Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 So Stiletto Mafiosa and Baron Greenback have turned on one another and now contest the position of Prime Minister and leader of the Conservative Party, yet neither appear very johnny-on-the-spot when it comes to rescuing a collapsing woman, falling in a heap on the recently buffed studio flooring while the pair of them look as if a tramp has dared to come near them, shaking a tin-cup. Reminiscent of the idiots filming as pensioners are happy-slapped senseless by gangs of hooligan youths. Spineless, weakling fucking cunts. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-62313261 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 7 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: So Stiletto Mafiosa and Baron Greenback have turned on one another and now contest the position of Prime Minister and leader of the Conservative Party, yet neither appear very johnny-on-the-spot when it comes to rescuing a collapsing woman, falling in a heap on the recently buffed studio flooring while the pair of them look as if a tramp has dared to come near them, shaking a tin-cup. Reminiscent of the idiots filming as pensioners are happy-slapped senseless by gangs of hooligan youths. Spineless, weakling fucking cunts. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-62313261 Rishi could at least have summoned one of his servants to slap the fake news slag across the face, or give her a good hard kick up the arse to check she wasn’t fucking faking it (highly unlikely as the fake news vermin fake everything). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 On 26/07/2022 at 23:26, King Billy said: Rishi could at least have summoned one of his servants to slap the fake news slag across the face, or give her a good hard kick up the arse to check she wasn’t fucking faking it (highly unlikely as the fake news vermin fake everything). Do you reckon Kate had been vaccinated Billy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 Rishi is used to people collapsing in front of him the smelly cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 On 28/07/2022 at 10:58, Cunty BigBollox said: Do you reckon Kate had been vaccinated Billy? We'll have to ask @Stubby Pecker if reptiles have vaccines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 9 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: We'll have to ask @Stubby Pecker if reptiles have vaccines. I don’t give a fuck about reptiles PC. I’m content to know that my DNA still has only 144,000 genes in the human double helix formation. No ‘mark of the beast’ anywhere on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 On 30/07/2022 at 14:43, Parabolic Cunting said: We'll have to ask @Stubby Pecker if reptiles have vaccines. I'd vaccinate Kate and her sister with a gallon of my filthy spunk. Orally of course. Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 59 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'd vaccinate Kate and her sister with a gallon of my filthy spunk. Orally of course. A whole week's worth? L'Oreal Vitamin "S" Facial Cream - because she's worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: A whole week's worth? L'Oreal Vitamin "S" Facial Cream - because she's worth it. I was speaking metaphorically of course. 10 wanks a day Neil's on the other hand.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted August 5, 2022 Report Share Posted August 5, 2022 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: 10 wanks a day Neil's on the other hand.... I'm certain there must be some missing words or punctuation here. This could be one of the rare cases where correct grammar really is critically important, because it sounds like you're planning to give Kate and the one whose name I can't remember (although I do remember she had a nice arse) a double barrelled volley from your and Neil's custard cannons. Which hand will you have Neil's in, and will you be wearing a rubber glove? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 10, 2022 Report Share Posted August 10, 2022 On 05/08/2022 at 15:42, Goober said: I'm certain there must be some missing words or punctuation here. This could be one of the rare cases where correct grammar really is critically important, because it sounds like you're planning to give Kate and the one whose name I can't remember (although I do remember she had a nice arse) a double barrelled volley from your and Neil's custard cannons. Which hand will you have Neil's in, and will you be wearing a rubber glove? Good god doc, what a cuntish faux pas. The thought of double teaming with Neil is disturbing. I’d rather have the fat cunt lash me to his rape mattress in the Rascal than witnesses him approach the vinegar strokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted August 10, 2022 Report Share Posted August 10, 2022 39 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Good god doc, what a cuntish faux pas. The thought of double teaming with Neil is disturbing. I’d rather have the fat cunt lash me to his rape mattress in the Rascal than witnesses him approach the vinegar strokes Shit happens. How's newt wanking season gone this year? Have you broken your record and got one to shoot its load further than 8 cm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 10, 2022 Report Share Posted August 10, 2022 18 minutes ago, Goober said: Shit happens. How's newt wanking season gone this year? Have you broken your record and got one to shoot its load further than 8 cm? Newts deposit a lump of spunk which the female then stuffs up her cunt. Epic volcano style jizz fountains are a no no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted August 10, 2022 Report Share Posted August 10, 2022 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Newts deposit a lump of spunk which the female then stuffs up her cunt. Epic volcano style jizz fountains are a no no. I've tried this with the missus, but she always scoops it up, does the claw to the en suite, and chucks it down the sink. Ungrateful cow. So what you're saying is that despite your best efforts you've not even managed to get one shoot further than 5 mm? Fucking hell, Stubbs. I hope you're not expecting a pay rise in line with inflation this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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