The Heatwave

[King Billy]

2 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said:

No but I bet you had a big fireman's stuck up your ringpiece BUMBOY!

Reported for inter member acrimony. Please stop bullying me.

[Ape™️]

12 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Ape. I know that our friendship trumps any chance of either of us becoming enraged due to a perceived (wrongly) sleight while conversing in an adult like manner, so I must ask if you had any technical difficulties yesterday, such as ridiculously fast drying propellor paint or brushes becoming too hard to use in order to conduct your business proficiently? The only reason I’m asking is that the alleged record breaking, life threatening temperatures which the fake news media were so ecstatically coming in their pants about were both allegedly recorded at first Gatwick 12.30 and then Heathrow  4.00 Airports.  I’ve been meaning to ask your opinion on whether hundreds of aircraft engines could have any effect on the temperature of the surrounding area?

Shut up Bill.

[King Billy]

1 minute ago, Ape™️ said:

Shut up Bill.

Sorry Ape. I’ll ask Drew. He’s sure to know the answer. I won’t mention that I even asked you as he’s likely to get some funny idea in his head about the whole thing. You know what he’s like.

[camberwell gypsy]

30 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Reported for inter member acrimony. Please stop bullying me.

Billy, do you want me to post some vids of Loyalist marching bands to cheer you up? I'll try to find any of them bricking a Catholic"s windows if I can. 

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Billy, do you want me to post some vids of Loyalist marching bands to cheer you up? I'll try to find any of them bricking a Catholic"s windows if I can. 

Not at the moment thanks. I feel a lot better now.

[King Billy]

The World Meteorological Society defines a heatwave as ‘5 or more consecutive days during which the daily maximum temperature surpasses the average maximum temperature by 5 degrees C (9degF) or more’.

This July18th and 19th was quite warm and sunny across the U.K., which the media would have you believe was the beginning of the end for the U.K. and was surely proof for all the doubters and naysayers that Greta ‘the gargoyle’ Cuntbergs ‘climate emergency’ is knocking at the door, bringing mass death and destruction imminently unless we all swap our imaginary M4s for what used to be called milk floats, switch to a bug based diet, throw our gas boilers on the scrap heap (so the Chinese PLA can recycle them into aircraft carriers and ICBMs) and basically the whole Western world go back to living in the 19th century immediately, or else.

Im sorry but 2 consecutive hotter than average days is not a fucking heatwave. In 1976 the real heatwave which the MSM kept reminding people had only  maxed out at 38.4 (I believe) and was far less severe than the current existential crisis.

Except the actual heatwave in 1976 spanned 16 consecutive days and quite a few more besides, which the fakenews bullshitters conveniently omit to mention. The BBC hysterically reporting  ‘UKs 40  C HEATWAVE BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE WITHOUT CLIMATE CHANGE’.

July 2003 saw 8 consecutive days above the max average reaching 38 C (another real U.K. heatwave) very close to the 2 day non heatwave last month.

In the summer of 1974/1975 Australia experienced their worst bush fires ever, with 15% of the country’s physical land mass sustaining extensive fire damage, and on Christmas Day 1974 the city of Darwin was almost totally destroyed by ‘Cyclone Tracy’. The MSM rarely mention this as they’re far too busy lying about ‘unprecedented extreme weather caused by ‘climate change’…..blah blah blah.

On Jan 5th 1978 Walter Sullivan wrote in the New York Times.

’International Team of Specialists Finds No End in Sight to 30 Year Cooling Trend in Northern Hemisphere’.

In 1911 almost all of Europe including the U.K. experienced a real heatwave which killed hundreds of thousands of people. Paris experienced 70 consecutive days of heatwave which killed over 40,000 frogs.

