ProfB Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 On 14/08/2022 at 07:04, Penelope Alive said: Let's talk Brexit. Let's talk cocks - please PM me a pic of yours antelope 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 On 05/08/2022 at 17:25, Wolfie said: I can imagine R-soles now, bespoke mobile phone holster-turned quick release poo bag dispenser around his waist, donning military camo gear to blend into his surroundings, waiting until dog owners turn their backs for five seconds. As much as I despise the thick cunt, he does deserve some credit for sniffing out an opportunity. Is it just me, or does R-Soles recent cosying up to Frank coincide with the revelation that he now owns what appears to be the most sexually promiscuous gay dog in Christendom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 51 minutes ago, Decimus said: Is it just me, or does R-Soles recent cosying up to Frank coincide with the revelation that he now owns what appears to be the most sexually promiscuous gay dog in Christendom? I bet he’s called it ‘Evangelos’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: Is it just me, or does R-Soles recent cosying up to Frank coincide with the revelation that he now owns what appears to be the most sexually promiscuous gay dog in Christendom? It's most definitely become a little more than coincidental. @cunt wouldn't be the first toilet attendant Frank has attracted recently... literally. It could be a match made in heaven: 'Kleftiko & Captain Bonio'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I bet he’s called it ‘Evangelos’. 'Fangelis'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 49 minutes ago, Wolfie said: 'Fangelis'. £475 collar from Fendi. Three month waiting list. But we just don’t get it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: £475 collar from Fendi. Three month waiting list. But we just don’t get it.. £330. Tick repelling Amethyst pearls and Aventurine necklace. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 52 minutes ago, Frank said: £330. Tick repelling Amethyst pearls and Aventurine necklace. Naturally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I bet he’s called it ‘Evangelos’. I bet he's called it 'Andbummey' so he can run around the park shouting for it to "Come here ......." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 42 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I bet he's called it 'Andbummey' so he can run around the park shouting for it to "Come here ......." You absolute wanker. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 48 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I bet he's called it 'Andbummey' so he can run around the park shouting for it to "Come here ......." Utter shite. Get back on the booze. Never mind what the doctor says. Alex Higgins was fuck all use sober and neither are you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I bet he's called it 'Andbummey' so he can run around the park shouting for it to "Come here ......." Jesus fucking Christ, have you been possessed by the ghost of Barry Chuckle? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 3 hours ago, Frank said: £330. Tick repelling Amethyst pearls and Aventurine necklace. What’s more concerning than the fact that you clearly disrobed before cavorting with the rat, in filth, is the fact that there is a clearly removed orange ankle tag next to your Primark denim shirt. Do enlighten us all as to what offence caused it’s attachment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: What’s more concerning than the fact that you clearly disrobed before cavorting with the rat, in filth, is the fact that there is a clearly removed orange ankle tag next to your Primark denim shirt. Do enlighten us all as to what offence caused it’s attachment. @Frank…make this explanation good, because (points at temple) I’m getting the word…’wrong’un!’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 17 hours ago, Frank said: £330. Tick repelling Amethyst pearls and Aventurine necklace. Karl Faberge’s successors do a nice line in exclusive canine leather goods. The ‘little Tzarena’. Adorned with flea repellent oval cut uraniums, mounted in 24 ct pyrite. Studded around a collar stitched from donated human skin. €13,280 per tailored collar. Or you can get a black one for €6.50. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 On 16/08/2022 at 16:33, Frank said: £330. Tick repelling Amethyst pearls and Aventurine necklace. I can't help but think that as a wealthy sex tourist, your efforts are completely wasted on your usual Indochinese haunts. Have some of this and reconsider your itinerary: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I can't help but think that as a wealthy sex tourist, your efforts are completely wasted on your usual Indochinese haunts. Have some of this and reconsider your itinerary: I’m in trouble decs. My business electricity bill has increased from 75k to 450k pa on a 2 year contract. That’s a 640 percent increase! Who do I turn to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 5 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m in trouble decs. My business electricity bill has increased from 75k to 450k pa on a 2 year contract. That’s a 640 percent increase! Who do I turn to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 9 hours ago, Frank said: I’m in trouble decs. My business electricity bill has increased from 75k to 450k pa on a 2 year contract. That’s a 640 percent increase! Who do I turn to? If it were anybody but you, I would have suggested turning off all your chest freezers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 11 hours ago, Decimus said: Mind your own fucking business. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 13 hours ago, Frank said: I’m in trouble decs. My business electricity bill has increased from 75k to 450k pa on a 2 year contract. That’s a 640 percent increase! Who do I turn to? The only number in your life relevant to 450,000 is the amount of sperm swimming up your arsehole this morning. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: The only number in your life relevant to 450,000 is the amount of sperm swimming up your arsehole this morning. Fuck off. Good afternoon Mr Wiffles 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: The only number in your life relevant to 450,000 is the amount of sperm swimming up your arsehole this morning. Fuck off. And you're the sort of pedantic cunt who would've counted them 🤓 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 14 hours ago, Frank said: I’m in trouble decs. My business electricity bill has increased from 75k to 450k pa on a 2 year contract. That’s a 640 percent increase! Who do I turn to? That’s terrible news, Frank. Do you think you can reliably offshore your wigs’ maintenance costs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 1 hour ago, cunt said: And you're the sort of pedantic cunt who would've counted them 🤓 Counted and tasted them one by one. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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