King Billy Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 Great news everyone. The LHC near Geneva (just like the WEF at Davos) is about to be fired up on Tuesday by CERN after a 3 year shutdown and they’re kicking off straight away with the largest and most powerful particle collision ever, not knowing (in their own words) what might happen or what they might learn from this experiment. Apparently they’re hoping to unravel the darkest mysteries of the universe. Really? How the fuck will smashing a couple of ‘particles’ about a millionth the size of Franks brain, head on into each other, unravel the darkest mysteries of the universe? And who the fuck cares anyway? If I smash my imaginary M4 at 140 MPH into an oncoming Uber driven by a mask wearing bearded Afghan, will any previously unsolvable mysteries suddenly be solved? Total fucking shite news for the consumption of the dimwitted masses who will lap it all up between wanks over Stephen Hawking videos and tell their Thunberg looking retarded kids not to worry and that everything’s going to be OK. Brian Cox is another fucking cunt. D Ream my hairy star. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Great news everyone. The LHC near Geneva (just like the WEF at Davos) is about to be fired up on Tuesday by CERN after a 3 year shutdown and they’re kicking off straight away with the largest and most powerful particle collision ever, not knowing (in their own words) what might happen or what they might learn from this experiment. Apparently they’re hoping to unravel the darkest mysteries of the universe. Really? How the fuck will smashing a couple of ‘particles’ about a millionth the size of Franks brain, head on into each other, unravel the darkest mysteries of the universe? And who the fuck cares anyway? If I smash my imaginary M4 at 140 MPH into an oncoming Uber driven by a mask wearing bearded Afghan, will any previously unsolvable mysteries suddenly be solved? Total fucking shite news for the consumption of the dimwitted masses who will lap it all up between wanks over Stephen Hawking videos and tell their Thunberg looking retarded kids not to worry and that everything’s going to be OK. Brian Cox is another fucking cunt. D Ream my hairy star. Brian Cox is another fucking cunt..... He was good as Hogan in Sharpe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 Some believe this is being used to contact demons from another dimension or even Lucifer himself, personally i believe Lucifer is already here, he manifests in stupid people. There's so much evidence for that, just a walk down any street and you can very quickly count how many thicko's walking by on both hands with in minutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Some believe this is being used to contact demons from another dimension or even Lucifer himself, personally i believe Lucifer is already here, he manifests in stupid people. There's so much evidence for that, just a walk down any street and you can very quickly count how many thicko's walking by on both hands with in minutes. I thought Pen was something to do with it at first, till I realised it wasn’t called the Large Hardon Collider. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 9 hours ago, King Billy said: Great news everyone. The LHC near Geneva (just like the WEF at Davos) is about to be fired up on Tuesday by CERN after a 3 year shutdown and they’re kicking off straight away with the largest and most powerful particle collision ever, not knowing (in their own words) what might happen or what they might learn from this experiment. Apparently they’re hoping to unravel the darkest mysteries of the universe. Really? How the fuck will smashing a couple of ‘particles’ about a millionth the size of Franks brain, head on into each other, unravel the darkest mysteries of the universe? And who the fuck cares anyway? If I smash my imaginary M4 at 140 MPH into an oncoming Uber driven by a mask wearing bearded Afghan, will any previously unsolvable mysteries suddenly be solved? Total fucking shite news for the consumption of the dimwitted masses who will lap it all up between wanks over Stephen Hawking videos and tell their Thunberg looking retarded kids not to worry and that everything’s going to be OK. Brian Cox is another fucking cunt. D Ream my hairy star. You’re clearly not a man of science and it’s obvious you know absolutely nothing about particle physics. But worse than this your post, after dismissing the LHC as a load of bollocks, quickly descends into an idiotic reference to your fucking car, mask wearing and how news about the LHC is targeted at the “dimwitted masses”. I think it’s pretty clear to see who the dimwit is here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 53 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: You’re clearly not a man of science and it’s obvious you know absolutely nothing about particle physics. But worse than this your post, after dismissing the LHC as a load of bollocks, quickly descends into an idiotic reference to your fucking car, mask wearing and how news about the LHC is targeted at the “dimwitted masses”. I think it’s pretty clear to see who the dimwit is here. You? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 10 hours ago, King Billy said: Great news everyone. The LHC near Geneva (just like the WEF at Davos) is about to be fired up on Tuesday by CERN after a 3 year shutdown and they’re kicking off straight away with the largest and most powerful particle collision ever, not knowing (in their own words) what might happen or what they might learn from this experiment. Apparently they’re hoping to unravel the darkest mysteries of the universe. Really? How the fuck will smashing a couple of ‘particles’ about a millionth the size of Franks brain, head on into each other, unravel the darkest mysteries of the universe? And who the fuck cares anyway? If I smash my imaginary M4 at 140 MPH into an oncoming Uber driven by a mask wearing bearded Afghan, will any previously unsolvable mysteries suddenly be solved? Total fucking shite news for the consumption of the dimwitted masses who will lap it all up between wanks over Stephen Hawking videos and tell their Thunberg looking retarded kids not to worry and that everything’s going to be OK. Brian Cox is another fucking cunt. D Ream my hairy star. The irony here is that your ode to stupidity and ignorance was uploaded by a device made possible by components infused with ions created by a particle accelerator. There are countless industrial applications, most notably the development of MRI scanners. The LHC has so far discovered 59 different types of matter and has helped in discovering how the universe worked and evolved. Discoveries of hither unknown matter has been used in the formulation of drugs as well as the more mundane such as packaging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 46 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: has been used in the formulation of drugs I formulated some Hash, out of some leftover weed. It really chills you out Mrs Roops, and makes arguing seem a waste of time. Would you like some? I've already sent you a kilo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Penelope Alive said: You? Stupid daft fucking cunt. