Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 29 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Why 6 times? Are you Norfolk Wolverine? 3 metal claws on each hand, if I was a Norfolk wolverine, that would make 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: If a man wants to identify as a woman, everybody else is forced to accept them as a woman... It hasn’t worked out that way for Pen and he’s been tucking the beast away for a hundred years or more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 On 20/07/2022 at 19:03, King Billy said: If a man wants to identify as a woman, everybody else is forced to accept them as a woman... When I was about four, I thought I was a railway engine. I went off the rails when my mother started to feed me on coal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 51 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: When I was about four, I thought I was a railway engine. I went off the rails when my mother started to feed me on coal. Probably because you were a little shunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 53 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: When I was about four, I thought I was a railway engine. I went off the rails when my mother started to feed me on coal. Do you recall a weird looking ‘female’ ticket inspector, with a prominent Adams Apple and a baseball bat sized bulge in the front of ‘her’ battleship grey BR skirt ever popping in to chat with your mum about obscure and strangely named places and the fascinating network of railways that ‘she’ travelled up and down the country on, hunting down and bringing to justice any criminal who thought they could get away with not buying a ticket? Mr Beeching, the poor cunt given the job of modernising the network in the 1960s, I think referred to ‘her’ once as ‘That fucking freaky bloke Pen who’s done more to scare people off trains than Agatha Christie and Adolf Hitler combined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Probably because you were a little shunt. 7 warningsssss you ssssssnivelling grassssssss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 I reckon it's probably because hoovers don't fight back , pull the plug out and there's an instant victim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 On 15/07/2022 at 17:56, Dyslexic cnut said: My family heirloom, a mint 12000 watt G4 Kirby Good condition perhaps, but hardly mint, unless you’ve had the hubcaps and stereo stored in a bank vault with your heroin and ecstasy stash. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 17 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson2 said: pull the plug out and there's an instant victim In real trouble, covered in shit and jizz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 45 minutes ago, King Billy said: Good condition perhaps, but hardly mint, unless you’ve had the hubcaps and stereo stored in a bank vault with your heroin and ecstasy stash. Lol. You slick, knowledgeable little fucker. I got nowt. Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You slick, knowledgeable little fucker. I got nowt. Cunt. Lucky guess DC. No regional profiling whatsoever. I’d never stoop that low, I’m a Red after all. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Lucky guess DC. No regional profiling whatsoever. I’d never stoop that low, I’m a Red after all. Lol. Unpalatable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 On 15/07/2022 at 02:09, Roadkill said: Well I can only guess he came out of the whole ordeal kosher. It was said that he did it whilst the Henry was "resting between two chairs" why the fuck did the Henry need a rest? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 Can't say i disagree with him, every diabetic i know does this as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Penelope Alive said: It was said that he did it whilst the Henry was "resting between two chairs" why the fuck did the Henry need a rest? He probably roofied it first... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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