What I’m trying to say in a roundabout way is that……

Climate change isn’t a load of bollocks

mRNA vaccines are totally safe and they work really good to stop people catching Covid19, which is totally real

Bill Gates is a lovely, kind old guy who we should all trust implicitly and not say anything horrible about him

Klaus Schwab is even kinder and lovelier than Billyboy Gates

The WHO and the WEF will look after us all no matter what

Joe Biden is the smartest, sharpest, most decent and most legitimately elected President of the USA ever

China are our friends 

BOLLOCKS and FUCK OFF

 

 

 

[camberwell gypsy]

9 minutes ago, King Billy said:

The World Meteorological Society defines a heatwave as ‘5 or more consecutive days during which the daily maximum temperature surpasses the average maximum temperature by 5 degrees C (9degF) or more’.

This July18th and 19th was quite warm and sunny across the U.K., which the media would have you believe was the beginning of the end for the U.K. and was surely proof for all the doubters and naysayers that Greta ‘the gargoyle’ Cuntbergs ‘climate emergency’ is knocking at the door, bringing mass death and destruction imminently unless we all swap our imaginary M4s for what used to be called milk floats, switch to a bug based diet, throw our gas boilers on the scrap heap (so the Chinese PLA can recycle them into aircraft carriers and ICBMs) and basically the whole Western world go back to living in the 19th century immediately, or else.

Im sorry but 2 consecutive hotter than average days is not a fucking heatwave. In 1976 the real heatwave which the MSM kept reminding people had only  maxed out at 38.4 (I believe) and was far less severe than the current existential crisis.

Except the actual heatwave in 1976 spanned 16 consecutive days and quite a few more besides, which the fakenews bullshitters conveniently omit to mention. The BBC hysterically reporting  ‘UKs 40  C HEATWAVE BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE WITHOUT CLIMATE CHANGE’.

July 2003 saw 8 consecutive days above the max average reaching 38 C (another real U.K. heatwave) very close to the 2 day non heatwave last month.

In the summer of 1974/1975 Australia experienced their worst bush fires ever, with 15% of the country’s physical land mass sustaining extensive fire damage, and on Christmas Day 1974 the city of Darwin was almost totally destroyed by ‘Cyclone Tracy’. The MSM rarely mention this as they’re far too busy lying about ‘unprecedented extreme weather caused by ‘climate change’…..blah blah blah.

On Jan 5th 1978 Walter Sullivan wrote in the New York Times.

’International Team of Specialists Finds No End in Sight to 30 Year Cooling Trend in Northern Hemisphere’.

In 1911 almost all of Europe including the U.K. experienced a real heatwave which killed hundreds of thousands of people. Paris experienced 70 consecutive days of heatwave which killed over 40,000 frogs.

What I’m trying to say in a roundabout way is that……

Climate change isn’t a load of bollocks

mRNA vaccines are totally safe and they work really good to stop people catching Covid19, which is totally real

Bill Gates is a lovely, kind old guy who we should all trust implicitly and not say anything horrible about him

Klaus Schwab is even kinder and lovelier than Billyboy Gates

The WHO and the WEF will look after us all no matter what

Joe Biden is the smartest, sharpest, most decent and most legitimately elected President of the USA ever

China are our friends 

BOLLOCKS and FUCK OFF

 

 

 

.....and Roops isn't a know it all cunt. Don't forget that Bill.

[King Billy]

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

.....and Roops isn't a know it all cunt. Don't forget that Bill.

Don’t rip the arse out of it Gypps. I was being serious there.

[camberwell gypsy]

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

Don’t rip the arse out of it Gypps. I was being serious there.

Maybe I went a bit too far with that  

[Neil]

This heatwave is down to Global warming as will be the months worth of rain that will fall in 12 hours very soon. The beast from the east a few years ago was also due to global warming. Record highs and lows in the coming year will all be down to global warming. High winds in 87 were due to global warming as are the current floods in America and India. The heatwave across Europe at the moment is down to it too as is the drought in California. The BBC being utter cunts are a result of climate change. Its called 'the weather' you cunts, deal with it.

