Roadkill Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 The only thing I'm surrounded by is olive groves and barking dogs which to be honest is a bit of a fucking bastard, I'd gladly shoot every last mother fucking one of 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 13 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: If Frank played the drums, we could have a hit here. Where is that cunt. Probably walking his pooch. Unless the houseboy does that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Where is that cunt. Probably walking his pooch. Unless the houseboy does that. Probably outside Buckingham Palace crying into his lace edged hanky with all the other gaylords Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: RK, what the mood up North after this sad news? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 9 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: RK, what the mood up North after this sad news? I'm taking a shit and just saw the announcement on the news whilst browsing. I'll probably remember this shit for the rest of my days. The whole "you always remember where you were when X happened" is a bit of a disappointing experience for me. On 11/9/2001 I was sitting in the living room playing Silent Hill on the PlayStation and got a clout across the head when I complained about my mam changing the channel. When I first became aware that Diana died, I was at the Metro station waiting to go into toon for some reason and got a clout around the head for acting a nusiance on a "very sad day". When the Manchester bombings happened, I was on here, but not having a shit. When the Queen popped her cloggs I was on here and having a shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 After further research on the passing of the shrivelled cunt ,and her giving me extra holiday for this year with the jubilee, im saddened to find out the wrinkly fucking old kraut set in stone no more days off for her long ass life ending ,fuck the bitch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I fully expect Markle to claim the throne and blame racism when she doesn’t get it. King Harry Hewitt the first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: . My French mother, on the other hand, used to say 'sit down, you stupid little mongrel cunt'. In German? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, King Billy said: King Harry Hewitt the first. The royal goldsmith has hammered a couple of dents around the rim of the crown to accommodate the caretaker monarch’s lugholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: God save the King. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Panzer, I'm sure you, like me, living in a Republic, are glad you won't be contributing towards a very expensive funeral, and an even more expensive coronation. A Tippy-Toe & Vive to you. Who’d have thought it….2 collaborators collaborating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm drinking cherry flavoured Pepsi Max tonight How old are you Big Bollock? I thought you were at least 74, but now I'm thinking you're 14. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where is that cunt. Probably walking his pooch. Unless the houseboy does that. Probably painting a royal crest on the lid of a new chest freezer. 'The Famous Kleftiko Ming & Majesty Collection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 43 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'm taking a shit and just saw the announcement on the news Either you’ve got a telly in your toilet or you shit on the sofa RK? I think you need to clear this up (especially if the latter is true). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm drinking cherry flavoured Pepsi Max tonight, how's that going to fucking work you stupid cunt? I would have thought that raspberry would be more to your taste .. Ape likes the lime flavour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 47 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'm taking a shit and just saw the announcement on the news whilst browsing. I'll probably remember this shit for the rest of my days. The whole "you always remember where you were when X happened" is a bit of a disappointing experience for me. On 11/9/2001 I was sitting in the living room playing Silent Hill on the PlayStation and got a clout across the head when I complained about my mam changing the channel. When I first became aware that Diana died, I was at the Metro station waiting to go into toon for some reason and got a clout around the head for acting a nusiance on a "very sad day". When the Manchester bombings happened, I was on here, but not having a shit. When the Queen popped her cloggs I was on here and having a shit. I was having a shit when Kennedy was assassinated. Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Probably painting a royal crest on the lid of a new chest freezer. 'The Famous Kleftiko Ming & Majesty Collection. At least this dog won’t get slathered in hoi-sin and eaten like the last one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 54 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where is that cunt. Probably walking his pooch. Unless the houseboy does that. He'll chime in soon, call someone an idiot, thickster or threaten to get them if they don't up their game or some such, post a Rocky video and repeat it all again next week, the week after, the week after that, erc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: Either you’ve got a telly in your toilet or you shit on the sofa RK? I think you need to clear this up (especially if the latter is true). You've got me thinking now KB, I remember RK admitting to dumping a piss stained mattress a while ago. Do you think it's a brown sofa? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where is that cunt. Probably walking his pooch. Unless the houseboy does that. Got the news on Eric and saw, literally a minute ago some tranny in a wig, laying flowers... must have been Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You've got me thinking now KB, I remember RK admitting to dumping a piss stained mattress a while ago. Do you think it's a brown sofa? @Roadkill has a screen in every room. He even has a special ‘wank-laptop’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Got the news on Eric and saw, literally a minute ago some tranny in a wig, laying flowers... must have been Frank. He hasn’t recovered from George Michael and Vangelis yet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 I suppose now I will have to get all my savings from the mastress and put it all in the fucking bank to get ready for the new notes with that jug ear cunt on them. What an inconsidarate old lizard the Queen is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 42 minutes ago, King Billy said: Either you’ve got a telly in your toilet or you shit on the sofa RK? I think you need to clear this up (especially if the latter is true). Never mind that shit, Billy. Today is also Star Trek Day - something is going on here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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