camberwell gypsy Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I fully expect Markle to claim the throne and blame racism when she doesn’t get it. It will be the Rastaration of the crown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 29 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't know what everybody's worried about. The old cunt's just shedding her skin, as these space lizards do every hundred years or so. Didn't she get trussed up on Monday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It will be the Rastaration of the crown. Where the hell have you been lately CG? The Queen is on her death bed and you've been in permanently pissed state for ages like Big Bollock. Are you a patriot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Penelope Alive said: Didn't she get trussed up on Monday? She was never the same after the 4th jab... I've no doubt you'll be dead soon also, have a nice evening. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 9 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Where the hell have you been lately CG? The Queen is on her death bed and you've been in permanently pissed state for ages like Big Bollock. Are you a patriot? In Tunisia. Far better than Cape Verde 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 32 minutes ago, Neil said: Last time an old Queen died in Scotland was when Julian Clary bombed at Glasgow Barrowlands You spelt 'bummed' wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 The trouble is, she hasn’t made any decent films. It’ll be brilliant when Clint Eastwood dies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Sending for the family, even the black sheep, sends a very strong signal. I’m afraid she’s dying, if not already dead. The Ravens are leaving the tower. The bats have left the bell tower. The victims have been bled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The bats have left the bell tower. The victims have been bled. Will she be meeting Freddie Mercury? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Penelope Alive said: Will she be meeting Freddie Mercury? Another One Bites The Dust? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1666668/will-we-get-day-off-when-Queen-dies-bank-holiday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 I'm glad the old fucking bag is dead, or very nearly so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Ding, dong the witch is dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 At least she did the decent thing before she went, told Boris to fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 28 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1666668/will-we-get-day-off-when-Queen-dies-bank-holiday Must be sad for you Pen. I mean this is your 4th monarch isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 No chance that woman has deteriorated that quickly; frail, but on her feet 2 days ago. Horseshit. BBC seem over prepared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 A toast... To the Queen and the Craft. The festive boards will never be the same again. Fuck off @PANZER MURPHY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Must be sad for you Pen. I mean this is your 4th monarch isn't it? 17th .. and your 22nd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Now we're all fucked. Possibly literally. Balmoral, 1997. Summer season. Throwing his eggs against the wall when they were slightly too hard, screaming at staff for not cleaning the fireplace to impossible standards. Lunatic, narcissist, closet homosexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm glad the old fucking bag is dead, or very nearly so. That's your MBE fucked then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 5 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: A toast... To the Queen and the Craft. The festive boards will never be the same again. Fuck off @PANZER MURPHY. Its alright chappy baby...soon you'll be supporting another grasping pair of hands and their decadent lifestyle..think on that this winter..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 In good time for the morning papers .. was she "helped" on her way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Oh for fucks sake. It's now going to be even more difficult for me to carry around small change in my pocket with coins that have got a lump on one side to accommodate the profile of jug-ears. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 What a great time to be alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Oh for fucks sake. It's now going to be even more difficult for me to carry around small change in my pocket with coins that have got a lump on one side to accommodate the profile of jug-ears. Please, just shut up and drink yourself to death, you fucking idiot. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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