The Queen

[Last Cunt Standing]

12 hours ago, Wolfie said:

It's much respect to The Queen from me, so fuck the lot of you.

In spite of knocking on death's door just 48 hours before her death, cunnula bruises on her hands (as respectfully pointed out by the 'let's have some more kango steaks on the barbie mate' expat wanker @Last Cunt Standing), the frail old stalwart, against doctors' orders, still made one last gargantuan effort to serve her country by shaking hands with vile cunt Truss. What committment from someone clearly about to die.

This woman – with whom the great Churchill was the first of 15 PMs she has consecrated – has been a magnificant servant to our country all of her life, well before the Notting Hill Carnival metaphorically polluted our streets. You can bet she had strong opinons on the way her country has been overrun by immigrants, unnecessary war et al. but her consmate professionalism always prevented her from saying anything politically incorrect.

And what, pray tell, is a cunnula? Is it some weird portmanteau you’ve dreamt up to describe a device for delivering fluid into a Cunt? Perhaps you might use it in those fabled West Country suburbs to consummate a marriage? The famed razor intellect is having yet another off day. 

I had hoped I could hold out a little longer in ignoring your bullshit, but as you keep picking at the scab by citing me, while simultaneously making yourself look like a fucking yokel, I can’t really resist. And what is all this knicker-wetting misty-eyed shite about the Queen? I honestly couldn’t get through it without waves of nausea, though I concede that might be my Kango (sic) steak. 

I won’t keep you any longer. No doubt you’re lighting candles all over Chez Wolfie in your Union Jack pants while blubbing to Elton John. 

Get off your knees, man. It’s a fucking disgrace. 

[and]

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

You've always been one to throw 'gay' accuations about, Drew, in this instance because I went against the mill of opinion on this site and showed a mark of respect to a dead monarch worthy of it. I'm beginning to wonder whether your teenage 'he's gay, you're gay!' assestions are a hidden attempt to strengthen your own masculinity, because you're actually a raving faggot so ashamed of his drunken, late night gay porn bungalow wanks that it drives you to mock others. Come to think of it, never once have I heard you refer to a female in your life. Are you a repressed homosexual, offering male tenants reduced rent in exchange for blowjobs?

Fuckin' disgraceful accusations, from the cunt who spends his leisure time walking his Poodle as an excuse to trawl the public parks for random hook-ups with lonely sailors 🐩

[Wolfie]

1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

And what, pray tell, is a cunnula? Is it some weird portmanteau you’ve dreamt up to describe a device for delivering fluid into a Cunt? Perhaps you might use it in those fabled West Country suburbs to consummate a marriage? The famed razor intellect is having yet another off day. 

I had hoped I could hold out a little longer in ignoring your bullshit, but as you keep picking at the scab by citing me, while simultaneously making yourself look like a fucking yokel, I can’t really resist. And what is this knicker-wetting misty-eyed shite about the Queen? I honestly couldn’t get through it without waves of nausea, though I concede that might be my Kango (sic) steak. 

I won’t keep you any longer. No doubt you’re lighting candles all over Chez Wolfie in your Union Jack pants while blubbing to Elton John. 

Get off your knees, man. It’s a fucking disgrace. 

All of these words from Dr Verbose, based on a one-letter typo on my phone? Amazing.

It's a delight to see I continue to rile you with consummate ease.

[Last Cunt Standing]

2 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

All of these words from Dr Verbose, based on a one-letter typo on my phone? Amazing.

It's a delight to see I continue to rile you with consummate ease.

One letter, two words, what does it matter? You’ll be telling me next it’s all a matter of interpretation anyway as you reverse up a literal cul-de-sac like a scalded milkman. 

As I said, I won’t keep you. I’m sure you’ve got plenty to do. Colouring your merkin red, white and blue for starters. It’s what the old girl would have wanted.

Fuck off. 

[Wolfie]

7 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

One letter, two words, what does it matter? You’ll be telling me next it’s all a matter of interpretation anyway as you reverse up a literal cul-de-sac like a scalded milkman. 

As I said, I won’t keep you. I’m sure you’ve got plenty to do. Colouring your merkin red, white and blue for starters. It’s what the old girl would have wanted.

Fuck off. 

Thank you for proving my point rather well.

[Cuntybaws]

41 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Thank you for proving my point rather well.

When you aspire to be the judge of others' prose, and then fall short of perfection yourself, the best course of action is to take the resulting kicking like a man, in shamed silence.

Ask me how I know...

[Dave Umbongo]

2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

When you aspire to be the judge of others' prose, and then fall short of perfection yourself, the best course of action is to take the resulting kicking like a man, in shamed silence.

Ask me how I know...

If Wolfie did that I expect Ape would leap to his defence on his behalf like an obsessive little Barry Chuckle type character.

[Wolfie]

6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

When you aspire to be the judge of others' prose, and then fall short of perfection yourself, the best course of action is to take the resulting kicking like a man, in shamed silence.

Ask me how I know...

No thanks. I will however ask why you appear to have your beak firmly buried up the Doc's arse. Why, precisely?

[Cuntybaws]

6 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I will however ask why you appear to have your beak firmly buried up the Doc's arse. Why, precisely?

I doubt you'll find sufficient data points to support that general hypothesis, but in this particular instance it's because he's made you look like a fucking simpleton. (I was going to say "sap", but then I'd no doubt have been accused of rimming Frank too.)

[Stubby Pecker]

5 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Grotesque spectacle of opulence in a country where so many are struggling...royal family are no better than one of those beribboned African dictators who swans around in a new Mercedes while the poor and ignorant prop up the whole shitty mess.

