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12 minutes ago, Lord Cuntingdon III said:

Ha, that made me smile, Jiggers.  I remember that pathetic arse-munching shit-cunt and his attempts at disrupting The Corner.  He went the way of the Dodo.  Me and BigVern hunted him down on the YouTubes and he started bitch-whining to the admins.  Fucking idiot.  Those were the good old days when you could really fuck someone in the arse on social media.

And you should know. You’ve had your arse kicked on here enough times… because we’re Betterthanyou.

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21 minutes ago, Lord Cuntingdon III said:

Ha, that made me smile, Jiggers.  I remember that pathetic arse-munching shit-cunt and his attempts at disrupting The Corner.  He went the way of the Dodo.  Me and BigVern hunted him down on the YouTubes and he started bitch-whining to the admins.  Fucking idiot.  Those were the good old days when you could really fuck someone in the arse on social media.

A fascinating trip down memory lane. Anymore 'Just William-The Noughties Years' tales to regale us with?

Listen, I don't care who you are, who you were, when you were here or when you were there. Until you make me laugh you consider yourself to be my number one target. 

Idiotic cunt.

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3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

A fascinating trip down memory lane. Anymore 'Just William-The Noughties Years' tales to regale us with?

Listen, I don't care who you are, who you were, when you were here or when you were there. Until you make me laugh you consider yourself to be my number one target. 

Idiotic cunt.

Deci, 12.5k posts and you have never made me laugh once you preening fuck-munster.  Run along now and let the adults discuss discourse way beyond your three-year old mentality.  Fuck me....is that shit the best you can come up with! If I was looking for laughs I would ask your wife for a picture of your shrivalled, non-operating cock!

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19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And you should know. You’ve had your arse kicked on here enough times… because we’re Betterthanyou.

Is that an account of someone who really embarrased you on The Corner, Eric?  Perhaps a romantic, man-o-man type relationship and the user rejected your heavy-handed attempts ar courtship. No idea what the fuck you are on about you spergy-cunt, but take solace in the knowledge that the lover who rejected you may try and re-engage with you.  I use this site so sparingly that my accounts get deleted probably.  Unlike you other regulars I genuinely don't give a fuck about this site, about you and any other cunt here.  Fucking saddos!

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6 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Brilliant, have you got any good knock-knock jokes?

Yeah, "Knock, knock".  "Fuck of Deci, you unfunny cunt".  *Wait for Deci's pathetic reply saying, "Don't know you", "You not funny like me".  Blah, blah, blah!

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6 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

 Fuck me, you'll be on about the Bodrachowski wars next!

Eeee now he WAS a fuckwit and a half!

You might have to elaborate for us relative newbies, Jigs. The sole remaining reference here is vague at best, and the internet as a whole has largely forgotten Holy Moly.

 

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4 minutes ago, Lord Cuntingdon III said:

Is that an account of someone who really embarrased you on The Corner, Eric?  Perhaps a romantic, man-o-man type relationship and the user rejected your heavy-handed attempts ar courtship. No idea what the fuck you are on about you spergy-cunt, but take solace in the knowledge that the lover who rejected you may try and re-engage with you.  I use this site so sparingly that my accounts get deleted probably.  Unlike you other regulars I genuinely don't give a fuck about this site, about you and any other cunt here.  Fucking saddos!

Quite the assumption to conclude it was another punter so quickly...

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12 minutes ago, Lord Cuntingdon III said:

Is that an account of someone who really embarrased you on The Corner, Eric?  Perhaps a romantic, man-o-man type relationship and the user rejected your heavy-handed attempts ar courtship. No idea what the fuck you are on about you spergy-cunt, but take solace in the knowledge that the lover who rejected you may try and re-engage with you.  I use this site so sparingly that my accounts get deleted probably.  Unlike you other regulars I genuinely don't give a fuck about this site, about you and any other cunt here.  Fucking saddos!

