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26 minutes ago, Neil said:

You'll probably bump into Wolfie, you'll know its him by the eyeliner and rainbow vest, maybe you could start another Gay Pride weekend?

Brings a tear to my cock.

Fuck off

The sensitive drip is probably already camped outside the palace with his paper crown and shit-arse herd of alpacas. Stupid little cunt.

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Just now, Wolfie said:

Mostly disagree. She was thrown into the role whether she liked it or not, carrying old school British values from a now-dead ww2 generation with her.

While totally privileged and entitled, I think she worked extremely hard, doing far more than 'shaking a few hands and cutting a load of ribons', unquestionably bringing in far more revenue through tourism than the royals ever took through public taxation.

In principle I also despise the ideology of a state-funded royal family, particularly when they're as thick as William, or they abuse their position of trust as with colossal dickhead Andrew, but I believe the Queen was a dedicated public servant totally committed to her country.

Like you said, spending some of the last hours of her time in this life to shake hands with that cunt Truss, possibly even leaving her deathbed to do so, shows an unwavering dedication to her role as monarch that simply can't be denied. I doubt we'll see her like again for generations.

On the other side of the debate, her last public act was quite literally to shake hands in front of cameras with some cunt. I don't think the argument is going to be solved any time soon, Wolfie, especially on here.

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6 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Mostly disagree. She was thrown into the role whether she liked it or not, carrying old school British values from a now-dead ww2 generation with her.

While totally privileged and entitled, I think she worked extremely hard, doing far more than 'shaking a few hands and cutting a load of ribons', unquestionably bringing in far more revenue through tourism than the royals ever took through public taxation.

In principle I also despise the ideology of a state-funded royal family, particularly when they're as thick as William, or they abuse their position of trust as with colossal dickhead Andrew, but I believe the Queen was a dedicated public servant totally committed to her country.

Apparently she died of being frail and needing a walking stick. The descent was rapid?! Usually it's bed sores, catheter and infection before death when you are 'frail'. Weeks of palliative care. There was no emergency trip to the hospital, so no heart attack or stroke, no organ failure and no brain / body injury when she 'died peacefully', yet 2 days ago was on her feet? Crock of shit. Put out of her misery looking after those ungrateful paedo children of hers.

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Just now, Parabolic Cunting said:

Apparently she died of being frail and needing a walking stick. The descent was rapid?! Usually it's bed sores, catheter and infection before death when you are 'frail'. Weeks of palliative care. There was no emergency trip to the hospital, so no heart attack or stroke, no organ failure and no brain / body injury when she 'died peacefully', yet 2 days ago was on her feet? Crock of shit. Put out of her misery looking after those ungrateful paedo children of hers.

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15 minutes ago, Frank said:

The sensitive drip is probably already camped outside the palace with his paper crown and shit-arse herd of alpacas. Stupid little cunt.

Hi Frank. Now that the Queen is dead, who will you be masturbating to?

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1 hour ago, Frank said:

You stupid illiterate little gimp. If I see you anywhere around town over the next few days, that cheap bouquet will be going straight up your sentimental half-chat arse. 

Keep your greasy Greek bald fucking head out of British business. If I catch you mincing around town, bandy legs and all, I'll beat you to death with your own wig, before selling your vile remains off to Stellios to put in his kebabs. Lol.

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1 hour ago, Parabolic Cunting said:

Apparently she died of being frail and needing a walking stick. The descent was rapid?! Usually it's bed sores, catheter and infection before death when you are 'frail'. Weeks of palliative care. There was no emergency trip to the hospital, so no heart attack or stroke, no organ failure and no brain / body injury when she 'died peacefully', yet 2 days ago was on her feet? Crock of shit. Put out of her misery looking after those ungrateful paedo children of hers.

Precisely. The fact she died 48 hours after her last public duty – in spite of being desperately ill for some weeks (and still wanted to travel to London for the PM's inauguration) – demonstrates amazing loyalty to her country right to the very end.

I'm being lenient with you here, PC. Don't cross the line again.  