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 38 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Stupid daft fucking cunt. lol Bastard Billy is winding folks up and Ape fell for it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 4 hours ago, Ape™️ said: You’re clearly not a man of science and it’s obvious you know absolutely nothing about particle physics. But worse than this your post, after dismissing the LHC as a load of bollocks, quickly descends into an idiotic reference to your fucking car, mask wearing and how news about the LHC is targeted at the “dimwitted masses”. I think it’s pretty clear to see who the dimwit is here. Hadron Collider Who’s there? Knock knock. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 If hadron colliders were any good, Tony Stark would have had one. Pile of shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 15 hours ago, King Billy said: Great news everyone. The LHC near Geneva (just like the WEF at Davos) is about to be fired up on Tuesday by CERN after a 3 year shutdown and they’re kicking off straight away with the largest and most powerful particle collision ever, not knowing (in their own words) what might happen or what they might learn from this experiment. Apparently they’re hoping to unravel the darkest mysteries of the universe. Really? How the fuck will smashing a couple of ‘particles’ about a millionth the size of Franks brain, head on into each other, unravel the darkest mysteries of the universe? And who the fuck cares anyway? If I smash my imaginary M4 at 140 MPH into an oncoming Uber driven by a mask wearing bearded Afghan, will any previously unsolvable mysteries suddenly be solved? Total fucking shite news for the consumption of the dimwitted masses who will lap it all up between wanks over Stephen Hawking videos and tell their Thunberg looking retarded kids not to worry and that everything’s going to be OK. Brian Cox is another fucking cunt. D Ream my hairy star. We only sensorially access 0.4% of the electro-magnetic spectrum. The remaining 99.6% harbours secrets and holds structure outside of the basic waveforms we see via our puny instruments. The reverse engineering of base particles is key to understanding this. They want to see what hides in the shadows. For those that have grasped the magnitude of this event, it certainly is news, and worrying news at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 27 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: We only sensorially access 0.4% of the electro-magnetic spectrum. The remaining 99.6% harbours secrets and holds structure outside of the basic waveforms we see via our puny instruments. The reverse engineering of base particles is key to understanding this. They want to see what hides in the shadows. For those that have grasped the magnitude of this event, it certainly is news, and worrying news at that. If they wanted the little particle things to go faster, why not just use ball bearings? I think they're over complicating it to show off. It's not rocket surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 It's ten years today since the detection of the Higgs Boson was confirmed. That has been extremely useful, if only for its application in winding up religious people by referring to it as the God particle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 16 hours ago, King Billy said: If I smash my imaginary M4 at 140 MPH into an oncoming Uber driven by a mask wearing bearded Afghan, will any previously unsolvable mysteries suddenly be solved? Yes, will teeth implants ruin the steering wheel of an imaginary M4? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's ten years today since the detection of the Higgs Boson was confirmed. That has been extremely useful, if only for its application in winding up religious people by referring to it as the God particle. It doesn't have the same ring to it as, 'The Andromeda Strain'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 2 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: We only sensorially access 0.4% of the electro-magnetic spectrum. The remaining 99.6% harbours secrets and holds structure outside of the basic waveforms we see via our puny instruments. The reverse engineering of base particles is key to understanding this. They want to see what hides in the shadows. For those that have grasped the magnitude of this event, it certainly is news, and worrying news at that. Very interesting PB. But I'm going to wait to see if Roops challenges the veracity of your statement before I agree because, as you know, Roops is an expert on everything. Except the LBW rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Brian Cox is another fucking cunt..... He was good as Hogan in Sharpe Ah ya can't beat colonel girdwood..a national treasure so he is. UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 35 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Ah ya can't beat colonel girdwood..a national treasure so he is. UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY "FILTH" "God save Ireland" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 Black as bog...... UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 14 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Black as bog...... UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Hi Pansy Murphy. Are you laffin? Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 13 hours ago, Ape™️ said: You’re clearly not a man of science and it’s obvious you know absolutely nothing about particle physics. But worse than this your post, after dismissing the LHC as a load of bollocks, quickly descends into an idiotic reference to your fucking car, mask wearing and how news about the LHC is targeted at the “dimwitted masses”. I think it’s pretty clear to see who the dimwit is here. Reported for attempted derailing Professor Apeman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 11 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: The LHC has so far discovered 59 different types of matter That’s not really that impressive as the BBC have apparently discovered 154 different human genders with only a fraction of the LHCs budget. Hopefully the Beeb will build on this success and start launching the likes of Jeremy Vine and Emily Maitless at each other at extremely high velocity. Who knows what dark secrets of the Universe would be revealed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Yes, will teeth implants ruin the steering wheel of an imaginary M4? Not if the imaginary airbag functioned correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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