R.IP 'Great Britain', We're fucked

[Dave Umbongo]

16 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Oi Big Bollock, I've been drinking Vodka all afternoon and I'm enjoying the shitty weather and I was wondering what you thought about it?

Carry on, but make sure it's Spirytus Rektyfikowany vodka, and lots of it. It's still sunny here but I'm only down the road from the (dry) bog dweller, Dickless.

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

6 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Carry on, but make sure it's Spirytus Rektyfikowany vodka, and lots of it. It's still sunny here but I'm only down the road from the (dry) bog dweller, Dickless.

Who's the dry bog dweller?

[Dyslexic cnut]

44 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Oi Big Bollock, I've been drinking Vodka all afternoon and I'm enjoying the shitty weather and I was wondering what you thought about it?

I’m getting concerned about you, Raaaso. Every post you make ends in ‘what you thought about it?’ or ‘what do you think?’ You’ve been here long enough not to be so insecure or, heaven forbid, be accused of copying another grown-ups M.O. (@Wolfie, thoughts?) Knock it off, it’s unseemly and the evidence suggests you’re better than this. It’s cheap, and borrowed. Carve your own niche my old friend, you’re good enough.

[Dave Umbongo]

23 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Who's the dry bog dweller?

Decimus. Although he hasn't been on here a while so hopefully he's dead.

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

21 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Decimus. Although he hasn't been on here a while so hopefully he's dead.

It's weird Big Bollock, it seems like most people on here are from Norfolk/Norwich. What's so good about that part of country then?

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

42 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I’m getting concerned about you, Raaaso. Every post you make ends in ‘what you thought about it?’ or ‘what do you think?’ You’ve been here long enough not to be so insecure or, heaven forbid, be accused of copying another grown-ups M.O. (@Wolfie, thoughts?) Knock it off, it’s unseemly and the evidence suggests you’re better than this. It’s cheap, and borrowed. Carve your own niche my old friend, you’re good enough.

It's one of my new trademark sign offs DC, like you, I've been working on new material. Whilst I appreciate your words of advice, I've always been the same here, not too friendly, and a little unpredictable perhaps, so on that front...go fuck yourself.

Anyways I would echo some of your words and agree with Wolfie, in saying you are better than some of your disgraceful past behaviour suggests... I'll be honest DC, I missed you (and our feud) a little whilst you were dead. I'm not sure where our new found respect for eachother will go but I'm thinking there could be an opportunity for us to shine around these parts and become legendary... Are you willing to go for it? 

PS. I'm beginning to want you dead again. 

[Dave Umbongo]

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

It's weird Big Bollock, it seems like most people on here are from Norfolk/Norwich. What's so good about that part of country then?

In truth, not many darkies.

[camberwell gypsy]

I see Emma Flashinthepancanu was bundled out of Wimbledon today.  Hopefully followed by that miserable, English hating jock arsehat Murray later.

[King Billy]

10 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

No male over 10yo should ever wear shorts in the UK. It's undignified and makes them look like foreigners.

Shorts are for children who fall over a lot; skin is cheaper to repair than whatever trousers are made of.

I’ve just chucked up my dinner and a bottle of Mateus Rose all over the missus and her mother while reading this. A mental image of Pen in a pair of hot pants asking to see my train ticket, bell end dragging along the floor behind it and up it all came. Thanks.

[King Billy]

5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Even the people who have this skin don't feel comfortable in it so I doubt they'll be much demand for trousers made from it 

I’ve heard that Donald Trump has a wet suit made from a scooped out African American that he shot from the balcony of the White House.

I think I heard it on CNN so it must be true.

[King Billy]

2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

It's weird Big Bollock, it seems like most people on here are from Norfolk/Norwich. What's so good about that part of country then?

They all have the same DNA.

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

It's one of my new trademark sign offs DC, like you, I've been working on new material. Whilst I appreciate your words of advice, I've always been the same here, not too friendly, and a little unpredictable perhaps, so on that front...go fuck yourself.

Anyways I would echo some of your words and agree with Wolfie, in saying you are better than some of your disgraceful past behaviour suggests... I'll be honest DC, I missed you (and our feud) a little whilst you were dead. I'm not sure where our new found respect for eachother will go but I'm thinking there could be an opportunity for us to shine around these parts and become legendary... Are you willing to go for it? 

PS. I'm beginning to want you dead again. 

Homo.

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

7 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Homo.

C'mon now KB, we all know @Dyslexic cnut can be needy from time to time. I'm softening him up before trying to kill him. 

[King Billy]

2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

C'mon now KB, we all know @Dyslexic cnut can be needy from time to time. I'm softening him up before trying to kill him. 

