Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 23 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Ding, dong the witch is dead! Frank Dreben. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Its alright chappy baby...soon you'll be supporting another grasping pair of hands and their decadent lifestyle..think on that this winter..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Not a fan of the distant hangers on and parasites Panzer, however I have a lot of time for the Queen... Yes they live a decadent lifestyle and in this modern world Castles, Kings and Queens etc can seem a little ridiculous but she's served her Country and Commonwealth impeccably. Shame she has some utter cunts for children but that's not her fault. The Royal family are entwined in British culture and heritage whether you like it or not, and I'm sad at her passing, don't get me wrong 96 is a good age but I doubt we'll ever see a longer reign, which has been carried out so well. Pick up your Jamesons Panzer as I raise the Appleton Rum and toast the life of the Queen of Britain, Ireland, Jamaica and the rest of the commonwealth. God save the King. (Ps were still watching you). 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 6 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Please, just shut up and drink yourself to death, you fucking idiot. I'm drinking cherry flavoured Pepsi Max tonight, how's that going to fucking work you stupid cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Anyone got any recommendations for any decent telly tonight because I've a feeling this news is going to be drilled into our eyeballs, ad infinitum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Not a fan of the distant hangers on and parasites Panzer, however I have a lot of time for the Queen... Yes they live a decadent lifestyle and in this modern world Castles, Kings and Queens etc can seem a little ridiculous but she's served her Country and Commonwealth impeccably. Shame she has some utter cunts for children but that's not her fault. The Royal family are entwined in British culture and heritage whether you like it or not, and I'm sad at her passing, don't get me wrong 96 is a good age but I doubt we'll ever see a longer reign, which has been carried out so well. Pick up your Jamesons Panzer as I raise the Appleton Rum and toast the life of the Queen of Britain, Ireland, Jamaica and the rest of the commonwealth. God save the King. (Ps were still watching you). Your monarchy do tend to sit on carved wooden stools in grass huts though. Ours must seem a bit extravagant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Just now, Cunty BigBollox said: Anyone got any recommendations for any decent telly tonight because I've a feeling this news is going to be drilled into our eyeballs, ad infinitum. Yeah. Find the Top Gun sequel online. try not to type ‘Top Gin’ into the search bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 I'm sitting on a veranda of a Roman Villa in the Sabine hills with my 2nd bottle of red so excuse me if I couldn't give a cows cunt, anyone know the Arsenal score? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah. Find the Top Gun sequel online. try not to type ‘Top Gin’ into the search bar. The Search Bar? I don't think I've been to that one yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Your monarchy do tend to sit on carved wooden stools in grass huts though. Ours must seem a bit extravagant. I have Anglo Saxon genes Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I have Anglo Saxon genes Eric. I’ve got Levi’s and Wrangler. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Neil said: I'm sitting on a veranda of a Roman Villa in the Sabine hills with my 2nd bottle of red so excuse me if I couldn't give a cows cunt, anyone know the Arsenal score? And your on here, whilst on holiday, you fucking sad, fat bastard. I bet your strutting around in you outdated Aubameyang shirt aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 18 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Its alright chappy baby...soon you'll be supporting another grasping pair of hands and their decadent lifestyle..think on that this winter..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Panzer, I'm sure you, like me, living in a Republic, are glad you won't be contributing towards a very expensive funeral, and an even more expensive coronation. A Tippy-Toe & Vive to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 11 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm drinking cherry flavoured Pepsi Max tonight, how's that going to fucking work you stupid cunt? Fill your bath with the vile shit and drown yourself in it. 9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Anyone got any recommendations for any decent telly tonight because I've a feeling this news is going to be drilled into our eyeballs, ad infinitum. Please, just shut the fuck up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’ve got Levi’s and Wrangler. Were they a Viking Tribe? If your from Kent, you must descended from the Jutes. I've thought of a song... Eric the Jute, loves smoking a Zoot, Skunk or Hash, he'll give it bash. And that's it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Fill your bath with the vile shit and drown yourself in it. Please, just shut the fuck up. He's on one today it seems Ape, probably been drinking since 9am. What an idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 6 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Were they a Viking Tribe? If your from Kent, you must descended from the Jutes. I've thought of a song... Eric the Jute, loves smoking a Zoot, Skunk or Hash, he'll give it bash. And that's it. I shall inform Pam Ayres that there’s a new peoples laureate in town. I’m from Dartford. Classy or what.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 5 hours ago, Goober said: Have you seen her hands in this photo, LCS? Last time I saw hands like that they were attached to a corpse. I hope we get at least a week off work to mourn. I'm going to be distraught. Not. It looks like a classic case of hairy hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I shall inform Pam Ayres that there’s a new peoples laureate in town. I’m from Dartford. Classy or what.. He's from Dartford, and lives by the sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Just now, Old Chap Raasclaat said: He's from Dartford, and lives by the sword. If Frank played the drums, we could have a hit here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 25 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: And your on here, whilst on holiday, you fucking sad, fat bastard. I bet your strutting around in you outdated Aubameyang shirt aren't you? It's fucking dark, I've read my book and I'm seeing what's going on in the world via the WWW. I've eaten a superb meal and I haven't heard an English accent for nearly two full weeks, get fucked if your holiday consists of drinking shit lager surrounded by football shirt wearing fucking chavs. Buona notte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Couldn't agree more Neil, who wants to be around a load of classless British wankers on holiday, scoffing egg and chips and strutting around like tattooed clones. IIl mio respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 6 minutes ago, Neil said: It's fucking dark, I've read my book and I'm seeing what's going on in the world via the WWW. I've eaten a superb meal and I haven't heard an English accent for nearly two full weeks, get fucked if your holiday consists of drinking shit lager surrounded by football wearing fucking chavs. Buona notte Are you in Barmouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Panzer, I'm sure you, like me, living in a Republic, are glad you won't be contributing towards a very expensive funeral, and an even more expensive coronation. A Tippy-Toe & Vive to you. Drop in the ocean, Withers. It will be added onto our Kilimanjaro energy bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 5 hours ago, Goober said: Not. You seem to be trapped in 1991. Take off the cum-stained Bros T-shirt and you may tumble into 2022. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: who wants to be around a load of classless British wankers on holiday That's what I used to think, before encountering Krauts, Russkis, Chinks, Tojos, and - perhaps worst of all - Yank Spring Breakers. After enduring that lot, fat fucking Arsenal full kit wankers somehow don't seem nearly so bad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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