Roadkill Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 Just now, Carl Sway said: "Fuck off" is not being creative. That's the point. There's two main ways people pass the time on here - cunting public figures, or trying to trigger meltdowns. At the moment, you're making yourself a prime target for the latter simply by trying to explain yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 59 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: And I'm not an old friend of Pen. We weren't friends when I was here before. I can empathize with Pen these days because I've now experienced the idiots currently on here. I didn't think you were one, but you just seem to be going with the mainstream here. And the way I talk isn't fake in any way. I like slang and I like orthodox communication too. I am the mainstream here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Hard to believe, I know, but somebody actually called me "dude" last week, to my face. Say hello to Rex Kramer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 58 minutes ago, Roadkill said: That's the point. There's two main ways people pass the time on here - cunting public figures, or trying to trigger meltdowns. At the moment, you're making yourself a prime target for the latter simply by trying to explain yourself. That and continuing to draw breath. This helmetsniff has been here before, apparently. Unbelievable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Say hello to Rex Kramer. You're showing your age there, Eric. Not that this one from almost twenty years later boosts my own cause. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You're showing your age there, Eric. Not that this one from almost twenty years later boosts my own cause. Which is now edited out by the BBC and ITV. Still spoken by Samuel L Jackson though, because that's ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 9 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I've recently returned from a holiday to the Sun (stopping at Saturn on the way back for coffee) No holiday snaps of Uranus please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 7 hours ago, Carl Sway said: "Fuck off" is not being creative. How about ‘Fuck off on a unicycle, juggling 6 oranges, with both fists up your arse and doing the Times crossword with a crayon strapped to your Tefal forehead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Which is now edited out by the BBC and ITV. Still spoken by Samuel L Jackson though, because that's ok. For such a hurtful word, they really do use it on themselves a lot. They actually have a cute little rule where the hard "R" version is the really bad one - but if that was the case, surely the rest of the world should be given a free pass, because only thick divvy Yanks say it with a hard "R" anyway? Anyone else without crippling diabetes and chlorinated chicken slowly corroding their digestive tracts trying to say it with a hard "R" just ends up sounding like Kryten trying to say "smeg head" for the first time. Its a shit word for an insult anyway, and would have vanished from common use centuries ago if they had just left it alone. "Black cunt" or simply "darkie" are my personal go-to's - "chain rattler" or "gallows meat" if I'm feeling creative. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 12 minutes ago, Roadkill said: They actually have a cute little rule where the hard "R" version is the really bad one Gary Lineka. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 30 minutes ago, King Billy said: Gary Lineka. Still one too many 'r's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 On 10/07/2022 at 09:07, Ape™️ said: You really do think you’re something special on here, don’t you?! As for you “not being able to warm to me” - so what? I’ve openly said, from the second you arrived on CC, that you’re a needy, toady, bizarre little sycophant. Others have attempted to alter my view but It’s proven to be unswervingly correct. I’ve already told Eric that I decided some time ago to have absolutely nothing to do with you, but you can’t seem to help yourself and like to make your oh-so-hilarious little name-drops. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Idiot. This is priceless! A retaliatory grammar check! It speaks volumes about what a fragile, touchy little weirdo you are! What a prize wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 11 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: This is priceless! A retaliatory grammar check! It speaks volumes about what a fragile, touchy little weirdo you are! What a prize wanker. Don’t start something that you’re not able to finish, you odd, snidey, limited little gobshite. While you’re at it, get fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 13 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Don’t start something that you’re not able to finish, you odd, snidey, limited little gobshite. While you’re at it, get fucked. There you go again - trying to be a CC big-hitter. I’m actually embarrassed for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 Just now, Ape™️ said: There you go again - trying to be a CC big-hitter. I’m actually embarrassed for you. I hardly think telling you to ‘get fucked’ marks a member down as a ‘CC big-hitter.’ Who the fuck do you think you are on here? Snivelling little half-faggot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: "don’t you?!" "but It’s proven" Why have you highlighted those particular points, which are both perfectly correct? "?!", while admittedly not to everybody's taste, is entirely valid, and certainly to be preferred to the "interrobang" abomination invented by purists who wanted a single terminating punctuation mark to express the concept. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Why have you highlighted those particular points, which are both perfectly correct? "?!", while admittedly not to everybody's taste, is entirely valid, and certainly to be preferred to the "interrobang" abomination invented by purists who wanted a single terminating punctuation mark to express the concept. You’re completely missing the fucking point, Baws. The game is not about accuracy or correctness, it’s about spoiling this little cunt’s day. I knew that the weather was going to improve, late morning, and I assumed that the Bellend had a lovely day planned. One little post from me, may, in some way, ruin it for the disturbed little prick. So it came to pass. What I do know is, in my Grammar school (in England,) had I submitted an essay with Ape’s punctuation, my sclerotic would have been strapped clean off me. ‘Taste’ has fuck all to do with it, it’s purely wrong and I’ll not be lectured in English Grammar by a caber wielding savage who’s first language is Gaelic….which as every scholar knows, is the language of ancient homosexuals. ‘lic’ meaning ‘language’ and ‘gae’ meaning ‘anus burster.’ I know that also to be true because it was found as ancient graffiti by William Wallace on the wall of a bothy very close to, erm, Glamis Castle where he pronounced his gay love for Robert the Bruce, your national heroe and fellow ferret of the chutney. Wallace even signed it ‘Brave heart’ so don’t try arguing with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You’re completely missing the fucking point, Baws. The game is not about accuracy or correctness I’ll not be lectured in English Grammar by a caber wielding savage who’s first language is Gaelic Game? This isn't a motherfucking game. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Idiot. Idoit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 14 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Idoit. ...with other men. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You’re completely missing the fucking point, Baws. The game is not about accuracy or correctness, it’s about spoiling this little cunt’s day. I knew that the weather was going to improve, late morning, and I assumed that the Bellend had a lovely day planned. One little post from me, may, in some way, ruin it for the disturbed little prick. So it came to pass. What I do know is, in my Grammar school (in England,) had I submitted an essay with Ape’s punctuation, my sclerotic would have been strapped clean off me. ‘Taste’ has fuck all to do with it, it’s purely wrong and I’ll not be lectured in English Grammar by a caber wielding savage who’s first language is Gaelic….which as every scholar knows, is the language of ancient homosexuals. ‘lic’ meaning ‘language’ and ‘gae’ meaning ‘anus burster.’ I know that also to be true because it was found as ancient graffiti by William Wallace on the wall of a bothy very close to, erm, Glamis Castle where he pronounced his gay love for Robert the Bruce, your national heroe and fellow ferret of the chutney. Wallace even signed it ‘Brave heart’ so don’t try arguing with me. Do you honestly expect anyone to believe this horseshit? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Do you honestly expect anyone to believe this horseshit? I don’t care, as long as you’re as rattled as you clearly are, I’m a happy cunt. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I don’t care, as long as you’re as rattled as you clearly are, I’m a happy cunt. Cunt. Here’s the way I see it. You went trawling back through my posts to find what you deemed to be grammatical errors, and proudly highlighted them in retaliation. However, after ‘Baws pointed out that you were wrong, you then concocted a load of absolute bollocks to try and cover your mistake. It’s wonderful to see the lengths you’ll go to in order to try and save face. What a total prick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 22 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I don’t care, as long as you’re as rattled as you clearly are, I’m a happy cunt. Cunt. Allright lads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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