Guest Jimmy Neutron Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Don't, and I mean don't get me started on this.......quite literally the worst thing in the world 🤢🤢🤢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Jimmy Neutron said: Don't, and I mean don't get me started on this.......quite literally the worst thing in the world 🤢🤢🤢 Tomorrow you'll be gone you feckless retard. Stop disappointing your family and turn your life around . . kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimmy Neutron Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Tomorrow you'll be gone you feckless retard. Stop disappointing your family and turn your life around . . kill yourself. Nobodies taking to you, you boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Tomorrow you'll be gone you feckless retard. Stop disappointing your family and turn your life around . . kill yourself. He's a man on a mission, PC. We are but two humble spectators to a clash of titans, or something. The rules don't apply to Jimmy, because he isn't here to play by them. He's a suicide cunter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 23, 2022 Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 I can imagine condoms would have been very useful for your parents......., and for us too if they had used any. Fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 23, 2022 Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 Morning @Mrs Roops…it’s time for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2022 Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 22 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Tomorrow you'll be gone you feckless retard. Stop disappointing your family and turn your life around . . kill yourself. Give me back my crystal ball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 On 22/08/2022 at 22:59, Guest Jimmy Neutron said: Don't, and I mean don't get me started on this.......quite literally the worst thing in the world 🤢🤢🤢 I must admit, I read the nom’s title as “Condoms in Popcorn” - thought surprising, yet not really much of a shocker, given the pedo/deviated sexual goings on these days, which we are all witnessing with disgust everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord Cuntingdon III Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 Condoms in porn? What sort of nauseating fuck-wittery is this? That's like inviting vegans to a BBQ. Fuck off you simpering lick-spittle. Lord Cuntingdon III has spoken. Case closed, peasant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 21 minutes ago, Lord Cuntingdon III said: Lord Cuntingdon III has spoken. Case closed, peasant! When I read this I thought you were someone who'd been on here for ages, you know, someone who's word carries weight etc. I looked at your profile and saw you've posted twice and came to this conclusion... You are a corner veteran, who's been banned and returned under a new alias, or you are some sort of jumped up, over excited wanker with a high opinion of himself. Which is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 8 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You are a corner veteran, who's been banned and returned under a new alias, or you are some sort of jumped up, over excited wanker with a high opinion of himself. Which is it? That's not necessarily an either / or scenario. By way of example, we all live in dread of Ding returning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord Cuntingdon III Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 Raasclaat, it is a singular pleasure to make your acquaintance, Sir. I would say I am an old hand who remembers when Cunts Corner was hosted by the depraved wannbees at Holymoly back in 2006, but I do not "indulge" so to speak and have remained a shadow in the dark, lurking. I look in from time to time but am always depressed to see the same old faces saying the same old shit, insulting the same old people, ad-nauseam! Recently I have seen some rather interesting posts and thought I would participate like the old days. I can assure I have never been banned or using a new account. Take it or leave it: It is the truth! Now, go forth and fornicate you son of a worthless goat! I believe that is the "street" vernacular you are all so besotted by! I wish you and your brethren a good evening! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Lord Cuntingdon III said: Raasclaat, it is a singular pleasure to make your acquaintance, Sir. I would say I am an old hand who remembers when Cunts Corner was hosted by the depraved wannbees at Holymoly back in 2006, but I do not "indulage" so to speak and have remained a shadow in the dark, lurking. I look in from time to time but am always depressed to see the same old faces saying the same old shit, insulting the same old people, ad-nauseam! Recently I have seen some rather interesting posts and thought I would participate like the old days. I can assure I have never been banned or using a new account. Take it or leave it: It is the truth! Now, go forth and fornicate you son of a worthless goat! I believe that is the "street" vernacular you are all so besotted by! I wish you and your brethen and good evening! What a pleasant man you appear to be LC... I think we're going to mates, do you like curry goat with rice and peas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 9 minutes ago, Lord Cuntingdon III said: I look in from time to time but am always depressed to see the same old faces saying the same old shit, insulting the same old people, ad-nauseam! I think he's talking about you Decimus & Wolfie 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 1 minute ago, cunt said: @Decimus @Wolfie etc. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Fuck off. Too close to home, eh? 😏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 12 minutes ago, Lord Cuntingdon III said: Raasclaat, it is a singular pleasure to make your acquaintance, Sir. I would say I am an old hand who remembers when Cunts Corner was hosted by the depraved wannbees at Holymoly back in 2006, but I do not "indulge" so to speak and have remained a shadow in the dark, lurking. I look in from time to time but am always depressed to see the same old faces saying the same old shit, insulting the same old people, ad-nauseam! Recently I have seen some rather interesting posts and thought I would participate like the old days. I can assure I have never been banned or using a new account. Take it or leave it: It is the truth! Now, go forth and fornicate you son of a worthless goat! I believe that is the "street" vernacular you are all so besotted by! I wish you and your brethren a good evening! Your avatar is reminiscent of both ‘Gurt’ and ‘Extremecunt’. But you’re not disgusting enough to be the former, or pharmaceutically compromised