Wolfie Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 13 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: That would be behaviour befitting a doctor, surely? Your lazy slur is of course typically wide of the mark. I’m happy to admit I have made many mistakes in life. I find it best to acknowledge them, learn from them and avoid repeating them, a lesson you might well ponder. In attacking my testicular fortitude, I might have cause to wonder at the cognitive power of a craven, whiny little prick who has seemingly no capacity to acknowledge when he is beaten, outplayed, or when making an honourable withdrawal might be best. Indeed, it might well be the case that this inability to withdraw at the opportune moment is something of a lupine family trait, given your ancestors seemingly couldn’t manage it, thus inflicting you on the rest of us poor sods. I can barely bring myself to imagine what such a happy and contented soul is doing shitposting on The Corner at a little after five thirty in the morning on a Saturday. I won’t keep you, you’ll have a lawn to attend to I shouldn’t wonder, before you get back to your Poundland Steve Bunce act. Lol, just not on this particular occasion it seems, you egotistic blow-off. You rambling, flatulent, verbose Anglophobe. I dare say you had a low diamorphine application rate during your career, instead talking to your patients to permanently put them to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 1 hour ago, cunt said: I wonder which fuckin' cunt-stick advised you that telling people to leave the site would have any effect, probably the same fuck-wit who also should have told you that when your request is ignored, it makes you look even more ridiculous than you already appear to be.🤪 Do yourself a favour, try writing your own material and stop copying what the big boys say or do, it'll make it easier further down the line when they get bored with your plagiarising nonsense and put you in, or over, the barrel. Don't kid yourself, it will happen, first it's a smile, then it's the knife between the shoulder blades. Would you like to come to Radlett tonight? It'll be right up your street; they'll have tarmacing, felching (both hamster and drinking straw), sports (water and hard), and a special 'mystery meat' challenge, where you'll be tied up with gaffa tape and made to gobble Whiskas off a fucking sambo's knob. If you manage to wipe all the dog cum off your windows 95 keyboard, PM me to RSVP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 Just now, Horrified Suburbanite said: Would you like to come to Radlett tonight? It'll be right up your street; they'll have tarmacing, felching (both hamster and drinking straw), sports (water and hard), and a special 'mystery meat' challenge, where you'll be tied up with gaffa tape and made to gobble Whiskas off a fucking sambo's knob. If you manage to wipe all the dog cum off your windows 95 keyboard, PM me to RSVP. A gram and counting… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A gram and counting… Toot,Toot,Toot, toot, toot, toot. Tooting more than Citizen Smith. Will you be imbibing weighs and measures tonight over the coffee table? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: So they would. an nall an nall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 12 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: I would add "humourless" between "whiny" and "little". I would omit "little" altogether if I was referencing you, as there's nothing about you that's little, including your Tommy Walsh, hamplanet-sized spastic hands as they slap into your keypad. Except your brain, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: Toot,Toot,Toot, toot, toot, toot. Tooting more than Citizen Smith. Will you be imbibing weighs and measures tonight over the coffee table? Only some Cali weed. I’ve never been a fan of bugle. Pharmaceutical dexamphetamine keeps you fizzing for 8 hours and costs a tenth of the price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Only some Cali weed. I’ve never been a fan of bugle. Pharmaceutical dexamphetamine keeps you fizzing for 8 hours and costs a tenth of the price. I know what you mean, bugle is overrated. I mean, ampetatmines are cheaper, have a more pleasurable effect and look similar cut so nobody thinks you're a cheapstake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 29 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: so nobody thinks you're a cheapstake. A Witherspoons 6oz rump with oven chips and peas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 1 hour ago, King Billy said: A Witherspoons 6oz rump with oven chips and peas? Thanks. Table 14 on the app. I'll need my strength for Kinky Towers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 6 hours ago, Wolfie said: Lol, just not on this particular occasion it seems, you egotistic blow-off. You rambling, flatulent, verbose Anglophobe. I dare say you had a low diamorphine application rate during your career, instead talking to your patients to permanently put them to sleep. Lol? Fuck me this is weak. Remarkable really that a supposed fan of boxing is flailing about like a broken windmill after only the opening exchanges. What was it Ali said to Foreman? - Man, this is a bad time to get tired. What’s a “diamorphine application rate” when it’s at home anyway? Sounds like something a statistically-minded Glasgow Job Centre employee might say when flicking through their new claimant forms. Anyway, enough of this shite. It’s a beautiful Spring day here in Perth and I’m off to get gently marinated at the Australia vs. England T20 later today. Go fuck yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Lol? Fuck me this is weak. Remarkable really that a supposed fan of boxing is flailing about like a broken windmill after only the opening exchanges. What was it Ali said to Foreman? - Man, this is a bad time to get tired. What’s a “diamorphine application rate” when it’s at home anyway? Sounds like something a statistically-minded Glasgow Job Centre employee might say when flicking through their new claimant forms. Anyway, enough of this shite. It’s a beautiful Spring day here in Perth and I’m off to get gently marinated at the Australia vs. England T20 later today. Go fuck yourself. The Old @Wolfie is punch drunk and besides which he has got DC stuck up his back passage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 13 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: @Decimus, look at this for fuck sake. The first post, and it's addressed to me. I should feel honoured, but I feel pity for him. Kill him off pdq, there are enough tossers on here already. *fuck’s sake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking hell. Is is Welsh Groundhog Day again? What’s brought you out of your log pile? Eric. I lost my password and I’m fucked if I could remember the throwaway email account I created for Proper’s dogshit site. I’m counting on your support as I rise like a phoenix from the flames. Almost like a dragon, but I don’t wish to stereotype. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 40 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: The Old @Wolfie is punch drunk and besides which he has got DC stuck up his back passage. I’ve had many a punch up with Wolfie so I’m not sure how you’ve come up with that one, Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ve had many a punch up with Wolfie so I’m not sure how you’ve come up with that one, Pen. I expect that you are up Wolfies back passage because it is warm there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 6 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: I expect that you are up Wolfies back passage because it is warm there. It’s not my fight, it’s quite an enjoyable watch and I’ve taken no sides at all. You’ve been told to keep your sweaty schlong out of it, how is the good doctor’s ‘sphincteral aperture’ this morning? Cosy are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 54 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It’s not my fight, it’s quite an enjoyable watch and I’ve taken no sides at all. You’ve been told to keep your sweaty schlong out of it, how is the good doctor’s ‘sphincteral aperture’ this morning? Cosy are you? Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 On 07/10/2022 at 14:21, Witheredscrote said: What a pathetic little up yourself cunt you really are Now, I'm no expert, but surely somebody who's created at least one account to award themselves likes, has to be the most up themselves cunt on here. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 3 hours ago, Bubba said: *fuck’s sake Correction. You are only worth one fuck, and that is off. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 2 hours ago, Frank said: Wanker. We will see who is the wanker Frank. @Bubba is back, and now your days on here are truly numbered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 4 hours ago, Bubba said: I lost my password and I’m fucked if I could remember the throwaway email account I created for Proper’s dogshit site. Dense Welsh cunt. Welcome back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Dense Welsh cunt. Welcome back. Thanks, but consider yourself reported for being a racist jock cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 1 minute ago, Bubba said: Thanks, but consider yourself reported for being a racist jock cunt. That was actually the kindest thing I could think of to say about the Welsh - as close to a compliment as you're ever likely to get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 3 hours ago, Frank said: Wanker. Silence…corpse-cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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