P.S Good to see them keeping their priorities right in reporting on the ladies winning  a football match ahead of the killing of a terrorist and Britain fucking up its government.Cunts

[King Billy]

17 minutes ago, Neil said:

This heatwave is down to Global warming as will be the months worth of rain that will fall in 12 hours very soon. The beast from the east a few years ago was also due to global warming. Record highs and lows in the coming year will all be down to global warming. High winds in 87 were due to global warming as are the current floods in America and India. The heatwave across Europe at the moment is down to it too as is the drought in California. The BBC being utter cunts are a result of climate change. Its called 'the weather' you cunts, deal with it.

P.S Good to see them keeping their priorities right in reporting on the ladies winning  a football match ahead of the killing of a terrorist and Britain fucking up its government.Cunts

The disingenuous cunts at the Met Office who’re all signed up to the net zero hoax, always find the ‘record breaking’ climate change induced temperatures at locations very close to Gatwick, Heathrow, Stanstead etc. I don’t suppose the vast expanses of melting motorway tarmac, white hot concrete runways and non stop red hot exhaust emissions from aero engines and high volume motorway traffic would affect the recorded temperature (possibly upwards). That’s just crazy.  Isn’t it?

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

9 minutes ago, King Billy said:

The disingenuous cunts at the Met Office who’re all signed up to the net zero hoax, always find the ‘record breaking’ climate change induced temperatures at locations very close to Gatwick, Heathrow, Stanstead etc. I don’t suppose the vast expanses of melting motorway tarmac, white hot concrete runways and non stop red hot exhaust emissions from aero engines and high volume motorway traffic would affect the recorded temperature (possibly upwards). That’s just crazy.  Isn’t it?

On a different note KB, I became friends with a lesbian/bi sexual neighbour a while ago... All was well, and we even got drunk one evening and she enquired as to whether we'd ever sleep together. The reason I bring this up is that she thinks she 'knows me' and blurted out something most disrespectful a while ago. I was talking to her her friend and she asked what I do etc... Lesbo/Bi cunt jumps in and says I'm a drug dealer (clearly based on my flash lifestyle)... Well you can imagine the utter discust and anger that caused law abiding Raas, I've ignored the bitch since and shes noticed. Why is it I seem to attract the weirdos and fruitcake types? All I want is an easy life. What a pile of cunt. 

[King Billy]

11 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

On a different note KB, I became friends with a lesbian/bi sexual neighbour a while ago... All was well, and we even got drunk one evening and she enquired as to whether we'd ever sleep together. The reason I bring this up is that she thinks she 'knows me' and blurted out something most disrespectful a while ago. I was talking to her her friend and she asked what I do etc... Lesbo/Bi cunt jumps in and says I'm a drug dealer (clearly based on my flash lifestyle)... Well you can imagine the utter discust and anger that caused law abiding Raas, I've ignored the bitch since and shes noticed. Why is it I seem to attract the weirdos and fruitcake types? All I want is an easy life. What a pile of cunt. 

Tell her to wind her neck in or she’ll have to get her drugs from some other black. That should do the trick. If not ram your big bamboo up her wrongun next time she bends down to tie the rainbow coloured laces on her luminous Doc Martens, and strangle her with them before you head back next door for your tea.

Edited August 3, 2022 by Mrs Roops

[Neil]

11 hours ago, King Billy said:

Tell her to wind her neck in or she’ll have to get her drugs from some other black. That should do the trick. If not ram your big bamboo up her wrongun next time she bends down to tie the rainbow coloured laces on her luminous Doc Martens, and strangle her with them before you head back next door for your tea.

Send her round to me ,I'll make her see the error of her ways in no time. She'll be back on eating meat instead of fish suppers pronto.

[Eric Cuntman]

32 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

On a different note KB, I became friends with a lesbian/bi sexual neighbour a while ago... All was well, and we even got drunk one evening and she enquired as to whether we'd ever sleep together. The reason I bring this up is that she thinks she 'knows me' and blurted out something most disrespectful a while ago. I was talking to her her friend and she asked what I do etc... Lesbo/Bi cunt jumps in and says I'm a drug dealer (clearly based on my flash lifestyle)... Well you can imagine the utter discust and anger that caused law abiding Raas, I've ignored the bitch since and shes noticed. Why is it I seem to attract the weirdos and fruitcake types? All I want is an easy life. What a pile of cunt. 

