King Billy Posted September 16, 2022 Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 9 hours ago, Frank said: Your contributions are mostly made up of brown-nosing my right-hand man, Eric Cuntman. If it makes me feel sick, God knows what it’s doing to poor EC. Give it a rest. Shut the fuck up you Vrykolacas cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 16, 2022 Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Shut the fuck up you Vrykolacas cunt. Niche. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 16, 2022 Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Perhaps the least self-aware comment ever posted on these hallowed pages. Are you a sentient life form? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 16, 2022 Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Stubby, finally lost for words. Thank fuck. Withers; the stench of garlic, freshly buggered geese, and cowardice Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2022 Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Niche. Definitely the best philosopher. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2022 Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 On 02/08/2022 at 22:18, southerncunt said: Back on topic, what the fuck is going on with Alpine? Al who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 On 16/09/2022 at 16:45, Wolfie said: Good God. What an angry, irritable, humourless toad you prove to be time and again, Dr Cunt. All Raas asked is which sports you like, and you've almost bitten his face off for it. As one of the site's most neutral and impartial posters, RK also seems fairly undeserving of your second mini hissy fit. Roops pushed you into a complete meltdown (leading to the emergence of your new moniker & avatar) a little over two years ago, when your anger got the better of you, and I've twice torn you a new arsehole because your vexing nature is so easily exposed. Calm the fuck down, you rattled little brat. You're the closest I've ever seen on this website to a teegage girl whose Christmas present failed to meet expectations. You late night, drunken, angry gobshite. Marvellous. That my presence here seems to make you so furious is a joy to me. How's that cunting business been going, Wolfie? Your stock seems to have taken an absolute pummelling lately. Stick to spell checking the entire site, there's a good boy. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 On 16/09/2022 at 18:05, Cunty BigBollox said: Bullshit. Riding a MotoGP bike well requires significantly more rider skill to get the best out of the machine than a driver in an F1 car. You're beginning to look more and more like Pen MkII every day, minus a cock, obviously. You're kind of missing the point, Drew. As sports go, they're very similar indeed, though I'm hardly surprised this fact has been lost on you. Both have a similar amount of teams (each at the pinnacle of technological development – Ferrari, McLaren, Aston Martin & Yahama, Suzuki, Honda and so forth), these using the world's best circuit racers to feed data back which is then used to develop their road-legal vehicles; each has a similar amount of drivers/riders; each has a weight limit and constrictions on fuel type; each has stringent rules on tyre compound and time useage; each has a similar qualifying framework & setup; each goes against the clock in a virtually identical way; each season has a similar amount of races (geographically and at the same time of year) with a mix of historic and new circuits; each has a similar political bias; and so on. Now, are you beginning to see these distinct similarities? Whether a 'rider requires significantly more skill' than an F1 driver is both somewhat irrelevant and a matter of opinion. Both necessitate a different skillset in different areas; it's a bit like comparing boxing to MMA. I do however acknowledge your obvious addiction to cheap alcohol, which frequently blights your judgement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 20 minutes ago, Goober said: Your stock seems to have taken an absolute pummelling lately He’s been fucking the Alpacas? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Goober said: Marvellous. That my presence here seems to make you so furious is a joy to me. How's that cunting business been going, Wolfie? Your stock seems to have taken an absolute pummelling lately. Stick to spell checking the entire site, there's a good boy. It's reassuring to know you've always held me in such high esteem, Goober – which I am pleased to say has never been reciprocated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 24 minutes ago, Goober said: Marvellous. That my presence here seems to make you so furious is a joy to me. How's that cunting business been going, Wolfie? Your stock seems to have taken an absolute pummelling lately. Stick to spell checking the entire site, there's a good boy. I appear to have run out of "likes", sorry, so let me stick my tongue firmly up your crack via the more traditional medium of actually commenting. