peglegtwo Posted October 24, 2022 Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 The first non white prime minister .At least a man after Liz. Better hair then Boris too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 24, 2022 Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 16 minutes ago, peglegtwo said: The first non white prime minister .At least a man after Liz. Better hair then Boris too. His body is too small for his head. Like a brown Subbuteo player. Not to be trusted. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 24, 2022 Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: His body is too small for his head. Like a brown Subbuteo player. Not to be trusted. Looks like David Dickinsons skinny little brother. Not the real deal imo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2022 Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: His body is too small for his head. Like a brown Subbuteo player. Not to be trusted. Like a melon on a toothpick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigcunt Posted October 24, 2022 Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 I'd ask him for 20 Benson and hedges and a daily sport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 24, 2022 Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 Disaster capitalist...just what y'all need ..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 17 hours ago, King Billy said: Looks like David Dickinsons skinny little brother. Not the real deal imo. ‘Cheap as chapati’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 18 hours ago, bigcunt said: I'd ask him for 20 Benson and hedges and a daily sport Yes, & he'll be burning incense sticks in the House of Parls - I recommend Sandalwood, it's great for manifesting your wishes. (Big K my besty, met her new fella within 24 hours of profB's magic spell). Will he be 'fasting' in return for the gods lowering energy bills? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 Rishi goes well with carrots and peas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Penelope said: Rishi goes well with carrots and peas. Your subject of expertise actually. Meat and two veg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 On 24/10/2022 at 23:22, Eric Cuntman said: His body is too small for his head. Like a brown Subbuteo player. Not to be trusted. His wife has a different surname: Akshata Murty. I wonder if he signed a prenups, or does he plan to take her for a ride? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 4 minutes ago, ProfB said: His wife has a different surname: Akshata Murty. I wonder if he signed a prenups, or does he plan to take her for a ride? He’s a spoilt little bastard who already has too much money. If he’d been in my year at school, he would have been fucked seven ways from Sunday. Which is probably why the little prick has gone power crazy and chosen to draw civil service wages when he already has enough money to last a hundred lifetimes. I would love to slap him about a bit and empty his pockets. Smug little weakling. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 Radish Sunhat has got big ears - my bestie, Big Kazza told me it means a small willy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 Say Sunak-Hunt government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 3 hours ago, ProfB said: I wonder if he signed a prenups, or does he plan to take her for a ride? Around Westminster in the back of his tuk tuk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He’s a spoilt little bastard who already has too much money. If he’d been in my year at school, he would have been fucked seven ways from Sunday. Which is probably why the little prick has gone power crazy and chosen to draw civil service wages when he already has enough money to last a hundred lifetimes. I would love to slap him about a bit and empty his pockets. Smug little weakling. No.10 is going to permanently stink of curry now and Jeremy Cunts slope of a missus slaving over a wok next door all day will ensure No.11 smells like fucking Chinatown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 2 hours ago, The Beast said: Say Sunak-Hunt government. We’re fucked as the alternative is Kier Starmer who refuses point blank to say if a woman can have a penis? or whether Eddie Izzard should be allowed on an all woman shortlist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 On 26/10/2022 at 22:29, King Billy said: No.10 is going to permanently stink of curry now and Jeremy Cunts slope of a missus slaving over a wok next door all day will ensure No.11 smells like fucking Chinatown. & incense 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 On 26/10/2022 at 19:44, ProfB said: Radish Sunhat has got big ears - my bestie, Big Kazza told me it means a small willy. Maybe his wife married him for his brains, they'll go well with a Vindaloo. Lovely couple, BTW, what of, I don't know, or care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 On 26/10/2022 at 19:51, The Beast said: Say Sunak-Hunt government. Sun-a-Khunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 On 26/10/2022 at 22:29, King Billy said: No.10 is going to permanently stink of curry now and Jeremy Cunts slope of a missus slaving over a wok next door all day will ensure No.11 smells like fucking Chinatown. Well, Bill, the way London is going, it’s only fair that Westminster doesn’t stand out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 14 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Well, Bill, the way London is going, it’s only fair that Westminster doesn’t stand out. ‘Dean Mahomed’. Perfect example of integration without aggravation. Born a muslin, ended up moving from India to Ireland, married some Irish bird. Dropped the Islam shite and started making himself useful. I’m not really clever or anything, I looked him up on Wikipedia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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