King Billy Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 10 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Shaz and Trace - who specialised in covering customers and/or themselves in tins of Ambrosia Devon Custard. Amazing what pulls some blokes’ chains, innit? I prefer apple crumble with mine, I believe the establishment in question was in Sheffield and the two ladies you refer to are mother and daughter lol. Rumour has it that a Bentley with the number plate W4YNE was observed in the car park for a couple of hours after the match, every time Man U played Sheffield Wednesday or Sheffield Utd in a cup tie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 13, 2022 Report Share Posted August 13, 2022 On 22/07/2022 at 17:07, Last Cunt Standing said: Sadowitz surely must be the patron saint of The Corner. "Free Speech" Venue Cancels Jerry Sadowitz Fringe Show I'm not having any luck tracking down what specifically he might have said, yet, but rumour has it that it was staff who complained rather than audience members. Welcome to 2022. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 13, 2022 Report Share Posted August 13, 2022 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: "Free Speech" Venue Cancels Jerry Sadowitz Fringe Show I'm not having any luck tracking down what specifically he might have said, yet, but rumour has it that it was staff who complained rather than audience members. Welcome to 2022. I gather he got his cock out. The Pleasance said they cancelled because “the show did not align with our values”. They did know who they were booking, right? What a load of bollocks. I’ve had many great nights at the Fringe. No more. https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2022/aug/13/jerry-sadowitz-edinburgh-fringe-standup-show-axed-due-to-complaints?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 On 14/08/2022 at 00:13, Last Cunt Standing said: I gather he got his cock out. The Pleasance said they cancelled because “the show did not align with our values”. They did know who they were booking, right? Obviously not. The latest from the venue: "We became immediately aware of content that was considered, among other things, extreme in its racism, sexism, homophobia and misogyny", by which they probably mean he said "cunt" quite a lot. They also said that customers "felt uncomfortable and unsafe to remain in the venue". Unsafe? Jesus fucking Christ, did the 60-year old man have a chainsaw? Or did he just scare them with his words? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 Perhaps there be a need for a Glasgow Fringe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Obviously not. The latest from the venue: "We became immediately aware of content that was considered, among other things, extreme in its racism, sexism, homophobia and misogyny", by which they probably mean he said "cunt" quite a lot. They also said that customers "felt uncomfortable and unsafe to remain in the venue". Unsafe? Jesus fucking Christ, did the 60-year old man have a chainsaw? Or did he just scare them with his words? I have a theory that The Pleasance are on some sort of kickback for the “ban”, as I gather the rest of the tour is pretty much sold out. If this isn’t true, and it’s genuine, it’s bullshit. Imagine booking Bill Hicks and being horrified he smokes on stage. Cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I have a theory that The Pleasance are on some sort of kickback for the “ban”, as I gather the rest of the tour is pretty much sold out. If this isn’t true, and it’s genuine, it’s bullshit. Imagine booking Bill Hicks and being horrified he smokes on stage. Cunts. Jerry returns fire. On a related note, who would have thought that we'd live to see the day that the Daily Mail would be outraged at Sadowitz being cancelled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 On 25/07/2022 at 15:51, Carl Sway said: Sky Ferreira is in it, who I also heartily recommend. Get a new act, Ding cornered the sinister middle-aged sex pest market years ago. You creepy, Benny Hill cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Get a new act, Ding cornered the sinister middle-aged sex pest market years ago. You creepy, Benny Hill cunt. I can see you're back ducks as i can smell your bullshit...did you learn anything while you was incarcerated..and no we don't want to know the taste and texture of Ed's cock. What was you in for (apart from being a retard) ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: On a related note, who would have thought that we'd live to see the day that the Daily Mail would be outraged at Sadowitz being cancelled. I’m slightly worried for the armies of new fans who’ll turn up to his shows expecting him to be “one of us” who’ll get an absolute savaging for reading the Daily Mail. Jerry despises everyone, but these flagshagging Cunts will get the treatment and no mistake. World is starting to feel like it’s Through the Looking Glass right enough, Baws. Up is Down, Left is Right and so on. I note with interest that there are now many people who feel objective truth is an illusion and everything is a matter of opinion or “doing your own research”. It’s not what you say, but which tribe you belong to that will determine how I feel about believing you. Footballification, I believe it has been called. Solves no arguments, nothing is provable, but soothes the ego and makes everyone feel like a winner…for now. I’m only glad not to be working in such a post-truth age. My job would have been impossible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 36 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’m slightly worried for the armies of new fans who’ll turn up to his shows expecting him to be “one of us” who’ll get an absolute savaging for reading the Daily Mail. Jerry despises everyone, but these flagshagging Cunts will get the treatment and no mistake. World is starting to feel like it’s Through the Looking Glass right enough, Baws. Up is Down, Left is Right and so on. I note with interest that there are now many people who feel objective truth is an illusion and everything is a matter of opinion or “doing your own research”. It’s not what you say, but which tribe you belong to that will determine how I feel about believing you. Footballification, I believe it has been called. Solves no arguments, nothing is provable, but soothes the ego and makes everyone feel like a winner…for now. I’m only glad not to be working in such a post-truth age. My job would have been impossible. Keep listening to James O Brien. You’ve managed to fit almost every one of the soapy, Neanderthal looking throwbacks, buzzwords into this one post, so maybe you don’t actually need to tune in anymore. Take a few days off to relax, tell us all what a catastrophic mistake Brexit was again, or maybe even complete your ‘Harry and Meghan Sticker Album’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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