Neil Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 Fucking hell, I had no idea that these cunts winning footy match would lead to such hysteria. The cunts reactions on TV & radio this week have been staggering. I now realise that as a man I've now been rendered as fucking useless,unwanted and surplus to requirements as have you lot. So it's time to stand down from duties and leave it to the new generation of 'strong,empowered and completely capable women'. Mens sport is now out of bounds as the women are better and more successful in all disciplines. Bend over chaps and bite that pillow as you're now redundant. Screechy cunts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 And to cap it all, they're also very capable at washing and ironing their own kit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 8 hours ago, Neil said: Fucking hell, I had no idea that these cunts winning footy match would lead to such hysteria. The cunts reactions on TV & radio this week have been staggering. I now realise that as a man I've now been rendered as fucking useless,unwanted and surplus to requirements as have you lot. So it's time to stand down from duties and leave it to the new generation of 'strong,empowered and completely capable women'. Mens sport is now out of bounds as the women are better and more successful in all disciplines. Bend over chaps and bite that pillow as you're now redundant. Screechy cunts. You can always train for the S14 swimming. Just watched it on the Commonwealth Games. Apparently S14 is for the 'intellectually impaired' for fuck sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You can always train for the S14 swimming. Just watched it on the Commonwealth Games. Apparently S14 is for the 'intellectually impaired' for fuck sake. I noticed a raspberry in the commentary box for the beeb. She was fucking useless and kept getting her words mixed up. It was only when I saw the swimmers with one leg I realised there were fucking loads of 'em. The swimming for the one armed ones takes place in a round pool, fastest lap wins. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 18 minutes ago, Neil said: I noticed a raspberry in the commentary box for the beeb. She was fucking useless and kept getting her words mixed up. It was only when I saw the swimmers with one leg I realised there were fucking loads of 'em. The swimming for the one armed ones takes place in a round pool, fastest lap wins. How does someone qualify for the S14? Do you turn up at registration, belming like Joey Deacon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 25 minutes ago, Neil said: I noticed a raspberry in the commentary box for the beeb. She was fucking useless and kept getting her words mixed up. It was only when I saw the swimmers with one leg I realised there were fucking loads of 'em. The swimming for the one armed ones takes place in a round pool, fastest lap wins. I guess the swimming for the limbless would be the 100metre bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I guess the swimming for the limbless would be the 100metre bob. The limbless ones get cramp in their ears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: How does someone qualify for the S14? Do you turn up at registration, belming like Joey Deacon? No, you just have to swim slightly better than Stuart Lubbock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 Have you noticed that they now announce at the medal ceremony "Those who can would you please now stand for the national anthem". Nice to know that they're looking out for the cunts who've been on the piss all day and are wankered. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 31 minutes ago, Neil said: Have you noticed that they now announce at the medal ceremony "Those who can would you please now stand for the national anthem". Otherwise fuck off and come back next week where you belong in the Parawhetever it’s called spaz event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Neil said: The swimming for the one armed ones takes place in a round pool, fastest lap wins. Wins a can of vegetable soup, to avoid any confusion in the future if anyone wondered which event the trophy was for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: No, you just have to swim slightly better than Stuart Lubbock. Not sink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 4, 2022 Report Share Posted August 4, 2022 19 hours ago, Neil said: Fucking hell, I had no idea that these cunts winning footy match would lead to such hysteria. The cunts reactions on TV & radio this week have been staggering. I now realise that as a man I've now been rendered as fucking useless,unwanted and surplus to requirements as have you lot. So it's time to stand down from duties and leave it to the new generation of 'strong,empowered and completely capable women'. Mens sport is now out of bounds as the women are better and more successful in all disciplines. Bend over chaps and bite that pillow as you're now redundant. Screechy cunts. Everyone loves a winner! It’s football and England…. Three lions on a shirt!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted August 4, 2022 Report Share Posted August 4, 2022 22 hours ago, Neil said: Fucking hell, I had no idea that these cunts winning footy match would lead to such hysteria. The cunts reactions on TV & radio this week have been staggering. I now realise that as a man I've now been rendered as fucking useless,unwanted and surplus to requirements as have you lot. So it's time to stand down from duties and leave it to the new generation of 'strong,empowered and completely capable women'. Mens sport is now out of bounds as the women are better and more successful in all disciplines. Bend over chaps and bite that pillow as you're now redundant. Screechy cunts. Let's see how our slitty overlords fare on the North Sea rigs, or when a new dam needs to be built. They can try to take over all they like, but as long as engineering is a thing, they'll always be fucked without men. I've never encountered a women who could explain even the most rudimentary pulley system. Can't lift the rocks, can't build the machine that will lift the rocks for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Let's see how our slitty overlords fare on the North Sea rigs, or when a new dam needs to be built. They can try to take over all they like, but as long as engineering is a thing, they'll always be fucked without men. I've never encountered a women who could explain even the most rudimentary pulley system. Can't lift the rocks, can't build the machine that will lift the rocks for them. Or understands how a central heating thermostat works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted August 4, 2022 Report Share Posted August 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Neil said: Or understands how a central heating thermostat works. They seem to understand well enough how to turn the fucking thing up, but turning it down seems to be beyond them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 4, 2022 Report Share Posted August 4, 2022 14 hours ago, King Billy said: a can of vegetable soup Soup for, or made from vegetables? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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