DC is a changed man since Frank did his well practiced Judas routine on him. And he seems to have gotten stronger from his near death experience at his first AA meeting, when he was set upon by everyone in the room. Tbf he can’t have been thinking straight when he introduced himself by saying…..’Hello I’m DC and I’m a scouser’. Fair play to the lad.

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

8 minutes ago, King Billy said:

DC is a changed man since Frank did his well practiced Judas routine on him. And he seems to have gotten stronger from his near death experience at his first AA meeting, when he was set upon by everyone in the room. Tbf he can’t have been thinking straight when he introduced himself by saying…..’Hello I’m DC and I’m a scouser’. Fair play to the lad.

The cunts definitely got spirit.

Frank left a lasting impression on him, even to this day DC still mimics wig wearing poofter from time to time. DC seems to have sorted himself out and is going it alone. I knew (and told him) giving up Crack would help him out. 

[Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2]

On 27/06/2022 at 14:22, Neil said:

My kids went to this school, and they wondered why I never tutned up for parents evenings, Utter cunts

https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/education/wymondham-high-academy-school-uniform-policy-9096714?fbclid=IwAR3q1D1Zzfze8UBbNTa30GBp5MSiT29gsGIXrlomcNEipbBRR6e4RTS1UuI

Best thing about Wymondham is probably Hingham . Even Rocklands has got a shop and it's own roundabout 

[King Billy]

22 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

The cunts definitely got spirit.

Frank left a lasting impression on him, even to this day DC still mimics wig wearing poofter from time to time. DC seems to have sorted himself out and is going it alone. I knew (and told him) giving up Crack would help him out. 

I like DC and I’m glad that you 2 have ‘calmed down’. See what I did there? But I’m a little bit concerned about something I’ve just seen. Apparently Los Angeles has seen a surge in Monkeypox cases (currently 22) which has definitely got nothing to do with the Pride events over the last week or so as Monkeypox is no longer a ‘cock to arse’ transmittable virus, as it always used to be. I just hope the participants at this weekends bumfoolery parade in Liverpool have got the memo and DC if he happens to be out and about in the vicinity of the parade doesn’t through no fault of his own catch a heavy dose of it in his bottom. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

C'mon now KB, we all know @Dyslexic cnut can be needy from time to time. I'm softening him up before trying to kill him. 

Your optimism strikes me like junk mail addressed to the dead.

[Dyslexic cnut]

13 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

The cunts definitely got spirit.

Frank left a lasting impression on him, even to this day DC still mimics wig wearing poofter from time to time. DC seems to have sorted himself out and is going it alone. I knew (and told him) giving up Crack would help him out. 

Many thanks for this endorsement, it means so much to me.

’I was wondering what you think about it?’ ‘What are your thoughts?’ etc, are not ‘your signature’ Raaso, any more than your usage of ‘lol’ frequently…they’ve been lifted from others on here.😉 I preferred your old letter writing format which I believe was original, but that’s gone.

My sex-life (or lack of it right now) should be of little concern to you, but I do have to thank you for that advice, you wax doll stabbing, voodoo Cnut.

[Miles]

The UK was fucked all those years ago when we joined the then Common Market which morphed in the the EU. Our national identity was weakend and then mostly destroyed. The National Socialist ie the the likes of the SNP and PC crawled out of the woodwork and convinced the limp wristed that they were not racist .. a cunt can proclaim that they are a Welsh or Scottish Nationalist and the left will pour praise on tem but I cannot say that I am an English Nationalist (actually I am not) because they will call me a fascist. What a fucked up world we are living in.

[Major Cunt]

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Many thanks for this endorsement, it means so much to me.

’I was wondering what you think about it?’ ‘What are your thoughts?’ etc, are not ‘your signature’ Raaso, any more than your usage of ‘lol’ frequently…they’ve been lifted from others on here.😉 I preferred your old letter writing format which I believe was original, but that’s gone.

My sex-life (or lack of it right now) should be of little concern to you, but I do have to thank you for that advice, you wax doll stabbing, voodoo Cnut.

In all honestly, DC, were you playing the long game with your previous incarnation as Franco's faithful sidekick? Was the fawning over Graham Norton-esque loafers/shirts a strategic move in order to gain his trust to then fuck him over at a later date? 

I'm only dubious due to your refusal to take on board the sage advice dispensed by myself, Eric and Killer. We pointed out several previous incidents where the Corners Rocky Horror Show extra had lured naive newbies to fictitious meetings at their expense, and at the time the cunt had you in full Stockholm Syndrome. 

You've no need to hang on to his coattails anymore as your durability has been thoroughly tested. You can be a creative and insightful commentator at times.

