Neil Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Forget this shit. Tell me straight, were you in anyway involved in this. The cunt was muttering 'Frank', and smelt of tzatziki sauce. He should have turned a different corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meghansDaddy Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 How do I feel about Meghan?? Well, I don't care about her being a liar...I don't really care about everyone saying she's horrible etc. It doesn't matter, because all I know is ...that... I want to bend her over and f*ck her in the ass...yeah, and cum in her butt. Yes, particularly in the ass...not sure why...not sure how it evolved to this feeling...but it's undeniable. I want to cum in Meghan Markle's ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 @saltypissflap is back i reckon @ the above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 On 08/10/2022 at 18:42, peglegtwo said: The great granddaughter of Wallis Simpson ? A fish out of water hurt by what to her are the strange customs of a royal family ? The victim of racism and rules of an outdated monarchy ? A loss since she was needed fresh air and equality in the monarchy & whole UK ? How do you think she would look in a bikini ? She is our princess now go and swivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 1 hour ago, ClitWestwood said: @saltypissflap is back i reckon @ the above. Wink is probably Salty PF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 Ordinarily, I'd quite predictably assert that I'd probably fuck her, but as she's had the ginger cabbage's clackerbag emptying its contents up her pie for a few years, she'd need her own body-weight of Canesten intravenously-fed round the fucking clock. Her gammon hangers must be dripping Thrush with the consistency of Aldi rice pudding by now. She's a cunt. I wouldn't wipe my arse on her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 5 hours ago, Rev said: Ordinarily, I'd quite predictably assert that I'd probably fuck her, but as she's had the ginger cabbage's clackerbag emptying its contents up her pie for a few years, she'd need her own body-weight of Canesten intravenously-fed round the fucking clock. Her gammon hangers must be dripping Thrush with the consistency of Aldi rice pudding by now. She's a cunt. I wouldn't wipe my arse on her. Okay, which of you said "filthy cunt" three times? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 9 hours ago, Rev said: Ordinarily, I'd quite predictably assert that I'd probably fuck her, but as she's had the ginger cabbage's clackerbag emptying its contents up her pie for a few years, she'd need her own body-weight of Canesten intravenously-fed round the fucking clock. Her gammon hangers must be dripping Thrush with the consistency of Aldi rice pudding by now. She's a cunt. I wouldn't wipe my arse on her. You smooth-talking fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 27 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: You smooth-talking fucker. I'd love to hear one of his sermons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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