and Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 50th Anniversary ToursI remember it like it was yesterday, Roxy Music at the Rainbow, August 1972, who would've thought then that I'd be living to see their 50th anniversary at the O2 Arena next week? Then, fuck me, Deep Purple at the same venue a week later. But cunt, I hear you say, Deep Purple have been going longer than 50 years. Ah yes, says the cunt, but they're being supported by Blue Oyster Cult, who released their first album in January 1972, so this it makes another 50th Anniversary tour. Brilliant. Thank fuck there won't be any of those abominable girly groups, that Dickless and Woofles jerk-off over, touring in fifty years time, maybe they'll still be able to get a twitch in their scabby little maggots while watching a Spice Girls video on YouTube, 🌽🤣 🎸🎵 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 24 minutes ago, cunt said: 50th Anniversary ToursI remember it like it was yesterday, Roxy Music at the Rainbow, August 1972, who would've thought then that I'd be living to see their 50th anniversary at the O2 Arena next week? Then, fuck me, Deep Purple at the same venue a week later. But cunt, I hear you say, Deep Purple have been going longer than 50 years. Ah yes, says the cunt, but they're being supported by Blue Oyster Cult, who released their first album in January 1972, so this it makes another 50th Anniversary tour. Brilliant. Thank fuck there won't be any of those abominable girly groups, that Dickless and Woofles jerk-off over, touring in fifty years time, maybe they'll still be able to get a twitch in their scabby little maggots while watching a Spice Girls video on YouTube, 🌽🤣 🎸🎵 Just how old are you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Just how old are you? Old enough to know better 🤓 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 Oi cunt, I like this song, however nobody cares about your stupid memories, desperately communicated to deflect attention away from your vile 'hobbies'. Prove you don't fear the reaper and beat yourself to death and then fuck off. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 Queen in 73 and Rainbow in 75, great venue. Fuck the 80's 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 3 hours ago, cunt said: 50th Anniversary ToursI remember it like it was yesterday, Roxy Music at the Rainbow, August 1972, who would've thought then that I'd be living to see their 50th anniversary at the O2 Arena next week? Then, fuck me, Deep Purple at the same venue a week later. But cunt, I hear you say, Deep Purple have been going longer than 50 years. Ah yes, says the cunt, but they're being supported by Blue Oyster Cult, who released their first album in January 1972, so this it makes another 50th Anniversary tour. Brilliant. Thank fuck there won't be any of those abominable girly groups, that Dickless and Woofles jerk-off over, touring in fifty years time, maybe they'll still be able to get a twitch in their scabby little maggots while watching a Spice Girls video on YouTube, 🌽🤣 🎸🎵 Congratulations on taking Lord P's crown as the most decrepit cunt on the site. You're probably the only old man in history who is actually looking forward to shitting themselves in their dotage. Sick freak. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 30 minutes ago, Neil said: Queen in 73 and Rainbow in 75, great venue. Fuck the 80's Bono and Geldorf 80s were brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 4 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: Bono and Geldorf 80s were brilliant Tell us about your days sat in the audience for 'The Good Old Days'. "Where's me washboard?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: Tell us about your days sat in the audience for 'The Good Old Days'. "Where's me washboard?!" ‘Confessions of a door to door cucumber salesman’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 48 minutes ago, Decimus said: Tell us about your days sat in the audience for 'The Good Old Days'. "Where's me washboard?!" ....and seeing the latest Walter Pidgeon release at the Gaumont, fish and chips and a pint of mild an' still have change left from a florin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Congratulations on taking Lord P's crown as the most decrepit cunt on the site. You're probably the only old man in history who is actually looking forward to shitting themselves in their dotage. Sick freak. FFS, you're gullible, didn't your mummy warn you about not believing everything you read on the internet? 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 7 hours ago, cunt said: 50th Anniversary ToursI remember it like it was yesterday, Roxy Music at the Rainbow, August 1972, who would've thought then that I'd be living to see their 50th anniversary at the O2 Arena next week? Then, fuck me, Deep Purple at the same venue a week later. But cunt, I hear you say, Deep Purple have been going longer than 50 years. Ah yes, says the cunt, but they're being supported by Blue Oyster Cult, who released their first album in January 1972, so this it makes another 50th Anniversary tour. Brilliant. Thank fuck there won't be any of those abominable girly groups, that Dickless and Woofles jerk-off over, touring in fifty years time, maybe they'll still be able to get a twitch in their scabby little maggots while watching a Spice Girls video on YouTube, 🌽🤣 🎸🎵 I play this full whack in my Audi (Quattro) 0-60 in approx 6 seconds. I tap my left trotter on the dead peddle/foot rest thing, like there's no tomorrow - & I sing along, a bit of head banging at the traffic lights too. I luv this toon. Kids today, they don't know they are born. Love ProfB xxx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 8 minutes ago, ProfB said: I play this full whack in my Audi (Quattro) 0-60 in approx 6 seconds. I tap my left trotter on the dead peddle/foot rest thing, like there's no tomorrow - & I sing along, a bit of head banging at the traffic lights too. I luv this toon. Kids today, they don't know they are born. Love ProfB xxx You are Gene Hunt and I claim my tin of ‘oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 6 minutes ago, ProfB said: I play this full whack...I tap my left trotter on the dead peddle/foot rest thing, like there's no tomorrow - & I sing along, a bit of head banging at the traffic lights too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You are Gene Hunt and I claim my tin of ‘oops. It rhymes with Gene Hunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 20 minutes ago, ProfB said: I play this full whack in my Audi (Quattro) 0-60 in approx 6 seconds. I tap my left trotter on the dead peddle/foot rest thing, like there's no tomorrow - & I sing along, a bit of head banging at the traffic lights too. I luv this toon. Kids today, they don't know they are born. Love ProfB xxx I always knew you were an old rocker, lol. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3086264/Trucker-born-man-comes-transgender-lorry-driver-mates-40-years-road.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I always knew you were an old rocker, lol. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3086264/Trucker-born-man-comes-transgender-lorry-driver-mates-40-years-road.html I am petite & don't have a HGV licence, I wish I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: I love I walk the line - got that in my Audi. & the best of Johnny Cash. Wolfie you are not totally off the mark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 12 minutes ago, ProfB said: I am petite & don't have a HGV licence, I wish I did. Are you still seeing the Bloke with the guide dog? If you get to see his willy, you can describe it to him.😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Tell us about your days sat in the audience for 'The Good Old Days'. "Where's me washboard?!" Where's your imagination? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you still seeing the Bloke with the guide dog? If you get to see his willy, you can describe it to him.😎 Eric - ProfB was dumped. He said it wasn't me, it was him - my bestie Big Kazza said that was a cheesy line & I was best off without him. He could see a bit, but got registered blind. His dog wasn't really called Fido - that was ProfB protecting his identity. If I am honest I miss GEORGE (as in Harrison) the guide dog more than him (Philip). ProfB is unlucky in love - it just doesn't seem to work out for me, even when they can hardly see me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 5 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: Where's your imagination? Aahhhhh 'oooooooollllldddddd it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 7 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: Where's your imagination? Good evening Spot - ProfB is a bit drained at the mo, I will try to use my imagination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Aahhhhh 'oooooooollllldddddd it. Imagine the ‘Fast Show’ being made in the current sociopolitical climate… ”Ah.. small boys in the park. Hairbrushes for microphones..” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, ProfB said: Good evening Spot - ProfB is a bit drained at the mo, I will try to use my imagination That's quite a stretch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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