Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 Our slitty overlords are at it again, repeatedly failing to understand that you are responsible for your own choices. Moon faced and sexually challenged Claire Ingle has hit another wimmins home run on the BBC, by claiming that those who choose IVF should have more support from employers, on top of their salaries and 6 weeks paid holiday, in order to deal with the emotional stress of working whilst undergoing treatment. Is this middle-aged-heap telling us all that we should support time off work in preparation for . . . more time off work? To think these gash-wielding-fembots want equal salaries. Make a choice and knuckle down, or fuck off. Eh? There's already been a bill presented to parliament? Fighting for rights for workers undergoing fertility treatment - BBC News Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 Selfish slag. What's wrong with adopting an unwanted child rather than experimenting to grow your own one with a chemistry set. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 Why can't the doctors just tell them the truth? 'Nature doesn't want you to reproduce because you're a fucking Flid.' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 She claims her employer didn't provide support - but the stupid fucking cunt didn't even tell them about the treatment. Oh, and she works in HR. I hope she ends up having quadruplets, and they're all fucking mongols. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 My friend went to the fertility clinic and the nurse asked him if he'd like to masturbate in the cup. He said he was good but not good enough to compete in a tournament yet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Our slitty overlords are at it again, repeatedly failing to understand that you are responsible for your own choices. Moon faced and sexually challenged Claire Ingle has hit another wimmins home run on the BBC, by claiming that those who choose IVF should have more support from employers, on top of their salaries and 6 weeks paid holiday, in order to deal with the emotional stress of working whilst undergoing treatment. Is this middle-aged-heap telling us all that we should support time off work in preparation for . . . more time off work? To think these gash-wielding-fembots want equal salaries. Make a choice and knuckle down, or fuck off. Eh? There's already been a bill presented to parliament? Fighting for rights for workers undergoing fertility treatment - BBC News ‘MY COMPANY MY CHOICE’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: She claims her employer didn't provide support - but the stupid fucking cunt didn't even tell them about the treatment. Oh, and she works in HR. I hope she ends up having quadruplets, and they're all fucking mongols. ...and invade china 🇨🇳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 53 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My friend went to the fertility clinic and the nurse asked him if he'd like to masturbate in the cup. He said he was good but not good enough to compete in a tournament yet. The nurse would have wanked him off if he'd been on BUPA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 My wank sock would solve the worlds fertility crisis, where should i send it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 4 hours ago, Neil said: My wank sock would solve the worlds fertility crisis, whetre should i send it? Pripyat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 5 hours ago, Neil said: My wank sock would solve the worlds fertility crisis, where should i send it? The exact fucking opposite of "immaculate conception". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 8 hours ago, Neil said: My wank sock would solve the worlds fertility crisis, where should i send it? Babies born with verrucas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 The pronouns in that article are very gender-specific. Will these holidays also be available for those attempting more normal methods of conception? "Sorry I was asleep, boss. I was shagging all night. May I have a month off to give the Mrs a seeing to?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 14 hours ago, Neil said: My wank sock would solve the worlds fertility crisis, where should i send it? Probably not to the police DNA lab Neil, or some nerdy six stone trainee technician with Coke bottle specs, who until now had zero chance (or less) of ever having sex with a living female, will become the super hero who caught the ‘Rascal Ripper’, and have every female in England wanting to thank him by sitting on his spotty face, safe in the knowledge that they can thumb a lift home afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 On 03/07/2022 at 21:10, camberwell gypsy said: My friend went to the fertility clinic and the nurse asked him if he'd like to masturbate in the cup Didn’t they have any milk? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 Another fucking victim. Everybody wants to be a victim these days, have you noticed that? Oh please help me I’m so oppressed…..I’m going through IVF treatment so I need to stay at home watching fucking Netflix. You just don’t understand my problems you fascists! And then we wonder why hundreds of lowlife fucking cunts turn up on the Kent coast every day. They can see what we have become even if we are too fucking thick to see it ourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 27 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Another fucking victim. Everybody wants to be a victim these days, have you noticed that? Oh please help me I’m so oppressed…..I’m going through IVF treatment so I need to stay at home watching fucking Netflix. You just don’t understand my problems you fascists! And then we wonder why hundreds of lowlife fucking cunts turn up on the Kent coast every day. They can see what we have become even if we are too fucking thick to see it ourselves. Funnily enough, I have. Only because I have to listen you pissing your fucking pants on a regular basis though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 13 hours ago, judgetwi said: Another fucking victim. Everybody wants to be a victim these days, have you noticed that? Oh please help me I’m so oppressed…..I’m going through IVF treatment so I need to stay at home watching fucking Netflix. You just don’t understand my problems you fascists! And then we wonder why hundreds of lowlife fucking cunts turn up on the Kent coast every day. They can see what we have become even if we are too fucking thick to see it ourselves. You seem to have a thing for stating the obvious. Do you wear a cape and a bib? You spectacular fucking mong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Parabolic Cunting said: You seem to have a thing for stating the obvious. Do you wear a cape and a bib? You spectacular fucking mong. Jewperman 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 On 04/07/2022 at 07:29, Neil said: My wank sock would solve the worlds fertility crisis, where should i send it? I’d imagine the filthy thing is set harder than the concrete on Brize Norton runway. You should give it to the Ukrainians to fire at the Russians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’d imagine the filthy thing is set harder than the concrete on Brize Norton runway. You should give it to the Ukrainians to fire at the Russians Grooved Marshall asphalt, actually. @Ape™️? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 27 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Grooved Marshall asphalt, actually. @Ape™️? Why have you tagged me in this post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Why have you tagged me in this post? So he can taunt you for being a nerd if you know anything about airport tarspac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 6 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Why have you tagged me in this post? You sweep the fucker, that’s why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 8, 2022 Report Share Posted July 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You sweep the fucker, that’s why. You are, as I’ve always known, a fucking idiot. Next time you’re posting your drivel, keep me out of it. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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