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7 hours ago, Mrs Miggins Pie Shop said:

Noel Edmunds seems to have been of the radar of late... 

What the fuck are you on about you stupid cunt. Provide some fucking context to your nom so those that aren't on the autistic spectrum disorder have half a chance of figuring out if you have a functioning brain cell you can occasionally use.

Welcome to the corner.

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8 hours ago, Mrs Miggins Pie Shop said:

Noel Edmunds seems to have been of the radar of late... 

I hope your tits melt off in the heat and you are treated a freak by the village full of Quasimodo looking cunts you likely live in. You then fling yourself, unsuccessfully, from the village clock tower, shattering your legs and spine so your hunchback wheelchair-bound self will see nothing but the moving ground for the rest of your days.

Your death will not be sweet release, as you are pecked to death by a breed of ultra-aggressive seagulls.

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On 18/07/2022 at 23:58, Mrs Miggins Pie Shop said:

Noel Edmunds seems to have been of the radar of late... 

Yes that's very true Mrs M, he has been keeping a low profile since he had cancer and his right royal shafting by the HBOS/Lloyds financiers. In short he has retired. I always thought he was a twat until I learned that he had gate crashed the annual HBOS/Lloyds shareholder meeting and proceeded to take to the podium and tell them what a bunch of cunts they were, respect!

By the way, don't be intimidated by the characters on here, its only words. Come back and at the very least, insult them, they like that. 

 

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I once heard the great Jerry Sadowitz tell an obscene and likely defamatory joke about Noel back in his House Party days when it was prime time fun to see celebrities dripping in gunk. 

Jerry also called Jimmy Savile pretty fucking early, as I remember. Not that those two facts about former Radio 1 DJs are in any way related. Oh no. 

Sadowitz surely must be the patron saint of The Corner. 

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12 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I once heard the great Jerry Sadowitz tell an obscene and likely defamatory joke about Noel back in his House Party days when it was prime time fun to see celebrities dripping in gunk. 

Jerry also called Jimmy Savile pretty fucking early, as I remember. Not that those two facts about former Radio 1 DJs are in any way related. Oh no. 

Sadowitz surely must be the patron saint of The Corner. 

I agree, the man was a legend. As part of his stand up he would describe Savile as a big pedophile, strangely he didnt work much again after that. The entertainment world, shut him down, Cunts!

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44 minutes ago, Arsebiscuit said:

I agree, the man was a legend. As part of his stand up he would describe Savile as a big pedophile, strangely he didnt work much again after that. The entertainment world, shut him down, Cunts!

Jim fixed it for him.

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1 hour ago, Arsebiscuit said:

I agree, the man was a legend. As part of his stand up he would describe Savile as a big pedophile, strangely he didnt work much again after that. The entertainment world, shut him down, Cunts!

He works plenty. He's a clever cunt too. Only plays live, and removes any bootlegged footage from the Internet. If you want to see him, you have to buy a ticket. He's written books on close up card tricks as well.

"Hello moose-fuckers. You know why I hate Canadians? ... Because half of you speak French and the other half fucking let them."

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6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He works plenty. He's a clever cunt too. Only plays live, and removes any bootlegged footage from the Internet. If you want to see him, you have to buy a ticket. He's written books on close up card tricks as well.

"Hello moose-fuckers. You know why I hate Canadians? ... Because half of you speak French and the other half fucking let them."

And - as I think we’ve discussed before, Eric, - he still produces a handwritten newsletter full of cartoons, reviews and magic techniques. I always look forward to my copy. It’s criminal he’s not got a much higher profile. The People vs Jerry Sadowitz must be the best thing Channel Five ever did. 

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7 hours ago, King Billy said:

Unlikely. I take it you haven’t seen ‘Britains fattest families’?

Every day for 25 years, Billy boy. The older I get, the more I think a few Friday night shifts in your emporium would have done some of them good. What was your professional view of the larger lady? Good earners?

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21 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Every day for 25 years, Billy boy. The older I get, the more I think a few Friday night shifts in your emporium would have done some of them good. What was your professional view of the larger lady? Good earners?

Wouldn’t have them in the place, breaking the massage tables, leaving empty crisp packets and 2 litre Pepsi bottles everywhere. And more importantly, very few blokes are going to come to a brothel to fuck a big fat ugly cunt with a smelly arse that reeks of Greggs steak bakes. They can just go home for that, make love to the wife and save a bit of dosh towards a Valentines Day card and a cake or something for the greedy big munter they married and are too scared to leave.

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9 hours ago, King Billy said:

Wouldn’t have them in the place, breaking the massage tables, leaving empty crisp packets and 2 litre Pepsi bottles everywhere. And more importantly, very few blokes are going to come to a brothel to fuck a big fat ugly cunt with a smelly arse that reeks of Greggs steak bakes. They can just go home for that, make love to the wife and save a bit of dosh towards a Valentines Day card and a cake or something for the greedy big munter they married and are too scared to leave.

I have vague recollections of a documentary made in a Northern knocking shop featuring a couple of very fat birds - the Viz fan in me wants to call them Shaz and Trace - who specialised in covering customers and/or themselves in tins of Ambrosia Devon Custard. Amazing what pulls some blokes’ chains, innit? I prefer apple crumble with mine, if it’s all the same.

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10 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I have vague recollections of a documentary made in a Northern knocking shop featuring a couple of very fat birds - the Viz fan in me wants to call them Shaz and Trace - who specialised in covering customers and/or themselves in tins of Ambrosia Devon Custard. Amazing what pulls some blokes’ chains, innit? I prefer apple crumble with mine, if it’s all the same.

If Müller did a yogurt with Clagnuts corner, you'd buy it, you filthy cunt.

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42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The appearance of umlauty things on Cunts Corner usually heralds the return of the Rat.

Ay yo Eric have you seen the film Lords of Chaos? It's not my kind of music but I like the film and I thought it might appeal to a Hair Rock guy like you.

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