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Finally something we agree on panzybaby

If one digs deeper into the privilege and wealth horded by the tiny minority in the UK, and in Ireland, no doubt, it'll make you puke.

There's more than enough money to go around to ensure everyone has everything they need.

 

[Wolfie]

6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I doubt you'll find sufficient data points to support that general hypothesis, but in this particular instance it's because he's made you look like a fucking simpleton. (I was going to say "sap", but then I'd no doubt have been accused of rimming Frank too.)

One typo. Hardly a basis for a verbose response which, contrary to your unwarranted opinon, barely decrees 'simpleton'. So, why do you continue to have your beak firmly buried up the Doc's arse, Baws? Are you hoping for some cheap accommodation in Western ‘Straya?

[Cuntybaws]

6 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

One typo. Hardly a basis for a verbose response which, contrary to your unwarranted opinon, barely decrees 'simpleton'. So, why do you continue to have your beak firmly buried up the Doc's arse, Baws? Are you hoping for some cheap accommodation in Western ‘Straya?

Grammatical and etymological arguments are my catnip, if not my kryptonite, and this one dates back to the "sphincter" episode the other week. Taken as a whole (no homonymic pun intended) there have been multiple faux pas, and you've been completely fucking roasted on all of them. That's obviously just my opinion, and you must feel free to disagree.

In the interests of fairness and balance I will happily stick my beak up your arse just as soon as you land a cogent blow of your own.

[Wolfie]

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Grammatical and etymological arguments are my catnip, if not my kryptonite, and this one dates back to the "sphincter" episode the other week. Taken as a whole (no homonymic pun intended) there have been multiple faux pas, and you've been completely fucking roasted on all of them. That's obviously just my opinion, and you must feel free to disagree.

In the interests of fairness and balance I will happily stick my beak up your arse just as soon as you land a cogent blow of your own.

I was willing to let the whole argument with Dr Verbose go, which you'd see had you bothered reading recent exchanges. Sadly, he couldn't let it go – hence the recent roastings from my perspective. I think you'll find it wasn't me who started the "sphincter" shite (no homonymic pun intended), only defending it once I was attacked for my lack of medical knowledge and apparent grammatical faux pas. You still haven't answered my question, so I'll just have to accept you're avoiding it.  

[Jake The Muss]

19 hours ago, Decimus said:

It's a shame she didn't have the decency to die in the bleak midwinter.

At least that way the thousands of fucking idiots who will camp outside Buck House for the five days before her funeral could have done us all the favour of freezing to death.

That did make me laugh ducks. I could even change my view of you on that one comment. A++

[Decimus]

17 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

That did make me laugh ducks. I could even change my view of you on that one comment. A++

Times up for "The Firm", Bend, it's already begun on the BBC. There's a small snippet on there quoting some split arse stating that it's a shame her daughter and her children will probably never see another Queen in their lifetime.

Old Liz was safe, she was a female for a start, and an institution. It won't be long until the mobs are baying about how unfair it is that a dynasty of privileged white men are about to hold the highest office in the land for at least the next 100 years. 

Give it twenty years and they'll be demanding the monarchy is abolished or that the next heir has to have his cock chopped off and put on a dress.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

If Wolfie did that I expect Ape would leap to his defence on his behalf like an obsessive little Barry Chuckle type character.

Tautology alert!

[Cuntybaws]

@King Billy I was going to start a rumour on Twitter that the Queen had just had her Covid jab, but even with an anonymous account and multiple proxies that's a good way to find a branch of the secret service you've never even heard of at your door.

[Decimus]

4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

@King Billy I was going to start a rumour on Twitter that the Queen had just had her Covid jab, but even with an anonymous account and multiple proxies that's a good way to find a branch of the secret service you've never even heard of at your door.

You think that's bad, I'd estimate I've only got a few days left until I've been "Eichmanned". 

At least it's not currently pissing it down in Tel Aviv.

[Cuntybaws]

48 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

 You still haven't answered my question, so I'll just have to accept you're avoiding it

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

because he's made you look like a fucking simpleton

 

 

[Decimus]

4 hours ago, Frank said:

Proper is suggesting (guessing) that Her Majesty took a fall after her brief meeting with the PM on Tuesday. You excitable sap. 

You fucking weasel.

[Frank]

Just now, Decimus said:

You fucking weasel.

Someone on here is gonna get it in the fucking ear this weekend. I'm sick of the lot of you.

[Decimus]

Just now, Frank said:

Someone on here is gonna get it in the fucking ear this weekend. I'm sick of the lot of you.

Feeble threats reminiscent of an impotent man assuring his missus that she is going to get a right fucking seeing to after MOTD has finished.

I don't think you've got it in you, you redundant old cunt. Change my mind.

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

7 minutes ago, Frank said:

Someone on here is gonna get it in the fucking ear this weekend. I'm sick of the lot of you.

Is that what you used to say back in the day Frank, coming from the mean streets and all that? Lol. 

[Eric Cuntman]

43 minutes ago, Decimus said:

You think that's bad, I'd estimate I've only got a few days left until I've been "Eichmanned". 

At least it's not currently pissing it down in Tel Aviv.

Imagine the shitstorm I’m facing. It’s like Rourke’s Drift outside my house.

[Wolfie]

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

 

 

Reasoning rejected. I don't interpret any of your words above as any kind of direct answer, but you've been determined to get Frank involved, so I suppose you've achieved this much.

Give it a rest, you geeky, laptop-carrying boring fucking cunt.