Dave Umbongo Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 I have become increasingly aware of some punters bizarre fascination for the brown stuff - I find it quite repulsive. Anyhow, science has come up with the solution to satisfy your craving, https://news.sky.com/story/faecal-transplants-to-be-offered-to-hundreds-with-antibiotic-resistant-superbug-12685557 Eat shit, you weird cunts. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 Pile of shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 I honestly thought this nom. would receive more responses. I can only assume the majority of punters (except @Eric Cuntman) don't think this is a cunt and are eagerly looking forward to popping little pills containing their neighbours digested kebab and Guinness, Saturday morning shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I honestly thought this nom. would receive more responses. I can only assume the majority of punters (except @Eric Cuntman) don't think this is a cunt and are eagerly looking forward to popping little pills containing their neighbours digested kebab and Guinness, Saturday morning shit. Eat shit, CBB. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I honestly thought this nom. would receive more responses. I can only assume the majority of punters (except @Eric Cuntman) don't think this is a cunt and are eagerly looking forward to popping little pills containing their neighbours digested kebab and Guinness, Saturday morning shit. Have you considered the possibility that most people on here think you’re a desperately unfunny dickhead and that your nom isn’t worthy of comment? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 4 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Have you considered the possibility that most people on here think you’re a desperately unfunny dickhead and that your nom isn’t worthy of comment? I did consider it, briefly, at which point I had an equally brief insight into what it must feel like to be you, Ape. Now, be a good boring twat and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 16 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I honestly thought this nom. would receive more responses. I can only assume the majority of punters (except @Eric Cuntman) don't think this is a cunt and are eagerly looking forward to popping little pills containing their neighbours digested kebab and Guinness, Saturday morning shit. It will be lapped up by the same floppy, gormless ‘Student Gwaaarnt’ cunts who attend Glastonbury and convince themselves that the gram of sheep shit they bought from the security guard for £20 has got them wasted. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It will be lapped up by the same floppy, gormless ‘Student Gwaaarnt’ cunts who attend Glastonbury and convince themselves that the gram of sheep shit they bought from the security guard for £20 has got them wasted. Suspiciously specific coming from a cunt with an SIA license... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 Some believe drinking urine has health benefits. Menu: Drink - Piss, vintage 12 years - full bodied. Food - A shit bun. Colleen Roons had her placenta made into pills, I think Vix Bex aka posh did too - it makes your skin smooth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 Fart frangrance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, ProfB said: Some believe drinking urine has health benefits. Menu: Drink - Piss, vintage 12 years - full bodied. Food - A shit bun. Colleen Roons had her placenta made into pills, I think Vix Bex aka posh did too - it makes your skin smooth. Celebrities would eat their own head if it earned them five minutes of attention. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I did consider it, briefly, at which point I had an equally brief insight into what it must feel like to be you, Ape. Now, be a good boring twat and fuck off. Well, it’s a start. I’m sure that with a little more consideration it will become apparent what a desperately unfunny dickhead you are. Keep it up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 On 31/08/2022 at 06:37, Cunty BigBollox said: I have become increasingly aware of some punters bizarre fascination for the brown stuff - I find it quite repulsive. Anyhow, science has come up with the solution to satisfy your craving, https://news.sky.com/story/faecal-transplants-to-be-offered-to-hundreds-with-antibiotic-resistant-superbug-12685557 Eat shit, you weird cunts. Lol No thanks. They can stick their shit transplants up their arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 29 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Well, it’s a start. I’m sure that with a little more consideration it will become apparent what a desperately unfunny dickhead you are. Keep it up! If you think I'm a "desperately unfunny dickhead", why would you then encourage me to "keep it up"?, You weird little fucktard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 Its a brilliant nom Drew .. don't let Ape bully you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 5 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: Its a brilliant nom Drew .. don't let Ape bully you. Who is Drew, & why is your head on one side antelope? I love ape, he's so intelligent - I am a FAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 1 minute ago, ProfB said: Who is Drew, & why is your head on one side antelope? I love ape, he's so intelligent - I am a FAN. I can one hundred percent assure you that he also speaks very highly of you, Prof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 26 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: If you think I'm a "desperately unfunny dickhead", why would you then encourage me to "keep it up"?, You weird little fucktard. I think any normal person would have understood that you were being asked to keep on considering what a desperately unfunny dickhead you are, so that hopefully you’ll see what many others see. And I don’t think you’re a desperately unfunny dickhead - I know you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 23 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: Its a brilliant nom Drew .. don't let Ape bully you. Good evening, giant redwood cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 50 minutes ago, Decimus said: Good evening, giant redwood cock. Yo Woodentop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Penelope Alive said: Its a brilliant nom Drew .. don't let Ape bully you. Straight question. Do you think that your ringing endorsement strengthens this cunt’s current predicament? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 6 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Straight question. Do you think that your ringing endorsement strengthens this cunt’s current predicament? Straight answer, I would say it's going to have the exact opposite effect. Maybe that boring little cunt Ape is right about me*. (* of course he fucking isn't) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 15 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Straight answer, I would say it's going to have the exact opposite effect. Maybe that boring little cunt Ape is right about me*. (* of course he fucking isn't) What on earth possessed you to go with this absurd asterisk nonsense? Early morning slug of vodka? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 12 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What on earth possessed you to go with this absurd asterisk nonsense? Early morning slug of vodka? Be careful, he might start using it as his trade mark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 42 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: Be careful, he might start using it as his trade mark. He’s already got a trademark - all his posts are unswervingly idiotic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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