Dave Umbongo Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 Imagine my surprise to read that somebody in the audience has been offended by a comedians joke and complained to the police. Now you're probably trying to guess which one it is, out of Frankie Boyle, Ricky Gervais or Jimmy Carr. Sorry to disappoint but it was Joe Lycett and a joke involving the words "giant donkey dick". FFS Pen, calling the police is a bit excessive, don't you think. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: FFS Pen, calling the police is a bit excessive, don't you think. Eee aww eee awwlways calls the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 I haven’t got much time for coppers these days, what with their rainbow painted cars, taking the knee for a druggie American criminal, skate boarding with tree huggers and dancing with poofs. But I have to feel sorry for the officers who had to take this wanker’s complaint, write it all down and not laugh in the cunt’s face and tell him to fuck off home to his fucking Mummy. Magnificent self control and professionalism in my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 53 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Imagine my surprise to read that somebody in the audience has been offended by a comedians joke and complained to the police. Now you're probably trying to guess which one it is, out of Frankie Boyle, Ricky Gervais or Jimmy Carr. Sorry to disappoint but it was Joe Lycett and a joke involving the words "giant donkey dick". FFS Pen, calling the police is a bit excessive, don't you think. Joe Lycett should be arrested for impersonating a comedian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Joe Lycett should be arrested for impersonating a comedian By Officer Derek Chauvin ideally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 Did it involve the mincy little poof taking one of these up his arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 11 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Imagine my surprise to read that somebody in the audience has been offended by a comedians joke and complained to the police. Now you're probably trying to guess which one it is, out of Frankie Boyle, Ricky Gervais or Jimmy Carr. Sorry to disappoint but it was Joe Lycett and a joke involving the words "giant donkey dick". FFS Pen, calling the police is a bit excessive, don't you think. No. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: I haven’t got much time for coppers these days, what with their rainbow painted cars, taking the knee for a druggie American criminal, skate boarding with tree huggers and dancing with poofs. But I have to feel sorry for the officers who had to take this wanker’s complaint, write it all down and not laugh in the cunt’s face and tell him to fuck off home to his fucking Mummy. Magnificent self control and professionalism in my opinion. What is yours (sic) like judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 Is it a black man's cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 6 hours ago, Neil said: Is it a black man's cock? If you mean the one in Punkers gob at the glory hole then the answer is yes. The one sliding in and out of his arse is too. The Mtembe brothers relaxing after a round of golf in rural Cheshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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