Did she have a big cock?

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

6 minutes ago, Neil said:

Send her round to me ,I'll make her see the error of her ways in no time. She'll be back on eating meat instead of fish suppers pronto.

She's a veggie/vegan type Neil, although the daft cow has eaten meat (not my meat) at mine before. She seems to represent a lot of the thirty something women these days... toxic femininity, big mouth, slightly aggressive and a fucking cunt. It's a shame as the thirty somethings generally have better bodies, less wrinkles and more energy in the bedroom... Such a shame most are fucking idiots. Wouldn't you agree?

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Did she have a big cock?

She's definitely not a transbender Eric, I asked what she gets up to with her Lesbian aquaintances and she mentioned getting the dildos out. What a dyke fucking cunt. 

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

11 hours ago, King Billy said:

Tell her to wind her neck in or she’ll have to get her drugs from some other black. That should do the trick. If not ram your big bamboo up her wrongun next time she bends down to tie the rainbow coloured laces on her luminous Doc Martens, and strangle her with them before you head back next door for your tea.

That's a bit extreme KB, I was gonna see if there was a vacancy at your establishment for the bitch?

[Neil]

18 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

She's a veggie/vegan type Neil, although the daft cow has eaten meat (not my meat) at mine before. She seems to represent a lot of the thirty something women these days... toxic femininity, big mouth, slightly aggressive and a fucking cunt. It's a shame as the thirty somethings generally have better bodies, less wrinkles and more energy in the bedroom... Such a shame most are fucking idiots. Wouldn't you agree?

They need bringing down before they get any more of a hold. Who's going to cut the grass ask her?

[King Billy]

50 minutes ago, Neil said:

Send her round to me ,I'll make her see the error of her ways in no time. She'll be back on eating meat instead of fish suppers pronto.

You’re always the first to offer your help when matters of this nature crop up Neil. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 hour ago, Neil said:

They need bringing down before they get any more of a hold. Who's going to cut the grass ask her?

You could always utilise the mowing skills of the Corner’s very own semi-literate, pisshead scrumpy swigger @Wolfie.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

She's a veggie/vegan type Neil, although the daft cow has eaten meat (not my meat) at mine before. She seems to represent a lot of the thirty something women these days... toxic femininity, big mouth, slightly aggressive and a fucking cunt. It's a shame as the thirty somethings generally have better bodies, less wrinkles and more energy in the bedroom... Such a shame most are fucking idiots. Wouldn't you agree?

Stop feeding it. 

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Stop feeding it. 

I have, she's really pissed me off Eric. You be nice to people and they think they can act like they've known you for 20 years. You know someone's too friendly when you've known them for 6 months, have a few lines together and they tell you it made them have a shit. What a fucking awful dyke cunt she is. Lol.

[Last Cunt Standing]

6 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I have, she's really pissed me off Eric. You be nice to people and they think they can act like they've known you for 20 years. You know someone's too friendly when you've known them for 6 months, have a few lines together and they tell you it made them have a shit. What a fucking awful dyke cunt she is. Lol.

Sounds to me like she’s just flirting with you awkwardly, in that blokesy way that some women think is appealing. I suggest you gently remind her which one of you has the penis and tell her it’s decision time. Assuming you’d have a crack. 

[King Billy]

37 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I have, she's really pissed me off Eric. You be nice to people and they think they can act like they've known you for 20 years. You know someone's too friendly when you've known them for 6 months, have a few lines together and they tell you it made them have a shit. What a fucking awful dyke cunt she is. Lol.

Next time don’t offer her a line. Rack a huge one up for yourself and say ‘Here, have a bog  roll on me instead, you fat dungaree wearing dyke cunt, now fuck off’