Jiggerycock Posted August 30, 2022 Report Share Posted August 30, 2022 On 26/08/2022 at 17:06, Lord Cuntingdon III said: Ha, that made me smile, Jiggers. I remember that pathetic arse-munching shit-cunt and his attempts at disrupting The Corner. He went the way of the Dodo. Me and BigVern hunted him down on the YouTubes and he started bitch-whining to the admins. Fucking idiot. Those were the good old days when you could really fuck someone in the arse on social media. @Cuntybaws Here you go matey 'Course, it's probably all Esperanto to you, but as the argot of today has it 'if you know, you know' .......and fuck if it leaves everyone else staring at like an Eskimo would the Eiffel Tower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 30, 2022 Report Share Posted August 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: @Cuntybaws Here you go matey 'Course, it's probably all Esperanto to you, but as the argot of today has it 'if you know, you know' .......and fuck if it leaves everyone else staring at like an Eskimo would the Eiffel Tower. Sorry, no speakee dago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 30, 2022 Report Share Posted August 30, 2022 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Sorry, no speakee dago. Lizzie Cundy having 'best sex' of her life with 'squeaky' new vagina: She told the UK edition of Closer magazine: "I feel like a new woman with my super vagina! It's so tight, it squeaks when I walk - I can barely sit down. YIKES, wait until big Kazza hears about having her fanny tasered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 30, 2022 Report Share Posted August 30, 2022 22 minutes ago, ProfB said: Lizzie Cundy having 'best sex' of her life with 'squeaky' new vagina: She told the UK edition of Closer magazine: "I feel like a new woman with my super vagina! It's so tight, it squeaks when I walk - I can barely sit down. YIKES, wait until big Kazza hears about having her fanny tasered. Cundy's super cunty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 30, 2022 Report Share Posted August 30, 2022 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cundy's super cunty A squeaky, noisy fanny - I don't think Cuntspotter would allow her to join the Corner - he has his morals I think - or at least he told me he was doing low carbs. I don't think he'd OK Cundy - because when anything squeaks it means it's not paid for, & Spotto won't allow the corner to be invaded by fannies on credit, or stolen fannies. He's a man of principles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 30, 2022 Report Share Posted August 30, 2022 43 minutes ago, ProfB said: A squeaky, noisy fanny - I don't think Cuntspotter would allow her to join the Corner - he has his morals I think - or at least he told me he was doing low carbs. I don't think he'd OK Cundy - because when anything squeaks it means it's not paid for, & Spotto won't allow the corner to be invaded by fannies on credit, or stolen fannies. He's a man of principles. He only fucking logs in twice a year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He only fucking logs in twice a year. He's admin, & he's given me some great advice. I wonder why only twice a year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 30 minutes ago, ProfB said: He's admin, & he's given me some great advice. I wonder why only twice a year? Because the internet sattelites only pass over Wales a couple of times a year. Like other third world countries. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 I was on the downs taking photos with my camera when a man came up to me and said "You look like a pro", "yes I am I replied", he said "how much do you charge?". I said "About £1,000 for a wedding and reception", "fuck that" he replied "I was thinking about ten quid for a blow job.". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 4 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: I was on the downs taking photos with my camera when a man came up to me and said "You look like a pro", "yes I am I replied", he said "how much do you charge?". I said "About £1,000 for a wedding and reception", "fuck that" he replied "I was thinking about ten quid for a blow job.". This is how this pile of shite should have read…. I have Downs. I was out taking photos with my Box Brownie on my head, using my enormous dick as the third tripod leg. Another man (just like me) came up to me and said ‘You look like a freaky fucking 200 year old man’. ‘Yes I am I said.’ ‘Why are you wearing womens clothes, when you’ve got that massive cock between your legs?’ he asked. ‘Tickets please I replied’. ‘Fuck you big dick you boring cunt’. he replied. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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