colonelkurtz Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 Will the Afghan earthquake deaths and injury tallies have separate penis vs vagina premier league tables with additional full beard vs burka play offs,straight vs gay shoot outs [geddit],flapping tent vs badly maintained shack sub divisions .. in other words just like every other aspect of life in Talibanville. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 It was their god's punishment for -------- (insert sin here). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 34 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It was their god's punishment for -------- (insert sin here). Brexit? (just like every other fuckin' mishap since 2016) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 1 hour ago, colonelkurtz said: Will the Afghan earthquake deaths and injury tallies have separate penis or vagina premier league tables with additional full beard vs burka play offs,straight vs gay shoot outs [geddit],flapping tent vs badly maintained shack sub divisions .. in other words just like every other aspect of life in Talibanville. Why should we care what the statistics are? They wouldn't give a cuntin' fuck if it happened to us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 I sincerely hope that early reports are vastly under estimating the number of casualties and that the figure rises to astronomical numbers. Dirty,filthy raghead cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 Ya said it all man...ya said it all UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 How the fuck do you manage to die in an earthquake when you live in a single storey mud hut the size of a garden shed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 16 minutes ago, Roadkill said: How the fuck do you manage to die in an earthquake when you live in a single storey mud hut the size of a garden shed? The ground swallows you up, & covers your mouth, you cannot breathe & your clothes are torn off - it's an horrible way to pop your clogs. I've heard drowning is good, you see lots of colours. Love ProfBXXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 9 minutes ago, ProfB said: The ground swallows you up, & covers your mouth, you cannot breathe & your clothes are torn off - it's an horrible way to pop your clogs. I've heard drowning is good, you see lots of colours. Love ProfBXXX I don't imagine there's much of a chance of drowning in Afghanistan, Prof. To be honest, nuking the cunts would be a mercy compared to their most common ways of meeting their sinister sky fairy. We should do that. To be nice. A nice nuke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 22 minutes ago, ProfB said: I've heard drowning is good, you see lots of colours. It's heartening to think that a drowning poof might get to see one last, ironic rainbow. Fingers crossed that when "the big one" hits, a 200 foot tsunami will take out the whole San Francisco bay area. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's heartening to think that a drowning poof might get to see one last, ironic rainbow. Fingers crossed that when "the big one" hits, a 200 foot tsunami will take out the whole San Francisco bay area. Thank fuck it occurred in Afghanistan. I’m sure the fakestream media will find a way to tell everyone it was our fault though. Here all week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: I don't imagine there's much of a chance of drowning in Afghanistan, Prof. To be honest, nuking the cunts would be a mercy compared to their most common ways of meeting their sinister sky fairy. We should do that. To be nice. A nice nuke. An H bomb.(H for halal obviously). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: How the fuck do you manage to die in an earthquake when you live in a single storey mud hut the size of a garden shed? It's easy, just replace the word 'earthquake' with 'off target American nuke'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's heartening to think that a drowning poof might get to see one last, ironic rainbow. Fingers crossed that when "the big one" hits, a 200 foot tsunami will take out the whole San Francisco bay area. That could be catastrophic. There might be so much eliminated poofery that a permanent rainbow appears like an epitaph to fallen arse ticklers, a perceived martyrdom to inspire a generations worth of shit-stabbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 The news at the moment is yet another drought in Kenya. Fourth in a row. So I'll expect Sir Lenford of Dudley will be jetting across in first class to tell us all about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 While dead Peacefuls is always good news I wouldn’t get too cocky if I were you. How long before the globalists and the posh do gooders decide this is a “humanitarian crisis” and we need to import the “survivors”? They won’t be moving next door to Gary Linekunt or Owen Jones. No, they’ll be moving into your street and my street and poncing off the taxpayer while raping children and nicking anything they can get hold of. It’s not an accident……it’s exactly what they intend for us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 If the UK government send aid to the Taliban without some major conditions, I'm going to hunt down every member of the cabinet and curl off a runny shite into an eye of each and every one of them. What's the point of chucking money around if you don't get concessions in return? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 (edited) Apparently the stench from the bodies is horrendous and that's just the rescuers. I'm seriously thinking that there may be a God after all. If this Monkey Pox wipes out poofs I'm going to church every Sunday from now on. Edited June 23, 2022 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 14 hours ago, ProfB said: The ground swallows you up, & covers your mouth, you cannot breathe & your clothes are torn off - it's an horrible way to pop your clogs. I've heard drowning is good, you see lots of colours. Love ProfBXXX One swallow does not a summer make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's heartening to think that a drowning poof might get to see one last, ironic rainbow. Fingers crossed that when "the big one" hits, a 200 foot tsunami will take out the whole San Francisco bay area. The Village Boat-People 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 On 22/06/2022 at 18:06, ProfB said: The ground swallows you up, & covers your mouth, you cannot breathe & your clothes are torn off - it's an horrible way to pop your clogs. I've heard drowning is good, you see lots of colours. Love ProfBXXX Try both of them immediately and report back. This is the kind of thing that fascinates me. Do carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Village Boat-People LGBTQYMCA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 14 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: One swallow does not a summer make. I always thought you spit, Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Village Boat-People It's fun to stay at the RNLI 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 On 22/06/2022 at 18:06, ProfB said: The ground swallows you up, & covers your mouth, you cannot breathe & your clothes are torn off - it's an horrible way to pop your clogs. I've heard drowning is good, you see lots of colours. Love ProfBXXX Send 'Big Kazza' out there ProfB... Wedging her humongous, fat arse between two mountains would stop an earthquake. Tell the fat cunt I love her really. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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