. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 36 minutes ago, King Billy said: And their bearded mother (who’s also a prostitute) making five in total. And her bearded brother and his four bearded wives, Fatima, Fattima, Fatimma and Fattimma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 A little pre Christmas cheer for you all to chew over. I’m sure it’d pay for an awful lot of nurses/ambulance drivers/postmen/train staff etc etc. It’s very nearly a whole Track And Trace, and that’s a shit ton of cash. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-cost-uk-gdp-economy-failure-b2246610.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 7 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: A little pre Christmas cheer for you all to chew over. I’m sure it’d pay for an awful lot of nurses/ambulance drivers/postmen/train staff etc etc. It’s very nearly a whole Track And Trace, and that’s a shit ton of cash. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-cost-uk-gdp-economy-failure-b2246610.html B-b-b-but the man with the bus said we'd be alright? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: B-b-b-but the man with the bus said we'd be alright? That’ll teach you to listen to @cuntspotter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: B-b-b-but the man with the bus said we'd be alright? Anyone who believed Boris Johnson on anything deserves all they get. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: A little pre Christmas cheer for you all to chew over. I’m sure it’d pay for an awful lot of nurses/ambulance drivers/postmen/train staff etc etc. It’s very nearly a whole Track And Trace, and that’s a shit ton of cash. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-cost-uk-gdp-economy-failure-b2246610.html The shops are full of cunts spending money, Sainsburys, Tesco and Asda are packed and the cafes are full of obese cunts buying lattes and other poncey sugar laden drinks and iced teacakes .. besides which it was never about money .. is Australia joining the EU? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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