If I could potentially make an observation without attracting undue opprobrium, you're not exactly covering yourself in glory here. Far be it from me to don the grammar Nazi mantle, but there's a certain irony to the misspelling of "embarrassed".

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6 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Quite the assumption to conclude it was another punter so quickly...

He’s talking about the time I was at war with Pen, and I PMd his ‘Betterthanyou’ ID and asked if he wanted to join in, as he was also at loggerheads with her at the time.

 He now believes this is some big time nugget of blackmail that will have me trembling. (I spoke to Pen about it 2 years ago).

am I warm @Lord Cuntingdon III?

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1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He’s talking about the time I was at war with Pen, and I PMd his ‘Betterthanyou’ ID and asked if he wanted to join in, as he was also at loggerheads with her at the time.

 He now believes this is some big time nugget of blackmail that will have me trembling. (I spoke to Pen about it 2 years ago).

am I warm @Lord Cuntingdon III?

That genuinely made me laugh out loud, Eric.....I like you....Hell you can come over and fuck my sister!

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4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

If I could potentially make an observation without attracting undue opprobrium, you're not exactly covering yourself in glory here. Far be it from me to don the grammar Nazi mantle, but there's a certain irony to the misspelling of "embarrassed".

Cunty, you try and write proper grammar after a bottle of Presseco.  I am fucking trying you know!

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Listen up Spazzo's.  Stop spoon feeding that baby mush into your unemployed, drink / drug fuelled benders mouths and look who's on the "Who's hot" list.  Yep, that's me motherfuckers!  You all wish, and I mean "wish", you had the cunning, nounce and dare I say it, intellect, to come on this site and own your worthless arses!  Yes, yes we can argue the point......but lets face it, you have enjoyed my interactions.  Special one time offer.....I can send signed autographs of "Lord Cuntingdon III Knows Best" t-shirts I have had knocked up. First response to this gets a freebie!  Come on...you know you all wanna!

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On 26/08/2022 at 17:36, Lord Cuntingdon III said:

Deci, 12.5k posts and you have never made me laugh once you preening fuck-munster.  Run along now and let the adults discuss discourse way beyond your three-year old mentality.  Fuck me....is that shit the best you can come up with! If I was looking for laughs I would ask your wife for a picture of your shrivalled, non-operating cock!

I think you have the duck in your pocket. I have you ahead on points.. but the duck will have a couple of haymakers and his beak butt can be devastating. 

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25 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

I think you have the duck in your pocket. I have you ahead on points.. but the duck will have a couple of haymakers and his beak butt can be devastating. 

Bend, look back through the archives, I've never been bested. I may have lost the odd battle but I've certainly never lost a war.

This cunt is small fry compared to some of the titans I've taken on and soundly thrashed. 

Show some fucking respect.

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On 22/08/2022 at 22:59, Guest Jimmy Neutron said:

Don't, and I mean don't get me started on this.......quite literally the worst thing in the world

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They don't have condoms in porn - it's Willies & Fannies & Bums & Tits. - Everything but condoms really - a giraffe is more likely to be seen in porn than a condom - or oven gloves, a bicycle pump, an hairnet - never a condom, unless over someone's head - is that what you meant?

I'll get you started, alright with a swift kick up the jacksy.

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21 hours ago, Decimus said:

Bend, look back through the archives, I've never been bested. I may have lost the odd battle but I've certainly never lost a war.

This cunt is small fry compared to some of the titans I've taken on and soundly thrashed. 

Show some fucking respect.

I have to admit, you do end up thrashing them in a "roundabout" sort of way. 

Fuck off.

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23 hours ago, Decimus said:

Bend, look back through the archives, I've never been bested. I may have lost the odd battle but I've certainly never lost a war.

This cunt is small fry compared to some of the titans I've taken on and soundly thrashed. 

Show some fucking respect.

Battles and wars Ducks ? the last time i checked, this was an alt fringe site populated by mostly learned spastics.

Who do you think you are...Napoleon Bonaparte.

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