enough to be the latter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord Cuntingdon III Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 Raasclat, I must apologise for that previous comment of "wortheless goat". How insensitive of me. I did not think for one moment of any potential Jamacian friends who may attend, pardon me, the "Vagina Corner". I will not use that deplorable word, c***s", unfortunately. My sensibilities forbid it! I am quite partial to a curried goat and certainly rice and peas is a must with any sort of goat + accompaniment dish. I look forward to future missives with you and the worthy "crew" who attain enlightment under this formiddable banner of "The Corner". Sincerley and eternally your friend Lord C III Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord Cuntingdon III Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Your avatar is reminiscent of both ‘Gurt’ and ‘Extremecunt’. But you’re not disgusting enough to be the former, or pharmaceutically compromised enough to be the latter. Eric, what a pleasure to meet you and appreciate your input which has allowed me to spread the wings of friendship and eternal bonds of "The Corner". I do not know anyone by the uncouth names of "Gurt" or "Extremecunt", what vulgar names, and I hope both their parents die horribly in extreme yachting accidents! That being said, and to hold out hands of new friendship I say, let bygones by bygones. They are not worthy or your wrath and surely compared to your singular wit are not worthy of attention. Blessed be they who in the name of God, yadda, yadda, yadda, I forget the quote, but I am sure for unworthies like said people, they will die in povety as they rightfully deserve! Your friend and servant Lord C III Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, Lord Cuntingdon III said: Eric, what a pleasure to meet you and appreciate your input which has allowed me to spread the wings of friendship and eternal bonds of "The Corner". I do not know anyone by the uncouth names of "Gurt" or "Extremecunt", what vulgar names, and I hope both their parents die horribly in extreme yachting accidents! That being said, and to hold out hands of new friendship I say, let bygones by bygones. They are not worthy or your wrath and surely compared to your singular wit are not worthy of attention. Blessed be they who in the name of God, yadda, yadda, yadda, I forget the quote, but I am sure for unworthies like said people, they will die in povety as they rightfully deserve! Your friend and servant Lord C III Fucking hell. Somebody dug up Luke Swarm and cross pollinated him with Samuel Johnson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord Cuntingdon III Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking hell. Somebody dug up Luke Swarm and cross pollinated him with Samuel Johnson. Dear Eric, I am familiar with Dr Johnson: Please use his proper title thank you (he did create the Dictionary after all), and I do appreciate your comparison, but is using non-offensive language such a chore? I could resort to such imaginations as, "Your bum smells", or "You have a small such-and-such", but aren't we going backwards? In other words. To wit, I shall indulge and please people: I have been forced to use such sentances as...Go and fuck your mother you inspid, dry-boned, cunt-licker of an Albanese slave herder! Your friend Lord C III Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 5 minutes ago, Lord Cuntingdon III said: Dear Eric, I am familiar with Dr Johnson: Please use his proper title thank you (he did create the Dictionary after all), and I do appreciate your comparison, but is using non-offensive language such a chore? I could resort to such imaginations as, "Your bum smells", or "You have a small such-and-such", but aren't we going backwards? In other words. To wit, I shall indulge and please people: I have been forced to use such sentances as...Go and fuck your mother you inspid, dry-boned, cunt-licker of an Albanese slave herder! Your friend Lord C III I love the last sentance. Dr Johnson indeed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord Cuntingdon III Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 Dear friend Eric, thank you. I knew after our first correspondence, as to wit, Mr Raastclat, we could make a go of this ammenable friendship. The "Ladies Privates Corner" is not such an intimating place as I originally thought, and I will be recommending it to all my servants as a way of purging their inner sins. Obviously they are not as rich, good-looking, successful or powerful as me but they will appreciate, I am sure, the begrudging respect that has been offered to me. Unlike me, you can use these flotsam and jetsam as you see fit. Please indulge your most based language and inner feelings towards them. They are just servants after all and you can treat them as I treat them. Thank you all, "Ladies, Private Parts Corner". I shall not forget this honerable accomodation you have granted me. If anyone disagrees with me they can, consume my pulverulence . I bid you farewell and good acceptance. Yours truely Lord C III Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 17 hours ago, Lord Cuntingdon III said: Raasclaat, it is a singular pleasure to make your acquaintance, Sir. I would say I am an old hand who remembers when Cunts Corner was hosted by the depraved wannbees at Holymoly back in 2006, but I do not "indulge" so to speak and have remained a shadow in the dark, lurking. I look in from time to time but am always depressed to see the same old faces saying the same old shit, insulting the same old people, ad-nauseam! Recently I have seen some rather interesting posts and thought I would participate like the old days. I can assure I have never been banned or using a new account. Take it or leave it: It is the truth! Now, go forth and fornicate you son of a worthless goat! I believe that is the "street" vernacular you are all so besotted by! I wish you and your brethren a good evening! Fuck me, you'll be on about the Bodrachowski wars next! Eeee now he WAS a fuckwit and a half! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord Cuntingdon III Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 6 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Fuck me, you'll be on about the Bodrachowski wars next! Eeee now he WAS a fuckwit and a half! Ha, that made me smile, Jiggers. I remember that pathetic arse-munching shit-cunt and his attempts at disrupting The Corner. He went the way of the Dodo. Me and BigVern hunted him down on the YouTubes and he started bitch-whining to the admins. Fucking idiot. Those were the good old days when you could really fuck someone in the arse on social media. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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