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I appear to have run out of "likes", sorry, so let me stick my tongue firmly up your crack via the more traditional medium of actually commenting. That reminds me. The Rat is AWOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: That reminds me. The Rat is AWOL. Yes, no sign of @ratcum for a while now. Not like him to miss a good lying in state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 21 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It's reassuring to know you've always held me in such high esteem, Goober – which I can say has never been reciprocated. Crikey, Wolfers.. another TKO! This time by the site's super flyweight, dipshit Goober. Fuck me you're shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 26 minutes ago, Frank said: Crikey, Wolfers.. another TKO! This time by the site's super flyweight, dipshit Goober. Fuck me you're shit. It's 'Dago Night' at the White Horse this evening, Frank. They've got Sidra Asturiana for £2.90 a glass and Pulpo a la Gallega for a fiver. There's going to be a lock in, so do us all a favour. Log out, put down your diamante encrusted pink iPad and jump in the jag to come and join me. Because Christ knows I can't face another night of you ineffectually trying to stir the pot and achieving the sum total of absolutely fuck all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 43 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You're kind of missing the point, Drew. As sports go, they're very similar indeed, though I'm hardly surprised this fact has been lost on you. Both have a similar amount of teams (each at the pinnacle of technological development – Ferrari, McLaren, Aston Martin & Yahama, Suzuki, Honda and so forth), these using the world's best circuit racers to feed data back which is then used to develop their road-legal vehicles; each has a similar amount of drivers/riders; each has a weight limit and constrictions on fuel type; each has stringent rules on tyre compound and time useage; each has a similar qualifying framework & setup; each goes against the clock in a virtually identical way; each season has a similar amount of races (geographically and at the same time of year) with a mix of historic and new circuits; each has a similar political bias; and so on. Now, are you beginning to see these distinct similarities? Whether a 'rider requires significantly more skill' than an F1 driver is both somewhat irrelevant and a matter of opinion. Both necessitate a different skillset in different areas; it's a bit like comparing boxing to MMA. I do however acknowledge your obvious addiction to cheap alcohol, which frequently blights your judgement. So when and how much bodyweight the GP rider shifts on the seat doesn't demonstrate significantly more skill?? You're as fucking retarded as your boyfriend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: So when and how much bodyweight the GP rider shifts on the seat doesn't demonstrate significantly more skill?? You're as fucking retarded as your boyfriend. Again, you're missing the point. Granted – shifting on the seat and using bodyweight for this reason takes some doing, but so does going around a corner at much higher speeds (and g-forces) while having around 35-40 switches and settings to navigate. As I have said, it's a different set of skills. I actually quite like MotoGP, and most bike fans seem to also follow F1, with a fair degree of respect for both. Except you, obviously. Why is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 45 minutes ago, Frank said: Crikey, Wolfers.. another TKO! This time by the site's super flyweight, dipshit Goober. Fuck me you're shit. Shut your fucking mouth, you shit-stirring old poof. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: So when and how much bodyweight the GP rider shifts on the seat doesn't demonstrate significantly more skill?? You're as fucking retarded as your boyfriend. I can see you now, riding around the bungalow on your pedal trike and wearing a beer helmet adapted for spirits. Have you had a knee or elbow down as you power through the dining room chicane? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Shut your fucking mouth, you shit-stirring old poof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 54 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I can see you now, riding around the bungalow on your pedal trike ‘Jigsaw’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I appear to have run out of "likes", sorry, so let me stick my tongue firmly up your crack via the more traditional medium of actually commenting. That'll do, pig. That'll do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: Shut your fucking mouth, you shit-stirring old poof. We might utterly fucking despise each other, but you do have one redeeming feature, you're not Frank. Keep trying though, you're getting close now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted September 17, 2022 Report Share Posted September 17, 2022 5 hours ago, Wolfie said: You're kind of missing the point, Drew. As sports go, they're very similar indeed, though I'm hardly surprised this fact has been lost on you. Both have a similar amount of teams (each at the pinnacle of technological development – Ferrari, McLaren, Aston Martin & Yahama, Suzuki, Honda and so forth), these using the world's best circuit racers to feed data back which is then used to develop their road-legal vehicles; each has a similar amount of drivers/riders; each has a weight limit and constrictions on fuel type; each has stringent rules on tyre compound and time useage; each has a similar qualifying framework & setup; each goes against the clock in a virtually identical way; each season has a similar amount of races (geographically and at the same time of year) with a mix of historic and new circuits; each has a similar political bias; and so on. Now, are you beginning to see these distinct similarities? Whether a 'rider requires significantly more skill' than an F1 driver is both somewhat irrelevant and a matter of opinion. Both necessitate a different skillset in different areas; it's a bit like comparing boxing to MMA. I do however acknowledge your obvious addiction to cheap alcohol, which frequently blights your judgement. Back at you, have this one on me, @Witheredscrote He's had a hard day, bless him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 18, 2022 Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, no sign of @ratcum for a while now. Not like him to miss a good lying in state. Maybe he was Elizabeth all along? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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