Guest SDC Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 Why/how is this cretin allowed out and on to TV? He's THICKER than two short planks, and has the broadcasting talent of an amoeba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 Put some fucking bones on this you cunt, There must be 5000 Mark Wrights in the country, we're not mind readers (Not that you've got anything to read) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 7 minutes ago, Neil said: Put some fucking bones on this you cunt, There must be 5000 Mark Wrights in the country, we're not mind readers (Not that you've got anything to read) Thought he made the difference when he turned sweeper in the 1990 World Cup 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 12 minutes ago, Neil said: Put some fucking bones on this you cunt, There must be 5000 Mark Wrights in the country, we're not mind readers (Not that you've got anything to read) We're in a bit of a stalemate here, Neil. On the one hand, you're a stupid old bastard whose cultural references clearly all relate to a pre-90s world. On the other, by admitting to knowing full well who this fucking spastic is banging on about, I reveal myself to be someone who is aware of and knowledgeable enough to recognise people from 'The Only Way is Essex'. Let's agree that we're both cunts who would be better off dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 If its the ginger, gangly useless cunt that used to play for England then yes, he's a washed up cunt, If it's the other semi pro footballer that has rattled around various reality shows then yes, he's a cunt.......albeit one lucky cunt that happens to bury his nuts in Michelle Keegan on a regular basis. Smarmy,preened,fake tanned,lucky,lucky,lucky fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Let's agree that we're both cunts who would be better off dead. I certainly agree that you'd be better-off dead, don't talk about it, DO IT. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 10 minutes ago, cunt said: I certainly agree that you'd be better-off dead, don't talk about it, DO IT. Button your thick Jew lips before I put you on gas mark nine. Degenerate Kike, canine raping cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 2 hours ago, Neil said: If its the ginger, gangly useless cunt that used to play for England then yes, he's a washed up cunt, If it's the other semi pro footballer that has rattled around various reality shows then yes, he's a cunt.......albeit one lucky cunt that happens to bury his nuts in Michelle Keegan on a regular basis. Smarmy,preened,fake tanned,lucky,lucky,lucky fucking cunt. The ginger one lives near me. I always thought he was a wanker until I heard how his last marriage ended. He punched fuck out of his (ex) wife who is a barrister and a vile cunt, so, he’s a nice fella in my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: The ginger one lives near me. I always thought he was a wanker until I heard how his last marriage ended. He punched fuck out of his (ex) wife who is a barrister and a vile cunt, so, he’s a nice fella in my eyes. When I saw you’d commented on this thread, I thought you were going to confess to fingering Mark Wright. As an ironic twist on your celebrity theme, I do know someone who was in TOWIE. Esther Adams, she was an extra, pole dancing in a nightclub or something. She used to earn a living as a Victoria Beckham lookalike. She was in ‘Legend’ with Tom Hardy as well. Look up her IMDB page. As for fingering.. I’m not saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: The ginger one lives near me. I always thought he was a wanker until I heard how his last marriage ended. He punched fuck out of his (ex) wife who is a barrister and a vile cunt, so, he’s a nice fella in my eyes. Oi, DC. I've googled this to try and find out the facts, but apart from some snippet about him breathing heavily down the phone to his pre-barrister, first wife, I couldn't find anything. Gimme the deets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 My nephew has done some plastering at their new fuck off gaff near Stondon Massey in Essex, I'd plaster her face given half a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 3 minutes ago, Neil said: My nephew has done some plastering at their new fuck off gaff near Stondon Massey in Essex, I'd plaster her face given half a chance. She's a greasy, spic, plastic fucking dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 1 minute ago, Decimus said: She's a greasy, spic, plastic fucking dog. Easier to wipe down then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 44 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When I saw you’d commented on this thread, I thought you were going to confess to fingering Mark Wright. As an ironic twist on your celebrity theme, I do know someone who was in TOWIE. Esther Adams, she was an extra, pole dancing in a nightclub or something. She used to earn a living as a Victoria Beckham lookalike. She was in ‘Legend’ with Tom Hardy as well. Look up her IMDB page. As for fingering.. I’m not saying. I remember a news story when TOWIE was in its heyday about Mark Wright posting a photo of the cast on Facebook with his granny in the centre and the rest of the gimps with their arms around each other’s shoulders in a line. Apparently Joey Barton posted something like ‘sorry about your hare lip mate, and who’s the corpse in the middle?’ All sorts of threats were allegedly made by Wright and Joey Barton mockingly apologised, saying he’d love to meet for a beer ‘after the old girls funeral and your plastic surgery has healed up’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: When I saw you’d commented on this thread, I thought you were going to confess to fingering Mark Wright. As an ironic twist on your celebrity theme, I do know someone who was in TOWIE. Esther Adams, she was an extra, pole dancing in a nightclub or something. She used to earn a living as a Victoria Beckham lookalike. She was in ‘Legend’ with Tom Hardy as well. Look up her IMDB page. As for fingering.. I’m not saying. Victoria Beckham lookalike- what, she's a skinny, miserable looking cunt as well? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Victoria Beckham lookalike- what, she's a skinny, miserable looking cunt as well? Actually… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Oi, DC. I've googled this to try and find out the facts, but apart from some snippet about him breathing heavily down the phone to his pre-barrister, first wife, I couldn't find anything. Gimme the deets. Can’t say too much as Roops will go ballistic. But if ever there’s a woman that deserved the shoeing that she got, it was her. She’s an utter cunt. Currently banging an elderly, ahem, Asian ‘businessman’ who feeds her diamonds for gobbles. Vile, charity robbing bitch. I want her dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 Just another Z-list, talentless, wannabe-celebrity with no personality and a fucking big ego...high end cunt who surely needs his kneecaps claw hammered and if you cracked his thick skull open, you wouldn't find any brains there Only spoon fed discharge would entertain this spastic cuntbreed.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 7 hours ago, cunt said: I certainly agree that you'd be better-off dead, don't talk about it, DO IT. Do we really have to put up with more bullshit from you, how about i come and find you and let my XL bully's rape your throat by biting it out first, you arrogant looking fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: Do we really have to put up with more bullshit from you, how about i come and find you and let my XL bully's rape your throat by biting it out first, you arrogant looking fucking cunt. You big softie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 18 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Do we really have to put up with more bullshit from you, how about i come and find you and let my XL bully's rape your throat by biting it out first, you arrogant looking fucking cunt. Bend, when did you become so likeable? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 On 12/10/2022 at 02:34, Eric Cuntman said: You big softie. I know Eric, I'm a pussycat really but the statement regarding assholes stands. I want that dullard cunt off this site for good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 On 12/10/2022 at 19:38, Decimus said: Bend, when did you become so likeable? I've no idea ducks.. maybe I'm mellowing with grandkids around... I also don't like dog haters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 18 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: I've no idea ducks.. maybe I'm mellowing with grandkids around... I also don't like dog haters. You are a total PRAT... Bor off. 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 My bestie Big Kazza & I have had a major set back - Morries no longer has women’s vod at £16, it’s back up to £20 Googling… Good news Sainsbury’s have it at £16, so on your bike Mr Morrie (Scrotum face) , Mr Sains here we come. Soo much looking forward to Halloween 🎃 Yipee Mr Kipping - another wise chap has made it so we need his: FIENDISH FANCIES A fiendish concoction of Orange flavour sponge cakes with a vanilla flavour topping, covered with Orange coloured fondant icing... Boo! Serves 8 IE 4 for me & 4 for Kazza, unless we get two boxes - normally we fight over the pink ones.. Mr Kip has used his loaf this time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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