Guest Mrs Miggins Pie Shop Posted July 18, 2022 Report Share Posted July 18, 2022 Noel Edmunds seems to have been of the radar of late... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 19, 2022 Report Share Posted July 19, 2022 Wecome to the corner It's 'Edmonds' and 'off' you thick as fucking pig shit bellend. Best you bend over and prepare for the worst. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 19, 2022 Report Share Posted July 19, 2022 7 hours ago, Mrs Miggins Pie Shop said: Noel Edmunds seems to have been of the radar of late... What the fuck are you on about you stupid cunt. Provide some fucking context to your nom so those that aren't on the autistic spectrum disorder have half a chance of figuring out if you have a functioning brain cell you can occasionally use. Welcome to the corner. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted July 19, 2022 Report Share Posted July 19, 2022 8 hours ago, Mrs Miggins Pie Shop said: Noel Edmunds seems to have been of the radar of late... I hope your tits melt off in the heat and you are treated a freak by the village full of Quasimodo looking cunts you likely live in. You then fling yourself, unsuccessfully, from the village clock tower, shattering your legs and spine so your hunchback wheelchair-bound self will see nothing but the moving ground for the rest of your days. Your death will not be sweet release, as you are pecked to death by a breed of ultra-aggressive seagulls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 19, 2022 Report Share Posted July 19, 2022 Are you from Wigan? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 19, 2022 Report Share Posted July 19, 2022 15 hours ago, Mrs Miggins Pie Shop said: Noel Edmunds seems to have been of the radar of late... Are you @pegleg's thicker Mrs? You both have a similar style and I like it... I also wish you were both dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 19, 2022 Report Share Posted July 19, 2022 21 hours ago, Mrs Miggins Pie Shop said: Noel Edmunds seems to have been of the radar of late... I can only assume you’re on your blobby at the moment, so maybe you should try again next week. Good luck and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 19, 2022 Report Share Posted July 19, 2022 11 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: Are you from Wigan? Are you from Cockfosters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsebiscuit Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 On 18/07/2022 at 23:58, Mrs Miggins Pie Shop said: Noel Edmunds seems to have been of the radar of late... Yes that's very true Mrs M, he has been keeping a low profile since he had cancer and his right royal shafting by the HBOS/Lloyds financiers. In short he has retired. I always thought he was a twat until I learned that he had gate crashed the annual HBOS/Lloyds shareholder meeting and proceeded to take to the podium and tell them what a bunch of cunts they were, respect! By the way, don't be intimidated by the characters on here, its only words. Come back and at the very least, insult them, they like that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 I once heard the great Jerry Sadowitz tell an obscene and likely defamatory joke about Noel back in his House Party days when it was prime time fun to see celebrities dripping in gunk. Jerry also called Jimmy Savile pretty fucking early, as I remember. Not that those two facts about former Radio 1 DJs are in any way related. Oh no. Sadowitz surely must be the patron saint of The Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsebiscuit Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 12 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I once heard the great Jerry Sadowitz tell an obscene and likely defamatory joke about Noel back in his House Party days when it was prime time fun to see celebrities dripping in gunk. Jerry also called Jimmy Savile pretty fucking early, as I remember. Not that those two facts about former Radio 1 DJs are in any way related. Oh no. Sadowitz surely must be the patron saint of The Corner. I agree, the man was a legend. As part of his stand up he would describe Savile as a big pedophile, strangely he didnt work much again after that. The entertainment world, shut him down, Cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 44 minutes ago, Arsebiscuit said: I agree, the man was a legend. As part of his stand up he would describe Savile as a big pedophile, strangely he didnt work much again after that. The entertainment world, shut him down, Cunts! Jim fixed it for him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Arsebiscuit said: I agree, the man was a legend. As part of his stand up he would describe Savile as a big pedophile, strangely he didnt work much again after that. The entertainment world, shut him down, Cunts! He works plenty. He's a clever cunt too. Only plays live, and removes any bootlegged footage from the Internet. If you want to see him, you have to buy a ticket. He's written books on close up card tricks as well. "Hello moose-fuckers. You know why I hate Canadians? ... Because half of you speak French and the other half fucking let them." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He works plenty. He's a clever cunt too. Only plays live, and removes any bootlegged footage from the Internet. If you want to see him, you have to buy a ticket. He's written books on close up card tricks as well. "Hello moose-fuckers. You know why I hate Canadians? ... Because half of you speak French and the other half fucking let them." And - as I think we’ve discussed before, Eric, - he still produces a handwritten newsletter full of cartoons, reviews and magic techniques. I always look forward to my copy. It’s criminal he’s not got a much higher profile. The People vs Jerry Sadowitz must be the best thing Channel Five ever did. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 18 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: The People vs Jerry Sadowitz must be the best thing Channel Five ever did. Unlikely. I take it you haven’t seen ‘Britains fattest families’? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 7 hours ago, King Billy said: Unlikely. I take it you haven’t seen ‘Britains fattest families’? Every day for 25 years, Billy boy. The older I get, the more I think a few Friday night shifts in your emporium would have done some of them good. What was your professional view of the larger lady? Good earners? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 21 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Every day for 25 years, Billy boy. The older I get, the more I think a few Friday night shifts in your emporium would have done some of them good. What was your professional view of the larger lady? Good earners? Wouldn’t have them in the place, breaking the massage tables, leaving empty crisp packets and 2 litre Pepsi bottles everywhere. And more importantly, very few blokes are going to come to a brothel to fuck a big fat ugly cunt with a smelly arse that reeks of Greggs steak bakes. They can just go home for that, make love to the wife and save a bit of dosh towards a Valentines Day card and a cake or something for the greedy big munter they married and are too scared to leave. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 9 hours ago, King Billy said: Wouldn’t have them in the place, breaking the massage tables, leaving empty crisp packets and 2 litre Pepsi bottles everywhere. And more importantly, very few blokes are going to come to a brothel to fuck a big fat ugly cunt with a smelly arse that reeks of Greggs steak bakes. They can just go home for that, make love to the wife and save a bit of dosh towards a Valentines Day card and a cake or something for the greedy big munter they married and are too scared to leave. I have vague recollections of a documentary made in a Northern knocking shop featuring a couple of very fat birds - the Viz fan in me wants to call them Shaz and Trace - who specialised in covering customers and/or themselves in tins of Ambrosia Devon Custard. Amazing what pulls some blokes’ chains, innit? I prefer apple crumble with mine, if it’s all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 10 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I have vague recollections of a documentary made in a Northern knocking shop featuring a couple of very fat birds - the Viz fan in me wants to call them Shaz and Trace - who specialised in covering customers and/or themselves in tins of Ambrosia Devon Custard. Amazing what pulls some blokes’ chains, innit? I prefer apple crumble with mine, if it’s all the same. If Müller did a yogurt with Clagnuts corner, you'd buy it, you filthy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: If Müller did a yogurt with Clagnuts corner, you'd buy it, you filthy cunt. Umlauty thing on ‘Muller?’ Fuckin flash French cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 14 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Umlauty thing on ‘Muller?’ Fuckin flash French cunt. The French got very good at umlauts after the Krauts marched down the shady Paris boulevards in 1940. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Umlauty thing on ‘Muller?’ Fuckin flash French cunt. The appearance of umlauty things on Cunts Corner usually heralds the return of the Rat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The appearance of umlauty things on Cunts Corner usually heralds the return of the Rat. Ay yo Eric have you seen the film Lords of Chaos? It's not my kind of music but I like the film and I thought it might appeal to a Hair Rock guy like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 12 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Ay yo Eric have you seen the film Lords of Chaos? It's not my kind of music but I like the film and I thought it might appeal to a Hair Rock guy like you. I haven't. Is it like Spinal Tap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I haven't. Is it like Spinal Tap? Well, no. I don't do spoilers, but I heartily recommend it. And Sky Ferreira is in it, who I also heartily recommend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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