And congratulations on putting the crack pipe down. Like Cookie from Rock an Rolla i hope you locked it in a smoke proof coffin!

[White Cunt]

47 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said:

The UK was fucked all those years ago when we joined the then Common Market which morphed in the the EU. Our national identity was weakend and then mostly destroyed. The National Socialist ie the the likes of the SNP and PC crawled out of the woodwork and convinced the limp wristed that they were not racist .. a cunt can proclaim that they are a Welsh or Scottish Nationalist and the left will pour praise on tem but I cannot say that I am an English Nationalist (actually I am not) because they will call me a fascist. What a fucked up world we are living in.

There are some uncomfortable grunts coming over the channel from the screaming eurotwats  - wanting to drag us back into their crotch empire.
Undoubtedly, the leading party/parties are all onboard and would love to shove us back into the matrix - again.

[Dyslexic cnut]

55 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

In all honestly, DC, were you playing the long game with your previous incarnation as Franco's faithful sidekick? Was the fawning over Graham Norton-esque loafers/shirts a strategic move in order to gain his trust to then fuck him over at a later date? 

I'm only dubious due to your refusal to take on board the sage advice dispensed by myself, Eric and Killer. We pointed out several previous incidents where the Corners Rocky Horror Show extra had lured naive newbies to fictitious meetings at their expense, and at the time the cunt had you in full Stockholm Syndrome. 

You've no need to hang on to his coattails anymore as your durability has been thoroughly tested. You can be a creative and insightful commentator at times.

And congratulations on putting the crack pipe down. Like Cookie from Rock an Rolla i hope you locked it in a smoke proof coffin!

It was merely a different approach to the said cunt. I got bored watching new members joining in on an attack on someone when they had no grievance or knowledge/history of the individual but meekly went along with the general view so, being a cantankerous contrarian I took another tack, which certainly aroused interest on here.
What I will say is that for a member who’s not put a nom in for five years and drifts in and out of this place, his name is probably the most referred to by some distance. I think the said cunt has already admitted was that it was I who turned on him and not the other way around. 
If I can be arsed digging it out I’ll post the said culling admission on here. But sometimes…he lies.

   On 09/04/2022 at 23:38,  Roadkill said:

@Frank what rating would you give DC as one of your short lived disciples?

I rate the man highly. He came in through the back door and certainly got the measure of me. If I'm being truthful, it was brutal when he turned on me like he did. I honestly didn't see it coming.  

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Many thanks for this endorsement, it means so much to me.

’I was wondering what you think about it?’ ‘What are your thoughts?’ etc, are not ‘your signature’ Raaso, any more than your usage of ‘lol’ frequently…they’ve been lifted from others on here.😉 I preferred your old letter writing format which I believe was original, but that’s gone.

My sex-life (or lack of it right now) should be of little concern to you, but I do have to thank you for that advice, you wax doll stabbing, voodoo Cnut.

Right DC old chap, let's get a few things straightened out. 

1. 'I was wondering what you thought about it' is not lifted from anyone else, and I don't think I've ever said  'What are your thoughts' on here.

2. 'Lol' is commonplace here and I like to add it in as a wind up. Which I'm sure you'll recall me using during many of our chats/fights.

3. Never mind what you prefer... I prefer whatever I prefer doing and your preference makes no difference to me.  

4. 'Works ramping up' was a classic on your part DC in my opinion and I may 'lift' that one. 

5. I'm beginning to wish you were dead again, and I was wondering what you thought about it? LOL. 

 

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

3 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

In all honestly, DC, were you playing the long game with your previous incarnation as Franco's faithful sidekick? Was the fawning over Graham Norton-esque loafers/shirts a strategic move in order to gain his trust to then fuck him over at a later date? 

I'm only dubious due to your refusal to take on board the sage advice dispensed by myself, Eric and Killer. We pointed out several previous incidents where the Corners Rocky Horror Show extra had lured naive newbies to fictitious meetings at their expense, and at the time the cunt had you in full Stockholm Syndrome. 

You've no need to hang on to his coattails anymore as your durability has been thoroughly tested. You can be a creative and insightful commentator at times.

And congratulations on putting the crack pipe down. Like Cookie from Rock an Rolla i hope you locked it in a smoke proof coffin!

I took onboard many a warning about Frank in my early days here Major, and I'm glad I did. @Frank is like HIV/Aids (which I'm sure he has) in that it's very difficult to get rid of once it's infected you. Fair play to @Dyslexic cnut though, he gave Frank a proper kicking a while ago, resulting in the pair of them developing an awkward 'no public signs of affection' type relationship. I'm sure DC would come running again if Frank flashed his arse (whilst wearing his wig of course) but I'm going to try my best to keep the new, reformed DC away from that vile cunt.