camberwell gypsy Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Tell me more... I'm going in now, it's getting a bit cold. I've got chills, they're multiplying..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm going in now, it's getting a bit cold. I've got chills, they're multiplying..... Stop it Gypps. Not here. I’ll be over on tik tok in 10 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 Getting HOTTER: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11094247/Amber-level-three-weather-warning-England-children-elderly-vulnerable-risk.html 36 by Sat, the elderly are vulnerable again Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 45 minutes ago, ProfB said: Getting HOTTER: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11094247/Amber-level-three-weather-warning-England-children-elderly-vulnerable-risk.html 36 by Sat, the elderly are vulnerable again Love ProfB xxx Old snuffers keel over in winter too ProfB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted August 10, 2022 Report Share Posted August 10, 2022 On 08/08/2022 at 22:51, King Billy said: Tell me more, tell me more. ...does he have an M4? No, it's imaginary. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 10, 2022 Report Share Posted August 10, 2022 9 hours ago, Goober said: ...does he have an M4? No, it's imaginary. Apology accepted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 On 03/08/2022 at 18:26, Frank said: Honestly never thought I’d find love again, KB. https://ibb.co/d084RyD Undoubtedly the gayest dog I've ever seen, you pink lead wielding tosser. I hope that the next time you chisel Ming out of the Beko she's peckish for more than your camphor stinking maggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Undoubtedly the gayest dog I've ever seen, you pink lead wielding tosser. I hope that the next time you chisel Ming out of the Beko she's peckish for more than your camphor stinking maggot. where the fuck have you been?, struggling to chisel your way out of your dried up swamp with all this dry weather? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Undoubtedly the gayest dog I've ever seen Not even close! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 Frank has created a dog in his own image. A winner, the best on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 On 03/08/2022 at 18:26, Frank said: Honestly never thought I’d find love again, KB. https://ibb.co/d084RyD Judging by the state of the hastily discarded clothing and ‘footwear’ in the background of this picture, together with filth and beer can pulls in the paddling pool I can only conclude that you are clearly not the wealthy sartorial dandy that you’ve portrayed to us all, Francis. Incidentally, it looks like you got a scrumpy-fuelled Wolfie to cut your lawn. You scruffy, minty cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 12 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Judging by the state of the hastily discarded clothing and ‘footwear’ in the background of this picture, together with filth and beer can pulls in the paddling pool I can only conclude that you are clearly not the wealthy sartorial dandy that you’ve portrayed to us all, Francis. Incidentally, it looks like you got a scrumpy-fuelled Wolfie to cut your lawn. You scruffy, minty cunt. It looks like he's rocked up with his Aldi paddling pool at some wasteland behind an industrial estate. I'm not sure why the dog is sporting a set of 'Claire's Accessories' anal beads, and I'm even more confused about why Frank has traded in his £600 Aladdin slippers for some Matalan Jesus Creepers. All I know is that even The Judge wouldn't lower himself to dusting off his 'nocs for a swift tug over such a tragic scene. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: It looks like he's rocked up with his Aldi paddling pool at some wasteland behind an industrial estate. I'm not sure why the dog is sporting a set of 'Claire's Accessories' anal beads, and I'm even more confused about why Frank has traded in his £600 Aladdin slippers for some Matalan Jesus Creepers. All I know is that even The Judge wouldn't lower himself to dusting off his 'nocs for a swift tug over such a tragic scene. I honestly thought that some gypsies had set up camp in the sand dunes at Camber Sands. La dolce vita bollocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 Hi there Eric - have you enjoyed the heatwave? I have, I lost weight - a woman's thing, we even like being ill because we lose weight. My bestie Big Kazza ate a doggy dressed 🦀, she was as sick as a pig, but shed 5 pounds... The 🦀 went out faster than it went in - like plurp..., Kazza said her arsehole was inflamed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Not even close! I'm surprised he didn't opt for a Weimaraner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 24 minutes ago, ProfB said: Hi there Eric - have you enjoyed the heatwave? I have, I lost weight - a woman's thing, we even like being ill because we lose weight. My bestie Big Kazza ate a doggy dressed 🦀, she was as sick as a pig, but shed 5 pounds... The 🦀 went out faster than it went in - like plurp..., Kazza said her arsehole was inflamed? I’m afraid big Kazza is suffering from baboon bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m afraid big Kazza is suffering from baboon bum. whoo- will she be OK? Anything I can do? Hose her down or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m afraid big Kazza is suffering from baboon bum. "berm". