Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 The words 'Wales' and 'Rock' are an incongruous combination. I associate the Welsh with boring me into a coma with hymns and the underlying misery that tinges every word out of the mouths of these insipid bumpkin fucks. Making the news in the last couple of days are Stereophonics, whose tepid, nasal brand of soft-rock has again been polluting the spectrum, this time with 'Welsh Cunt' poster-boy Tom Jones adding to the disgusting medley of sounds. All that was missing was a live stream from behind bars of Ian Watkins performing his new single 'Baby Blues' and the Cardiff triangle of Depravity would have been complete, swallowing all of Wales into oblivion. Alas! For all our sakes, leave the guitars to the English and the Scots. You just sound fucking crap. Have a nice day. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Parabolic Cunting said: The words 'Wales' and 'Rock' are an incongruous combination. I associate the Welsh with boring me into a coma with hymns and the underlying misery that tinges every word out of the mouths of these insipid bumpkin fucks. Making the news in the last couple of days are Stereophonics, whose tepid, nasal brand of soft-rock has again been polluting the spectrum, this time with 'Welsh Cunt' poster-boy Tom Jones adding to the disgusting medley of sounds. All that was missing was a live stream from behind bars of Ian Watkins performing his new single 'Baby Blues' and the Cardiff triangle of Depravity would have been complete, swallowing all of Wales into oblivion. Alas! For all our sakes, leave the guitars to the English and the Scots. You just sound fucking crap. Have a nice day. Cunts. Bonnie Tyler. Proper rock singer. Did a lot of commercial stuff but a seriously powerful voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 5 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Ian Watkins performing his new single 'Baby Blues' Ironically, "Baby Blue" was a track by another Welsh band, Badfinger, which played over Walter White's death scene in "Breaking Bad". I guess he got what he deserved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Neil Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Ironically, "Baby Blue" was a track by another Welsh band, Badfinger Two of those cunts topped themselves too, what with Stuart Cable you'd think Tom would take a fucking hint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 Pete Ham wrote 'Without You' which Harry Nillson nicked after hearing them in the studio. Should have been made for life but fucked it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 Stereophonics had literally one decent track which was bartender and the thief , I'd say the rest is a load of shit . They should definitely have packed it in after Stuart cable joined the great sesh in the sky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 20 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson2 said: Stereophonics had literally one decent track which was bartender and the thief , I'd say the rest is a load of shit . They should definitely have packed it in after Stuart cable joined the great sesh in the sky Seriously though, why do you leave spaces before and after full stops and commas? Is your device fucking you over? @Carl Sway can attest to me being one of the very few cunts on here who are sympathetic towards technical disabilities, but if you're trying to pass this off as a personal style or quirk I will obliterate you like a Mexican foetus in the back of a rusty van. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 56 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Seriously though, why do you leave spaces before and after full stops and commas? Is your device fucking you over? @Carl Sway can attest to me being one of the very few cunts on here who are sympathetic towards technical disabilities, but if you're trying to pass this off as a personal style or quirk I will obliterate you like a Mexican foetus in the back of a rusty van. Mexican foetuses are aborted exclusively in VW Beetles. They are hung on the rear-view mirror, next to the Magic Tree® and the rosary. Just above the dashboard mounted nodding Jesus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mexican foetuses are aborted exclusively in VW Beetles. They are hung on the rear-view mirror, next to the Magic Tree® and the rosary. Just above the dashboard mounted nodding Jesus. Just above the SPAS-12 secreted under the dashboard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Seriously though, why do you leave spaces before and after full stops and commas? Is your device fucking you over? @Carl Sway can attest to me being one of the very few cunts on here who are sympathetic towards technical disabilities, but if you're trying to pass this off as a personal style or quirk I will obliterate you like a Mexican foetus in the back of a rusty van. My phone does it automatically and I don't think anyone has noticed before,oh to go back and gain some gcse's and learn some basic grammar,Stuart cable coming back to life and hammering kelly Jones over the head for Mr writer is probably more likely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just above the SPAS-12 secreted under the dashboard. A woman has no place knowing of SPAS-ANYTHING. Go and fucking embroider something and stop embarrassing yourself. Mr Cholmondley Warner was fucking spot on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A woman has no place knowing of SPAS-ANYTHING. Go and fucking embroider something and stop embarrassing yourself. Mr Cholmondley Warner was fucking spot on. She'll catch the vapours if she keeps this up. Poor, sweet little misguided thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 38 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson2 said: My phone does it automatically and I don't think anyone has noticed before,oh to go back and gain some gcse's and learn some basic grammar,Stuart cable coming back to life and hammering kelly Jones over the head for Mr writer is probably more likely I suspect you type on a spacker keyboard, using some forehead-mounted device. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 12 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I suspect you type on a spacker keyboard, using some forehead-mounted device. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 38 minutes ago, Roadkill said: She'll catch the vapours if she keeps this up. Poor, sweet little misguided thing. I have got the vapours. All that 9% Belgian beer I necked over the weekend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've always asked why Arsenal fans need to wear replica club shirts to prove who they support, when they can glue a dick on their heads like this fella. We'll all know what club the cunts support. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 10 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: For all our sakes, leave the guitars to the English and the Scots. Gary Moore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: I suspect you type on a spacker keyboard, using some forehead-mounted device. I suspect your carer/the authorities are probably looking for you as we speak , tracking you down by the trail of wotsits bags and daysaver bus tickets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson2 said: I suspect your carer/the authorities are probably looking for you as we speak , tracking you down by the trail of wotsits bags and daysaver bus tickets I like Wotsits. I can put them up my nose and pretend they're massive bogies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I like Wotsits. I can put them up my nose and pretend they're massive bogies. I prefer roast ox myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 14 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson2 said: I prefer roast ox myself How on earth would you be able to stick them up your nose? I think you're a bit weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 14 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson2 said: I prefer roast ox myself Try roast alpaca. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: How on earth would you be able to stick them up your nose? I think you're a bit weird. I don’t think it’s his nose he sticks them up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 7 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: Try roast alpaca. Try fucking off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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