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36 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Precisely. The fact she died 48 hours after her last public duty – in spite of being desperately ill for some weeks (and still wanted to travel to London for the PM's inauguration) – demonstrates amazing loyalty to her country right to the very end.

I'm being lenient with you here, PC. Don't cross the line again.  

There were reports she had a fall a few days back. The bruising on her dorsal hand indicates she is on some form of anticoagulating medicine. My bet is she hit her head during this fall and sustained a bleed on the brain. She went from mobile to dead in two days. Something acute happened on top of the underlying progressing frailty.

 

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1 minute ago, The Beast said:

There were reports she had a fall a few days back. The bruising on her dorsal hand indicates she is on some form of anticoagulating medicine. My bet is she hit her head during this fall and sustained a bleed on the brain. She went from mobile to dead in two days. Something acute happened on top of the underlying progressing frailty.

 

So this suggests she still did her public duty in spite of bleeding on the brain from hitting her head during a fall. Extraordinary dedication.

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9 minutes ago, The Beast said:

There were reports she had a fall a few days back. The bruising on her dorsal hand indicates she is on some form of anticoagulating medicine. My bet is she hit her head during this fall and sustained a bleed on the brain. She went from mobile to dead in two days. Something acute happened on top of the underlying progressing frailty.

 

It was the Prince of Wales, in the conservatory with the Candlestick! 

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7 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I think this post has just cemented your position as Punkapes replacement for the biggest gay on the corner. Well done.

You've always been one to throw 'gay' accuations about, Drew, in this instance because I went against the mill of opinion on this site and showed a mark of respect to a dead monarch worthy of it. I'm beginning to wonder whether your teenage 'he's gay, you're gay!' assestions are a hidden attempt to strengthen your own masculinity, because you're actually a raving faggot so ashamed of his drunken, late night gay porn bungalow wanks that it drives you to mock others. Come to think of it, never once have I heard you refer to a female in your life. Are you a repressed homosexual, offering male tenants reduced rent in exchange for blowjobs?

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15 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

So this suggests she still did her public duty in spite of bleeding on the brain from hitting her head during a fall. Extraordinary dedication.

Proper is suggesting (guessing) that Her Majesty took a fall after her brief meeting with the PM on Tuesday. You excitable sap. 

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3 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said:

Apparently she died of being frail and needing a walking stick. The descent was rapid?! Usually it's bed sores, catheter and infection before death when you are 'frail'. Weeks of palliative care. There was no emergency trip to the hospital, so no heart attack or stroke, no organ failure and no brain / body injury when she 'died peacefully', yet 2 days ago was on her feet? Crock of shit. Put out of her misery looking after those ungrateful paedo children of hers.

Sure didn't they have her retarded  relatives locked away in an institution for life... left unvisited and died without a name..shameful gang of inbreds.

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

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46 minutes ago, The Beast said:

There were reports she had a fall a few days back. The bruising on her dorsal hand indicates she is on some form of anticoagulating medicine. My bet is she hit her head during this fall and sustained a bleed on the brain. She went from mobile to dead in two days. Something acute happened on top of the underlying progressing frailty.

 

This was my first thought too, but I've also seen not dissimilar presentations from long term steroid use. If she was on anticoagulants a hemorrhagic stroke would be a fair bet, fall or no fall.

If they did put a pillow over her face, it's the ultimate snub that they did it before Harry arrived. 

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7 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Sure didn't they have her retarded  relatives locked away in an institution for life... left unvisited and died without a name..shameful gang of inbreds.

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

The Kenyans want to know if they can ‘take those fucking portraits down now’?

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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

You've always been one to throw 'gay' accuations about, Drew, in this instance because I went against the mill of opinion on this site and showed a mark of respect to a dead monarch worthy of it. I'm beginning to wonder whether your teenage 'he's gay, you're gay!' assestions are a hidden attempt to strengthen your own masculinity, because you're actually a raving faggot so ashamed of his drunken, late night gay porn bungalow wanks that it drives you to mock others. Come to think of it, never once have I heard you refer to a female in your life. Are you a repressed homosexual, offering male tenants reduced rent in exchange for blowjobs?

Fuck. I've been well and truly rumbled there.

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