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 31 minutes ago, ProfB said: whoo- will she be OK? Anything I can do? Hose her down or something? Ice pack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I honestly thought that some gypsies had set up camp in the sand dunes at Camber Sands. La dolce vita bollocks. Eric, I wouldn’t let my wife get in that disgusting paddling pool, let alone my dog. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 2 hours ago, ProfB said: Kazza said her arsehole was inflamed? Most likely due to its close proximity to a massive bushfire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Eric, I wouldn’t let my wife get in that disgusting paddling pool, let alone my dog. We had one exactly like it when I was a kid. The corners go all rusty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: We had one exactly like it when I was a kid. The corners go all rusty. Dog with rusty corners? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 On 02/08/2022 at 19:03, King Billy said: The World Meteorological Society defines a heatwave as ‘5 or more consecutive days during which the daily maximum temperature surpasses the average maximum temperature by 5 degrees C (9degF) or more’. This July18th and 19th was quite warm and sunny across the U.K., which the media would have you believe was the beginning of the end for the U.K. and was surely proof for all the doubters and naysayers that Greta ‘the gargoyle’ Cuntbergs ‘climate emergency’ is knocking at the door, bringing mass death and destruction imminently unless we all swap our imaginary M4s for what used to be called milk floats, switch to a bug based diet, throw our gas boilers on the scrap heap (so the Chinese PLA can recycle them into aircraft carriers and ICBMs) and basically the whole Western world go back to living in the 19th century immediately, or else. Im sorry but 2 consecutive hotter than average days is not a fucking heatwave. In 1976 the real heatwave which the MSM kept reminding people had only maxed out at 38.4 (I believe) and was far less severe than the current existential crisis. Except the actual heatwave in 1976 spanned 16 consecutive days and quite a few more besides, which the fakenews bullshitters conveniently omit to mention. The BBC hysterically reporting ‘UKs 40 C HEATWAVE BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE WITHOUT CLIMATE CHANGE’. July 2003 saw 8 consecutive days above the max average reaching 38 C (another real U.K. heatwave) very close to the 2 day non heatwave last month. In the summer of 1974/1975 Australia experienced their worst bush fires ever, with 15% of the country’s physical land mass sustaining extensive fire damage, and on Christmas Day 1974 the city of Darwin was almost totally destroyed by ‘Cyclone Tracy’. The MSM rarely mention this as they’re far too busy lying about ‘unprecedented extreme weather caused by ‘climate change’…..blah blah blah. On Jan 5th 1978 Walter Sullivan wrote in the New York Times. ’International Team of Specialists Finds No End in Sight to 30 Year Cooling Trend in Northern Hemisphere’. In 1911 almost all of Europe including the U.K. experienced a real heatwave which killed hundreds of thousands of people. Paris experienced 70 consecutive days of heatwave which killed over 40,000 frogs. What I’m trying to say in a roundabout way is that…… Climate change isn’t a load of bollocks mRNA vaccines are totally safe and they work really good to stop people catching Covid19, which is totally real Bill Gates is a lovely, kind old guy who we should all trust implicitly and not say anything horrible about him Klaus Schwab is even kinder and lovelier than Billyboy Gates The WHO and the WEF will look after us all no matter what Joe Biden is the smartest, sharpest, most decent and most legitimately elected President of the USA ever China are our friends BOLLOCKS and FUCK OFF Just an example of how unpredictable sun activity can be, yet scientists seem surprised. https://www.cnet.com/science/space/suns-upcoming-peak-of-sunspot-and-solar-flare-activity-could-set-records/ If the hot blasts are extremely severe for several years, besides an effect on electronics, we may have a drastically reduced food production and what we know goes with it. In the UK, even though we have plenty of rainfall combined, the distribution infrastructure is simply not there to spread it around and no investment was made on the scale that is crucial for water security. Add to it other get rich quick schemes in the water industry which were taking place since the early nineties when water was privatised - now that the chickens are coming home to roost, the knobs in charge are blaming previous idiots and the farmers and the public who “uses too much water”. No one will point the finger at the long (often foreign investment funds and governments) robbery and investment neglect. I want them dead first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 On 16/07/2022 at 17:31, Cunty BigBollox said: You'll all be moaning in the winter when it's cold and you want your gas central heating on but can't fucking afford it. Fortunately I have about 2 years supply of seasoned wood for my multi-fuel stove. Fuck off. Let's hope you spend some more time tinkering with your "Infamous Potterton" this winter. The thought of pieces of your exploded bungalow and two thousand empty bottles of Kestrel falling over the greater Norwich area is one that fills me with glee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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