Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share Posted July 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Reported. Violation Rule 6. I got a 6 month ban for the same thing. And here's hoping you get a 60 year ban next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share Posted July 17, 2022 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Reported. Violation Rule 6. I got a 6 month ban for the same thing. It would have only been a month if your sloth like, dozy border control pulled their head out of their arse and did their job properly. Vive la frog 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share Posted July 17, 2022 11 hours ago, pegleg said: The sense of humor here is outstanding Whereabouts in the US exactly? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share Posted July 17, 2022 22 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: my knackers are down to my knees. Can you recommend some sort of remedy doc? Surgical castration with a rusty teaspoon and lashings and lashings of vinegar perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share Posted July 17, 2022 6 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: And here's hoping you get a 60 year ban next. How long is 60 years in euros? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share Posted July 17, 2022 On 16/07/2022 at 15:23, Last Cunt Standing said: It would be remiss of me not to enquire how you’re all planning to keep cool and hydrated in the coming days of warm weather. I’ll be keeping a close eye on the news for any Keith Moon style incidents involving an out of control mobility scooter and the shallow end of the Golders Green lido. When’s the hose pipe ban timetabled for? I'm on leave this week so I'll fill the grandsons paddling pool, lay in it and drink John Smiths to keep cool. If there's any cricket on the radio I'll listen to that as well. Global warming? Fucking bring it on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share Posted July 17, 2022 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'll fill the grandsons paddling pool, lay in it and drink John Smiths Is that the John Smith who creeps into peoples gardens and pisses in their paddling pools? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share Posted July 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Is that the John Smith who creeps into peoples gardens and pisses in their paddling pools? Not sure, but there's some cunt who lives next door looking out of his bedroom window through a pair of binoculars. Looks strangely familiar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share Posted July 17, 2022 On 16/07/2022 at 16:50, Witheredscrote said: I think it admirable that you haven't referred to the British as whinging poms. 40C here today, and my knackers are down to my knees. Can you recommend some sort of remedy doc? Shorts and t-shirt you anaemic, translucent fucking salamander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share Posted July 17, 2022 It's going to reach 37 or 38 for me tomorrow - I love extremes. Big Kazza - has loss 15 lbs - she's JUICING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share Posted July 17, 2022 3 hours ago, King Billy said: How long is 60 years in euros? A lot less than they told you it would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share Posted July 17, 2022 22 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: A lot less than they told you it would be. Corner viewers will find you post BORING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share Posted July 17, 2022 56 minutes ago, ProfB said: Corner viewers will find you post BORING. Thanks ProfB. It’s good to know you’ve got my back, but HoC is OK. He’s not Frank or Pen.👍 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share Posted July 17, 2022 29 minutes ago, King Billy said: Thanks ProfB. It’s good to know you’ve got my back, but HoC is OK. He’s not Frank or Pen.👍 I love you to bits King Billy XXX I don't want anyone picking on you. Love Prof B XXX 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share Posted July 17, 2022 On 16/07/2022 at 15:23, Last Cunt Standing said: It would be remiss of me not to enquire how you’re all planning to keep cool and hydrated in the coming days of warm weather. I’ll be keeping a close eye on the news for any Keith Moon style incidents involving an out of control mobility scooter and the shallow end of the Golders Green lido. When’s the hose pipe ban timetabled for? I've already topped up the tan over the weekend, Doc, and am always careful in any weather over 25° after an off the chart exposure to UV rays whilst holidaying abroad once. I'd imagine our Jewish judicial member will be ditching the hasidic garb for his Rab C Nesbit wife-beater vest, and may even store the Special Brew in a cool-box. Dehydration is definitely going to be an issue for him and his piles won't thank him. If his antics at the lido make the Jewish Chronicle then I'll report back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share Posted July 17, 2022 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not sure, but there's some cunt who lives next door looking out of his bedroom window through a pair of binoculars. Looks strangely familiar. So you live next door to Jimmy Stewart and Grace Kelly? I am impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share Posted July 17, 2022 29 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I've already topped up the tan over the weekend, Doc, and am always careful in any weather over 25° after an off the chart exposure to UV rays whilst holidaying abroad once. I'd imagine our Jewish judicial member will be ditching the hasidic garb for his Rab C Nesbit wife-beater vest, and may even store the Special Brew in a cool-box. Dehydration is definitely going to be an issue for him and his piles won't thank him. If his antics at the lido make the Jewish Chronicle then I'll report back. Or you could just stick your tongue up Skippy’s bum. I’ve noticed you’re good at that sort of thing Marje. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 17, 2022 Report Share Posted July 17, 2022 30 minutes ago, judgetwi said: So you live next door to Jimmy Stewart and Grace Kelly? I am impressed. I'd be impressed as well seeing as they're both pushing up daisies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 18, 2022 Report Share Posted July 18, 2022 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: Or you could just stick your tongue up Skippy’s bum. I’ve noticed you’re good at that sort of thing Marje. A bit like you knocking back anything that's on offer at Mr Malik's offie then, Judas. Along with your unhealthy interest in anything as bent as Graham Norton, binoculars, tantrums, and mobility scooter prices. I've also noticed that you've done a complete 180 on Israel and have started calling other punters Jews. The Corners Jeremy Clarkson. Known for talking a lot of bollocks and acting like a complete bellend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 18, 2022 Report Share Posted July 18, 2022 7 hours ago, Major Cunt said: A bit like you knocking back anything that's on offer at Mr Malik's offie then, Judas. Along with your unhealthy interest in anything as bent as Graham Norton, binoculars, tantrums, and mobility scooter prices. I've also noticed that you've done a complete 180 on Israel and have started calling other punters Jews. The Corners Jeremy Clarkson. Known for talking a lot of bollocks and acting like a complete bellend! Just adjusting to the cultural and intellectual milieu and participating in the appropriate parlance Marje………you bignosed skidmark cripple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 18, 2022 Report Share Posted July 18, 2022 21 hours ago, ProfB said: I love you to bits King Billy XXX I don't want anyone picking on you. Love Prof B XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 18, 2022 Report Share Posted July 18, 2022 What nice weather, the Daily Mail are reporting thousands could die. Is anyone on here dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 18, 2022 Report Share Posted July 18, 2022 42 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What nice weather, the Daily Mail are reporting thousands could die. Is anyone on here dead? I’m hoping that one member in particular is fucking dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 18, 2022 Report Share Posted July 18, 2022 44 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I’m hoping that one member in particular is fucking dead. My thoughts exactly. Fucking get on with it then. How do you plan on doing it?, flying one of your toys into overhead power lines? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 18, 2022 Report Share Posted July 18, 2022 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: My thoughts exactly. Fucking get on with it then. How do you plan on doing it?, flying one of your toys into overhead power lines? I’ve got to say, I’m impressed with your consistency on CC. To be so consistently shit must take some real talent. Very well done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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