Witheredscrote Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 The U.K. Oral Health Foundation have stated that there is a massive 36% increase in mouth cancers. In the main, caused by excessive alcohol consumption, smoking, and no doubt, sucking cock. Reconstruction of tongues is becoming a not so rare operation, and one poor sod has had a leg muscle used for this purpose. Those patients residing in Norfolk are advised to opt for the use of a gluteus maximus muscle, as they generally talk through their arse anyway. ( @FrankGargling with semen is a no-no). 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 All Aboard the HPV, scrotes? 🚄 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 14 minutes ago, scotty said: All Aboard the HPV, scrotes? 🚄 I know it's a risky business, but I honestly believe that God created piss flaps, to keep my ears warm in the winter. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 47 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I know it's a risky business, but I honestly believe that God created piss flaps, to keep my ears warm in the winter. You know you're in trouble when she says "it's fish pie tonight." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: The U.K. Oral Health Foundation have stated that there is a massive 36% increase in mouth cancers. In the main, caused by excessive alcohol consumption, smoking, and no doubt, sucking cock. Reconstruction of tongues is becoming a not so rare operation, and one poor sod has had a leg muscle used for this purpose. Those patients residing in Norfolk are advised to opt for the use of a gluteus maximus muscle, as they generally talk through their arse anyway. ( @FrankGargling with semen is a no-no). Fucking hell, Withers. Brighton will soon be a morgue and the House of Commies half empty. That also explains the shortage of staff at the Lords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 10 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Those patients residing in Norfolk are advised to opt for the use of a gluteus maximus muscle, as they generally talk through their arse anyway. ( @FrankGargling with semen is a no-no). I thought they'd got Claas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 11 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: In the main, caused by excessive alcohol consumption, smoking, and no doubt, sucking cock I guess you must regret giving up only two of them now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 18 hours ago, White Cunt said: Fucking hell, Withers. Brighton will soon be a morgue and the House of Commies half empty. That also explains the shortage of staff at the Lords. And why the local GP is off sick most of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 Reconstruction of anal passages is order of the day, all those weirdo types are sucking ass juice from each other with toxic straws supplied by the WEF. Fuck off Scrote or I will smash your head flat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 12, 2022 Report Share Posted November 12, 2022 The title of the nomination itself is a bit of a giveaway. Nobody cares about your disgusting fantasies, however much they are “normal” in France. Macron is your President. Enough said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 12, 2022 Report Share Posted November 12, 2022 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: The title of the nomination itself is a bit of a giveaway. Indeed, it grabbed your attention quickly enough after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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