King Billy Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: So it's someone on a ban, who's just visited the midlands?? It was probably Eddie visiting Lenny Henry on black business. Or Decs attending the ‘pre demolition’ auction at the old BSA factory on council business, bidding for a pallet load of unused but slightly rusty paper clips and fountain pen knibs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: So it's someone on a ban, who's just visited the midlands??... More than a ban, it was deleted punter sneaking back in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 Back on topic. This is an excellent take on the incident, from an extremely articulate and qualified individual to comment about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: More than a ban, it was deleted punter sneaking back in. Sounds like Saucepants has tracked Eric down at last. It could be the end of days, death by water-blaster. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Sounds like Saucepants has tracked Eric down at last. It could be the end of days, death by water-blaster. I'm figuratively trembling with indifference. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 On 22/07/2022 at 22:27, Guest Sid Slackjaw said: Supposedly the little ones with the huge heads are half biological, half machine clones with no souls or sentience being used as drones for reconnaissance being controlled by... fuck knows what? That's if any of the stories are true of course. ...the little ones with huge heads They're called "Somalians", Sid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm figuratively trembling with indifference. Don’t diss the Saucepants…he’s got a Kärcher…and he’s not afraid to use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 41 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Don’t diss the Saucepants…he’s got a Kärcher…and he’s not afraid to use it. Handy with a set of Carmen rollers as well. Umlauty thing on 'Karcher'? Bit flash for a scouser... like Del Boy's living room cocktail bar, shows ambition but not tasteful or appropriate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Handy with a set of Carmen rollers as well. Umlauty thing on 'Karcher'? Bit flash for a scouser... like Del Boy's living room cocktail bar, shows ambition but not tasteful or appropriate. I put the fuckin effort in and this is all I get? They mocked Shakespeare you know? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 11 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I put the fuckin effort in and this is all I get? They mocked Shakespeare you know? Yeah, but look how much his fishing rods cost. He must be rolling in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah, but look how much his fishing rods cost. He must be rolling in it. I meant Clefty Shakespeare, a local joiner. He had a hair-lip from eating Toblerones long-ways. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I meant Clefty Shakespeare, a local joiner. He had a hair-lip from eating Toblerones long-ways. You know DC, I often ask myself "why the fuck do I keep logging on to this fucking site"? Well, it's posts like this one. Have a like you mad bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You know DC, I often ask myself "why the fuck do I keep logging on to this fucking site"? Well, it's posts like this one. Have a like you mad bastard. Sadly, there’s an element of truth to this story which paints me in a bad (parenting) light. When my lad was about five he was constantly asking questions and once asked me why a man sitting near us in a restaurant had a gob like Stacy Keach. I couldn’t think of an answer so, to put my son off guzzling chocolate, I told him that the chap in question was such a greedy bastard that he ate Toblerones long-ways and fucked his top lip up. He got into the shit at school, the next day for calling some clefty cunt in his class, ‘greedy!’ and I got bollocked by my ex who was a humourless cuntess. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 On 24/07/2022 at 15:08, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah, but look how much his fishing rods cost. He must be rolling in it. Thomas Hardy's are better though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 5 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Thomas Hardy's are better though. That fish lipped cunt who gets nominated for an oscar every time he arrives at a studio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That fish lipped cunt who gets nominated for an oscar every time he arrives at a studio. Watch him in Locke! Superb film, but the character is supposed to be a sweaty but he couldn't do the accent so he did it as a taff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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